I guess every girl gets over Clooney at some point. Former model girlfriend to The George, Elisabetta Canalis, got married to somebody who is probably more handsome and seriously banked than I am over the weekend in Italy. Just kidding about that more handsome part. As if such a thing even existed.
I give Elisabetta credit for getting the best revenge possible, which is to look absolutely amazing, have one sextastic fine female form, and giggle a lot and make many babies. I can definitely help with that last part in the event the new husband starts to fire blanks. Just saying, I made a future king of England, I can make a future Italian male bon vivant who doesn’t need to know who his real father is. It’ll make him more gritty and interesting and give me some Elisabetta Canalis stories to tell in my golden years. Good for you, Elisabetta. And, good for us. Enjoy.
Well, well, well, what do we have here. My middle school science teacher used to say that before he cuffed me hard across the head. Now I used it to explain the pangs of eyeball pleasure at the sight of Italian model hottie Elisabetta Canalis removing her bikini top for a blessed adjustment, candidly revealing her bare boobtastic atop a boat parked outside an Italian beach resort. She’s not actually sunbathing topless, but she sure is taking her sweet time to put her bikini top on, providing the gentleman oglers in the area with telescopic lenses the opportunity to feast peeps upon former George Clooney motorboating territory.
Elisabetta Canalis has been topless before, but essentially in stage photo shoots for fashion magazines that smell like French hookers. Not that that’s a bad smell, mind you. Now, the chance to see Elisabetta’s bare funbags quite peeping Tom like is really just a thrill. Thank you, ill fitting string bikini tops. You really are the best. Enjoy.
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Go on George Clooney. Go get married. I’m happy delving into the trail of the forgotten, at least, that you have forgotten. Incredible hotties like Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. We’ve been drooling over Elisabetta for several years now. I’m not sure if it’s her crazy hot looks or that killer body or the little outfits she prefers to model, such as this Lormar lingerie shoot, but the entire package is working for me.
Elisabetta, if you were my girl, I’d treat you like a princess. I mean, literally, probably hide you in a high tower that only I can visit. I am rather possessive, but, thankfully, I have a very short attention span. It would be the best fifteen minutes of castle tower confinement you have ever known. Just so hot. Enjoy.
When Elisabetta Canalis sticks out her bosom so proudly in her bra, I can think only one thing. Well, two things, but being a gentleman of the highest order, I’ll skip right to the second — Elisabetta Canalis is so damn hot, how could a man possibly dump her? I know we’ve been through this George Clooney banging-the-sextastic-world rant before, but I just can’t run the scenario in my head where a man faces a woman like Elisabetta in her lingerie and tells her she’s just not his cup of tea any longer.
Oh, how I’d kill any one of you in a Russian sauna for the chance to drink Elisabetta’s tea, let alone sip her cups. Enjoy.
I’m tired of lamenting all the beautiful women George Clooney has cast aside. I can’t tell if it makes me jealous or nauseous or murderous with intent any longer. I just find it disturbing I suppose that any man could ever toss aside the blatant bodily goodness of a woman like model Elisabetta Canalis
. The Italian model looked smoking hot once more in her bikini on a summer vacation. With models it’s actually hard to tell when they’re on vacation actually, as opposed to us white-bodied pale manatees burning by the pool with too much liquor in our bodies by 11am. We’re far more obvious. And far less hot than Elisabetta, former girlfriend to George. Mofo. Enjoy.
Looks like somebody is getting a little too big for their britches. Make that, too big for their bikini top, and oh so perfectly fit and snug in their short shorts britches. Elisabetta Canalis on a beach vacation off the coast of Italy on Ischia, and island where gunboats would shoot down any attempt by myself to get near sacred beaches of the rich and hot ladies, just looked stellar.
Even in the idiotic Panama hats all the hoity toity are wearing to the beach these day. Elisabetta may now officially be two George Clooney girlfriends ago, but I’d still gladly give a kidney and a lung for the chance to make her my next squeeze. And squeeze I would. Enjoy.
We do so dig Elisabetta Canalis and though she’s inevitable tied to the long line of Clooney bang-sisters, she will always just be the super hot Italian model we deeply lust and who we are most definitely ogling here on the sight of her lingerie line photos.
Sultry, brunette hotties hold a special place in our heart, that would be the place closest to our family jewels and millions of years of man-drive evolution. We not only condone the placement of little bits of silky nothings on Elisabetta Canalis, it only fuels our fire to watch the sextastic model from The Boot slowly slink out of them in front of the faux fireplace in our studio apartment. Such is the power of pure, slightly adulterated, lust. Enjoy.