The little sheer tops, the naughty schoolgirl thing, the dressed up grown up Emma. It’s all working. Many lost hope when Emma shorn her hair and looked like she was turning her back on her hotness; but she’s most definitely back, and this is just behind the scenes, no airbrushing. Just Emma. Hermione hotness. Enjoy.
Confession, I’ve never been to The Hamptons before. I think it’s mostly because I’ve never been invited before. It has always struck me as the name of a place where rich people hang out and celebrities throw parties on summer weekends and everybody drinks froufrou cocktails and later on run each over with their cars. But, now, there’s Emma Watson sunbathing in her panties and maybe it’s time to finally visit.
Our belusted Hermione dipped out of her shorts for a better tanning experience and a much better experience for those of us on the other end of a telescopic lens behind the local Hamptons foliage. While it’s certainly not the entirely clean view of her dirty parts we would like, a snippet shot of Emma Watson in her little cotton undies — yeah, we’ll take that. Enjoy.
Sour grapes from us being banned from the MTV Movie Awards this year? Eh, maybe. But that show, that network, has really sunk to the bottom of the bowl like a turd trying to be first in line to hit the expressway home to the sewer line, which leads to a bunch of rehabbing inane drunkards checking into the Jersey Shore house for the sixth time on the East Coast while a bunch of mostly no-named, faceless rubes were paraded down the MTV red carpet last night and we were told they were fun and interesting and exciting people. Yeah, not so much.
However, MTV being owned by a much larger parent corporation, and still being a churning marketing machine to a teen audience of future postal workers, the studios did gear up some of their A-listers currently in theaters to pimp their wares at the award show, which led to the tremendous silver lining of the hotness likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson and Jenna Dewan and Shailene Woodley and Victoria Justice and Ciara (who we did mostly include because of her sweet boobtastic show). And while the smiles were fake and the words polished, the hot bodies were still very much worth ogling. Enjoy.
Emma Watson is out Los Angeles way filming Bling Ring, the quick to jump on a topic story pic about the young gossip-girlish burglars who ripped off a number of famous celebrity homes a couple or three years ago in Hollywood. At the time of the robberies, it seemed like some kind of real Robin Hoody story, then it turned out the burglars were just a bunch of emo-suburban-douches grown up in a world of Gymboree play dates and MTV Real World watching, so it became hard to root for anybody.
Nevertheless, it’s quite easy to root for the first showing of Emma Watson skin in far too long of a time. The Britty thespianic has been filming in a little bra top and short shorts the past couple of days along the beach in Venice, flashing her bare midriff and upper butt and her sexy little Hermione-body. I guess you could say she’s stolen something from us too. Our ability to stand up now without embarrassment. Stop, thief! Enjoy.
First and foremost, let me say, Emma Watson looked damn hot at the Lancome Pre-BAFTA (British Film Awards) Party over the weekend. I mean, even without her see-through dress revealing body parts, we would have crowed about her little sextastic showing on the red carpet. But, thankfully, we do get our icing on the cake as well, as the Harry Potter actress’ lace dress moved aside at times just enough to reveal what certainly looks to be her Watson-nip, as clear as day, I mean, if we had any blood left in our optical nerve area, it would certainly be even clearer.
Despite Emma’s attempts at times to make herself look less hot than she really is, a sort of rebellious female thespianic trait we simply can’t abide, she thankfully has trouble doing so and inevitably puts on a solid show several times a year for the hordes of her ogling fans. Including us. Enjoy.