Elisabetta Canalis

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures Are Very Much Alive Today in Cannes

After her murder victim stage play about The Dictator yacht parked off of Cannes yesterday, we weren’t sure supermodel and former George Clooney squeeze-and-tickle Elisabetta Canalis was going to be alright, but she was more than alright today, at the luxurious Eden Roc hotel on the South of France, flashing her highly-valued bikini body for the benefit of Mother Sun and Father Ogler.

Now, if you’ve got connections and a few grand a night to spend on a hotel room in Cannes this week, you too could be leering at all the lovely bits of expensive flesh on display there during the high season of the film festival. Or, if you’re like me, you fly to Cannes, sleep on the city’s only public, rock-laden beach, and wake-up with three cigarettes butts in your mouth not of your own smoking. It’s kind of the same, but different. Enjoy.

The Dictator ‘Murders’ Elisabetta Canalis off the Coast of France

I have to hand it to Sacha Baron Cohen, he’s a flipping promotional genius. His various publicity stunts promoting The Dictator, coming out today in theaters have been borderline nuts, but very funny, not the least of which including dumping Kim Jong Il’s ashes on a very perturbed Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars.

But today’s stunt takes the cake.

Knowing that all peeping paparazzi lenses are in Cannes this week for the annual film festival, and telescopically patrolling the high-end yachts parked off shore, ‘The Dictator’ staged a scene with uber-hottie Elisabetta Canalis decked out in a hot bikini on her sweet body, but apparently not finding the Dictator to be manly enough for her tastes and mocking his little dictator. At which point The Dictator kills her, wraps her in a bag, and throws her overboard, all while the cameras are snapping from the shoreline and nearby boats.

Now that is funny. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez shows cleavage on the cover of Cosmo. (HuffPo)

Ashley Greene gets Lucky. (FoxNews)

Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Teen Vogue. (GossipCenter)

Shailene Woodley, Felicity Jones, Jennifer Lawrence and more Hollywood hotties. (GossipCenter)

Ciara and Maria Menounos get ready for the Superbowl. (Celebuzz)

Kim Kardashian tweets cleavage. (CelebSlam)

Not exactly a lateral move, Elisabetta Canalis. (TheSuperficial)

Hilary Duff Bare Midriff Bursting and Other Fine Things to Ogle

What Did She Paint on Her Belly?

Hilary Duff makes pregnant hot again on Twitter. (Huffington Post)

- Elisabetta Canalis and Rihanna battle it out in sextastic bikini war. (FoxNews)

- Serena Williams has a body she will make you love. (GossipCenter)

- Beyonce had some killer looks in her videos this year. (Celebuzz)

- A belated sexy Merry Christmas from Candice Swanepoel (Popoholic)

- Hot girls. Hot lingere. ‘Nuff said. (TheChive)

- Angela Simmons, sexy red Christmas dress. (GlobalGrind)

No Fur

Elisabetta Canalis unveils her covered nude PETA ad. (SocialiteLife)

The best of Britney Spears. (Idolator)

Anne Hathaway addresses the Catwoman suit haters. (HuffPo)

Marilyn Monroe sexed up The UK. (FoxNews)

Rihanna home video. (GossipCenter)

Miley Cyrus in a see-through top. (Celebuzz)

Lindsey Vonn is ready to mingle. (GossipCop)

West End

Cheryl Cole sexes up London Town. (GossipCenter)

Evan Rachel Wood swings both ways. (HuffPo)

Rihanna and the hottest ladies in Hollywood. (FoxNews)

Beyonce and other celebrity nipple slips. (TheFrisky)

Elisabetta Canalis gets around. (TMZ)

Fashion shows are way more fun when the clothes are see-through. (DrunkenStepfather)

Scarlett Johansson out in NYC. (Popoholic)

Musket Firing

Milla Jovovich sexes up a slinky dress. (Celebuzz)

Kristen Stewart gets all done up. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively beard services are no longer needed. (FoxNews)

Kristin Cavallari gets intercepted. (TMZ)

Elisabetta Canalis abs are ridonkulous. (DrunkenStepfather)

The next Batman movie looks awesome. (CollegeHumor)

A rare glimpse of Megan Fox, released in the wild. (Popoholic)