Elisabetta Canalis

Elisabetta Canalis Goes (Covered) Nekkid In Defense of the Critters

Not sure how many times I've sent PETA an angry letter now reminding their P.R. machine that 'So-and-So Hottie Celebrity' is not really nekkid in their anti-fur campaign if you're blocking all their gloriously fun parts. Nekkid is nekkid. Don't get me wrong, I love fuzzy-haired creatures, and, I super lust the likes of sexy Elisabetta Canalis flashing tons o' skin and sideboob (not to mention sidebutt), but she's not nekkid. Trust me, me and George Clooney know the difference.

So, PETA, keep the foxes and the minks in the scope of your good intentions, but please don't cry 'beaver' unless you really got the goods. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Flashes Her Finely Tuned Body for a Post-George Comeback

Look, at some point, if you're a hot actress or model, there's about an 89% chance you'll end up in the sack with George Clooney, and 100% chance thereafter that you'll be dumped by Clooney when you bring up the 'M' word. So, lesson learned, Elisabetta Canalis, who seems to have faired well from her recent dumpage, something international supermodels are simply not programmed to handle I suppose, but Elisabetta seems to have been working the weights and fine tuning her already finely tuned body for a post-George rebound, starting with her Dancing With the Stars engagement. Good on you, Elisabetta, now, let's turn this negative into a positive with some nekkid photos perhaps? Enjoy.

Hope Solo and Elisabetta Canalis Sexy Standouts Among the New Dancing With the Stars D-List

If you are an avid Dancing with the Stars fan, I want you to know, you're safe here. This is a judgement free zone. Loser ahem.

The DWTS producers have assembled another motley crew of C and D list celebrities to tango on the upcoming season, none of which is of much consequence to Egotastic! save for two contestants, the freshly de-Clooney'd hottie Elisabetta Canalis and newcomer soccer goalie statuesque Hope Solo, neither of whom will I spend a minute watch dancing unless it's at a club called Cheetah's or the Champagne Lounge, but they both looked rather hot at last nights DWTS lineup announcement party.

Guys, if your girl makes you watch this show, I can only hope you're getting some compensatory nookie. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Single, Bikini Hot, and on a Motherf***ing Boat

Sure, breakups are hard. No matter which end of the split you're on. (Personally, my record is 0-5-1 in terms of who broke up with whom, with my one tie even in dispute as she claims she left me a voicemail a solid seventeen minutes in advance of my breakup email.) But I have to think breakups, even with George Clooney, are far easier when you're rich, hot, and your life consists mainly of sunbathing on the forecastle of world-class yachts in various Mediterranean ports of call.( Or, at least it's easier than when you're dumped and you still have to show up at Subway Sandwiches the next morning for your certified sandwich maker exam -- that was brutal.)

Just ogling these Elisbetta Canalis bikini pictures leave me quite assured that she will soon be dating another rich dude in fancy clothes with the names of French and Italian men stitched inside. And, I'm happy for her. A girl this hot deserves phenomenal attention. But, Elisabetta, should you ever want the simple pleasures of a foot-long sub prepared in precisely the manner you desire, please, dont' hesitate to call. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures A Great Calling Card for Boyfriend the Next

A man could have himself a good life just living off the seconds of George Clooney; I mean, not immediately after seconds, but, long term speaking, natch. Krista Allen, Salma Hayek, Lucy Liu, Kelly Preston, etc, etc, and most definitely, etc., and, now, add super hot Italian model and actress Elisabetta Canalis to that list. Yep, another super sexy celebrity girlfriend bites the Clooney dust. Rumor has it, Elisabetta brought up the 'M' word with George, and, don't you know he's halfway out the door before the second syllable of that word is even uttered.

Not that Elisabetta Canalis will have a hard time finding a new man, what with being rich and famous and that amazing bikini body of hers, seen here earlier this month on Mexican beach holiday. I mean, I'm definitely throwing my own hat into the ring. But, I tell you this, the minute the first 'George was so cute when...' story comes up, I'm outta there, I mean, the very next morning at least. Enjoy.

In Heat

Kate Middleton gets a little wet. (SocialiteLife)

Elisabetta Canalis is ready to mingle. (HuffPo)

Audrina Patridge wearing bikinis. (FoxNews)

Miley Cyrus pictures from down under. (Celebuzz)

Sofia Vergara asstastic is caliente. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears sexy new music video. (GossipCop)

Hot tubs. Hotter chicks. (Break)

Cannes Winds Up In A Giant Hottie Party Featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, and Bar Refaeli

It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again.  Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich.  Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.