Emma Watson

Emma Watson Dolls Up Something Booty Sweet for ‘Bling Ring’ at Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 9:07 am

Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere

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Emma Watson really has become a show stealer at big events. Forget the cute Hermione, this is all grown up Emma Watson, a young woman booty flashing, red carpet winning, and promoting the shizz out of her all grown up movie, Bling Ring, at the Cannes Film Festival. And, yes, that is Emma Watson booty.

As you know, I'm boycotting the Cannes Film Festival until the City of Cannes retracts their obscenely uncalled for charges against my obscene public behavior. Or, until I get an invite to the Festival, whichever comes first. But one thing I shall never protest is the lust of all things Emma Watson, who continues to grow into a fully blossomed, sextastic leading lady. Enjoy.

OH, JUST LOOK HOW OUR LITLE BABY HAS GROWN UP SINCE TEEN HERMIONE

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Emma Watson All Grown Up and Ready to She-Dazzle in W

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 11:25 am

Emma Watson Looks Amazing in W Magazine July 2013

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Emma Watson sure did grow up fast. I feel like I've been watching her closely ever since, well, ever since it wasn't really socially correct to admit to such a following. But at some point over the past year or so she started doing all this grown up modeling and posing and styling and while it's clearly way too much clothing involved, it's really pretty damn hot.

Her latest foray into the grown up world of modeling features a highly done up Emma Watson in W magazine. Evoking all sorts of images of glamorous ladies of the past, not to mention a future fifteen minutes of fun I'd love to experience with Emma. Granted, ten of those minutes would be spent trying to undo her fancy frock, but five minutes is more than enough time to repeat the phrase 'Oh, Emma, I've wanted you too for so long.' Enjoy.

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Happy Birthday to Emma Watson, Let’s Look at Hot Peekaboo Pics of Emma

By Bill Swift | April 15, 2013 @ 2:16 pm

Emma Watson Birthday of Upskirts, Bikinis and Sexy Photos

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Well, it seems like our belusted former-Hermione has been around forever, but truly the gloriously hot Emma Watson turns but a mere 23 years old today. Hard to imagine, but it allows us to use our math brain to publicly state that we've only been ogling Emma officially for five years as of today.

Based on her role in Bling Ring and other more grown up roles coming down the line, we predict great things for Emma Watson in the near future. Well, at least great things for us to see. She really is one of our favorites. Happy Birthday.

J-Woww’s Boobs Try to Save MTV Movie Awards

By Bill Swift | April 15, 2013 @ 10:57 am

Selena Gomez, Bella Thorne and More Hotties at MTV Movie Awards

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I actually had fun a couple years back now at the MTV Movie Awards with our friend Tila Tequila. The show had already dropped to unwatchable standards at that point, but it was at least fun. Now, everybody who appeared at the show looked like they had been kidnapped and forced to dress up and smile and talk about how much they love so-and-so from some craptastic MTV reality show (assuming so-and-so is still alive, or not in jail).

J-Woww brought her puppies out to play, and they tried to save the evening from the ensuing debacle, but even they along with the hottie likes of Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, and Ariana Grande could not save the ev evening. The ultimate dilemma for Egotastic! is a sextastic hot teacher stripping off her clothes whilst scratching her nails down a chalkboard. MTV is now way too much chalkboard. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S MTV MOVIE AWARDS RED CARPET

Ciara Shows Her Goodies in a Short Red Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Shailene Woodley in a Black Deep V Neck Outfit at the MTV Movies Awards

Charlize Theron Steps Out in a Red Hot Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Emma Watson in Mini Tight Purple Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Jenna Dewan in a Plunging Neckline Top at the MTV Movies Awards

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Emma Watson Scorching Hot as a a Natural Beauty!

By Bill Swift | March 20, 2013 @ 11:30 am

Emma Watson Covered Topless in the Natural Beauty Exhibition

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Wow, say hello to my favorite new Emma Watson photos ever!

James Houston shot these for the Natural Beauty exhibit going round the country for Earth Day or something similarly environmentally conscious next month. Emma joined a cast of other models shot in these artsy, but red wicked hot and hardly dressed photos of her ridiculously sextastic self to promote peace, love, and recycling. While the intention might be to make the planet more green, right now my twin globes are turning blue (yes, that's a poorly worded sexual reference).

Anybody who's yet to have a mad passionate longing for Emma Watson, the grown up girl from Harry Potter, now would be a good time to get started. Enjoy.

EVEN WITH THE BAD HAIRCUT, EMMA WATSON ALWAYS SHINED

Emma Watson at the New York Premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

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Taylor Swift Cleavage Peek Steals the People’s Choice Awards

By Bill Swift | January 10, 2013 @ 8:36 am

Taylor Swift Flashes Cleavage at The 2013 People Choice Awards

Jennifer Aniston Nipples Pokes at The 2013 People Choice Awards

Emma Watson Leggy at The 2013 People Choice Awards

Lea Michele Reveals her Sexy Legs at The 2013 People Choice Awards

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Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.

Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I've never heard of though he's in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow'd up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People's Choice Awards last night. Now, I'm still not quite clear what the hell the People's Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the 'Hey, I'm Awesome' celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I'd say the 'People' in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.

And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we'll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we're just going to leer at Taylor's ta-tas. Enjoy.

MILEY LED THE PACK OF HOTTIES AT LAST YEAR'S PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS

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Emma Watson Killer Looks in Marie Claire Remind Us of Our Hermione Dreams

By Bill Swift | January 3, 2013 @ 12:07 pm

Emma Watson Looking Sexy for Marie Claire Magazine

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Who knows what the future holds, for next week, let alone the rest of Lucky '13, but we are quite assured that we will not soon lose our lust for anything and all things Emma Watson, who appears in this month's Marie Claire magazine looking far too proper, but way too hot to ignore.

Ever since it was way too unsettling to say aloud, we've had a thing for the British thespianic and her tender but surly Hermione ways, which has only blossomed, as Emma has blossomed into young woman, even shearing off her lovely locks hasn't done much to slow what is assuredly pure and mostly indecent lust. It is the universe's most powerful force. Enjoy.