Elisabetta Canalis

Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Pictures for Soft Silky Genuine Hotness

When Elisabetta Canalis sticks out her bosom so proudly in her bra, I can think only one thing. Well, two things, but being a gentleman of the highest order, I'll skip right to the second -- Elisabetta Canalis is so damn hot, how could a man possibly dump her? I know we've been through this George Clooney banging-the-sextastic-world rant before, but I just can't run the scenario in my head where a man faces a woman like Elisabetta in her lingerie and tells her she's just not his cup of tea any longer.

Oh, how I'd kill any one of you in a Russian sauna for the chance to drink Elisabetta's tea, let alone sip her cups. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures Are an Italian Summer Treat

I'm tired of lamenting all the beautiful women George Clooney has cast aside. I can't tell if it makes me jealous or nauseous or murderous with intent any longer. I just find it disturbing I suppose that any man could ever toss aside the blatant bodily goodness of a woman like model Elisabetta Canalis

. The Italian model looked smoking hot once more in her bikini on a summer vacation. With models it's actually hard to tell when they're on vacation actually, as opposed to us white-bodied pale manatees burning by the pool with too much liquor in our bodies by 11am. We're far more obvious. And far less hot than Elisabetta, former girlfriend to George. Mofo. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Nearly Spills Out of Her Bikini Top on Italian Holiday

Looks like somebody is getting a little too big for their britches. Make that, too big for their bikini top, and oh so perfectly fit and snug in their short shorts britches. Elisabetta Canalis on a beach vacation off the coast of Italy on Ischia, and island where gunboats would shoot down any attempt by myself to get near sacred beaches of the rich and hot ladies, just looked stellar.

Even in the idiotic Panama hats all the hoity toity are wearing to the beach these day. Elisabetta may now officially be two George Clooney girlfriends ago, but I'd still gladly give a kidney and a lung for the chance to make her my next squeeze. And squeeze I would. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Debuts Lingerie Line, We Want to Undress Her Lingerie ASAP

We do so dig Elisabetta Canalis and though she's inevitable tied to the long line of Clooney bang-sisters, she will always just be the super hot Italian model we deeply lust and who we are most definitely ogling here on the sight of her lingerie line photos.

Sultry, brunette hotties hold  a special place in our heart, that would be the place closest to our family jewels and millions of years of man-drive evolution. We not only condone the placement of little bits of silky nothings on Elisabetta Canalis, it only fuels our fire to watch the sextastic model from The Boot slowly slink out of them in front of the faux fireplace in our studio apartment. Such is the power of pure, slightly adulterated, lust. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Flashes Some Million Dollar Legs on Italian TV

We do so love legs. Hot long toned female lower appendages, like tempting sign posts on the road to Nirvana (which could be up or down, just to let you feet fetishists have your day as well).

And Italian model and Clooney ex Elisabetta Canalis has some serious stems, the pair of which she was flashing on Italian TV in a delightful gam-display that once more reminded us why exactly we could spend several hours a day caressing sweet legs, the most underrated of foreplay activities that we can stand for more than sixty seconds or so. But, that's us, leg men. And we give Elisabetta a 10. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Flashes Her Boot (And Other Fine Bits) for Italy’s Max Magazine

Former Clooney model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis has hardly shrunk into the woods since her split from the noted cocksman, in fact, she's kind of been everywhere, flashing her model body and Latin good looks. We applaud such rebounding technique, though it is time for some fully nekkid raunchy pics, if I'm giving relationship advice.

In the latest edition of Max magazine from her home country, Elisabetta gets all kinds of artsy racy for the photogs, producing some high-brow, but ultimately low and tingle inducing photos of her wicked hot body. We could do without some of the production value, but if you get past all the girlie stuff, just pure hotness. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Flashes Cleavage for ‘Il Globo’

We still really kind of dig Elisabetta Canalis, even after her dumping at the hands and other body parts of George Clooney, the hot Italian model remains one of our favorite late night virtual booty calls. Elisabetta was flashing a good bit of cleavage over the weekend for some event sponsored by the Italian language newspaper 'Il Globo' wherein her job seemed to be to constantly lean forward in her low cut top to answer questions from the media.

We have another job in mind for Elisabetta Canalis with very similar bodily bending, but we'll keep that request to the private correspondences we send her. Enjoy.