Charlize Theron still looks freaking awesome. (Popoholic)
Cheryl Crow flashes her panties. (GossipCop)
Pippa Middleton loses a butt contest. (FoxNews)
Scarlett Johansson in her sweats. (GossipCenter)
Emma Watson Twitpics. (HuffPo)
I present to you pictures of a hot chick. (TheChive)
Leighton Meester supports Wang. (Celebuzz)
JWoww busts out of her shirt. (Celebuzz)
Jada Pinkett Smith in a swimsuit. (HuffPo)
I'd give Cheryl Cole a job. (FoxNews)
Carrie Underwood looks freaking amazing. (GossipCenter)
Emma Watson can't get a dude. (PopEater)
Heather Graham still has a little Rollergirl in her. (DrunkenStepfather)
Worst negotiator ever. (CollegeHumor)
January Jones takes hard nipples to a new level. (TheSuperficial)
Rihanna shows skin on stage. (Celebuzz)
Reese Witherspoon sex tape advice. (HuffPo)
Hailee Stenfeld nude scene? (FoxNews)
Cassie gives off a vibe. (Idolator)
Liv Tyler in some candid lingerie pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)
Emma Watson parties with Cameron Diaz. (GossipCenter)
I'll say this for last night's MTV Movie Awards -- they brought out the hotties. I mean, they didn't let anyone get within 1,000 feet of the big stars, and kept pushing their sorry-sap teen drama queens from unknown shows on the public in a promotional display, but in the back somewhere, through a secret entrance, they were guiding in the uber-sextastic, the likes of Selena Gomez, Brooklyn Decker, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and many many more to glam it up for five minutes of posing before being whisked back to their VIP suite and their handlers. Hey, even hottie Blake Lively made a highly guarded (I mean, seriously, guarded) appearance, despite her current controversies. At the end of the day, despite having to deal with the MTV craptastic machine, it does make it all worthwhile. Enjoy.
Award show postscript: whoa, if you've never had reason to be jealous of Justin Timberlake before, you know, for banging Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel, how about this full on boob-grab of super sexy Mila Kunis at the award show last night. It's almost too much, I mean, for somebody other than me to get to do. So unfair.
Thanks to EgoReader 'Mike B' who alerted us to this Amber Lancaster twitpic from behind the GIbson Amphitheater where the RJ Berger cheerleader seems to be flashing something very close to a nipple slip, very close.
A school friend once told me, 'There are three kinds of people in this world. 'A' students, 'B' students, and, my friends.' Well, along similar lines, since sexy redhead Emma Watson has become a college dropout, I kind of feel like the two of us may have a chance at something special in this crazy crazy world. That something special is likely a restraining order and some type of beating at the hands of Interpol, but, sometimes, lust hurts.
Speaking of lust, I don't need to tell you the passion and fascination the entire ogling world has with young Emma Watson, sextastic star of that wizard movie series and well-known angst-filled hottie. Well, today is a quite delightful day in that regard as our limey-ginger sexy bomb flashed more skin than usual in her bare midriff bra top and stretch pants for the general benefit of man-kind. Oh, sure, we still got the pouty, put-out kind of face scrunch, but do realize that this is just her crenelated exterior defense, surely built to protect her warm and luscious castle keep. (Oh, yes, everything I know about girls comes from two intense summer weeks at D&D camp.) Enjoy.
While filming in Pittsburgh, the delightfully Brit-hot thespian recent college dropout Emma Watson started to give glimpses of what I'm expecting to be a fantastic summer of short shorts, tiny tops, short skirts, and some wardrobe malfunctions, and hopefully not a bunch of close-calls like last year, but some real, full-on Emma Watson skin reveals. It really is about time this sexy girl turned into a woman on the pages of Egotastic! I mean, we are safe, comfortable, classy environment with but a few million leering eyeballs, the ideal arena for a young woman to shed the silliness and superficiality of her garments. The hair is growing back, the body is slender and ready, we stand prepared for your exposure, Ms. Watson. Any time, just let us know. Enjoy.
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Emma Watson Goes Artsy Hot Brunette For Vogue
If Emma Watson dropped out of college to spend more time just looking hot in magazines, well, we say a formal education is vastly overrated. Though this Vogue magazine pictorial looks inspired by some art class in one of those ivory towers where parents pay a ton of dough for their kids to talk shit about them, anything Emma Watson is pretty damn hot. She's even lost her ginger roots in these photos, still, I wouldn't throw her out of my Ikea Stefan inspired boudoir. There's something about Emma, even when she strode past us on the MTV Movie Awards red carpet at Mach 3, just an air of hotness trails behind her. As did I trail behind her, momentarily, before being prevented forthwith by a posse of blue-tooth wearing short men in suits, like mini-Agent Smiths. Enjoy.