As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it. I'll never forget the look on the face of that chimp as he rabbit humped that Gucci knockoff, pure primordial bliss.
That's the look I have on my face each and every week as I peruse the wonderments delivered to our doorstep by our faithful and fastidious Internet browsing readers. The men and women of our virtual army of the sextastic who deliver their discoveries into the communal pot each week our Friday rendition of Stone Soup, a.k.a, Reader Finds.
This weeks amalgamation of the awesomely hot includes TOWIE Maria Fowler topless, Rosario Dawson in a sexy dark photoshoot, sadly rarely photographed Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in her own wicked photo shoot, newcomer Nicole Neal topless in Nuts, late night cable topless queen Shannon Whirry in a collection of her best, the big chest of Jack Osbourne baby mama Lisa Stelly, Natalie Portman in her infamous topless beach photos from 2000, Gisele Bundchen cover worthy asstastic, Lea Michele poking through braless, a double shot of the double tops of Swedish model Johanna Lundback, Rachael Finch nip slip, Elisabetta Canalis topless in a tabloid pic, and the early model card headshots of sextastic models Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Miranda Kerr, and Daisy Lowe and gloriously hot South African Tanit Phoenix looking most definitely topless in a new music video. It's a mouthful!
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Elisabetta Canalis Debuts Lingerie Line, We Want to Undress Her Lingerie ASAP
We do so dig Elisabetta Canalis and though she's inevitable tied to the long line of Clooney bang-sisters, she will always just be the super hot Italian model we deeply lust and who we are most definitely ogling here on the sight of her lingerie line photos.
Sultry, brunette hotties hold  a special place in our heart, that would be the place closest to our family jewels and millions of years of man-drive evolution. We not only condone the placement of little bits of silky nothings on Elisabetta Canalis, it only fuels our fire to watch the sextastic model from The Boot slowly slink out of them in front of the faux fireplace in our studio apartment. Such is the power of pure, slightly adulterated, lust. Enjoy.
ELISABETTA CANALIS SUNBATHING USED PINK TO TURN US BLUE