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Britney Spears Unveils New Collection ‘The Intimate Britney Spears’

Hall of fame hottie Britney Spears unveiled her new line of lingerie at New York’s Fashion Week. The line is called “The Intimate Britney Spears” and from what I can tell from the models in the background, it looks pretty darn sexy. It’s the kind of stuff your wife wears on your birthday. Though, alas, Britney was not modelling the lingerie herself, she was nice enough to wear a shirt that was open to her stomach. Brit Brit, as is sometimes the case, also forgot to wear a bra. The result is some killer cleavage and a little bit of front side boob. Britney is still one sexy little minx all these years later. I remember back in the day drooling over a very young Britney in the “Baby One More Time” video where she was a sexy school girl. Now, nearly 20 years later she is still causing boners wherever she goes.

That’s why as far as sexy American women, Britney is one of the true legends. And, like I said before, she often doesn’t wear a bra.

Britney Spears Back in Vegas With Her New Body

I’m not exactly sure how Britney Spears and her Vegas contract work exactly. Though I’m pretty sure she gets longer vacations than I do. Like, six months. But, to her credit, the pop diva spent much of that time apparently getting into better shape for this run of shows after taking some heat for being a bit gassed and heavy her last go-around.

While Britney definitely plays it low key when out and about, there’s still something special about this mega-star when she hits the stage, even the cheesy stage in Vegas. She’s got that allure that always separated her from so many of her would be competitors. Sure, she’s no longer Britney at twenty, but Britney modern day is nothing to sneeze at. I’d still assume a false identity for the chance to be her wardrobe assistant backstage one evening. Though I might work a little slower than her current employees. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Leggy In Short Shorts

Hall of fame hottie Britney Spears was spotted in a pair of short shorts while on a Starbucks run in LA. A lot of digital ink has been spent talking about Britney’s boobage and with good reason. Her funbags are a thing of beauty. You can tell she’s having trouble keeping them in her shirt because she keeps pulling on her top. But she’s also got a dynamite pair of legs. I guess it comes from all of those years dancing on stage to her pop songs. Her legs are long, even though she isn’t very tall. I’ve always been a fan of Britney Spears. Not so much her music as, you know, her. Who can forget the Hit Me Baby One More Time video where she played a catholic school girl? Yes, please and thank you very much.

I’m glad that Britney was able to emerge from the fog of her cray cray breakdown a few years ago. The world needs less crazy people and more hot singers like Britney.

Britney Spears Nipples Could Never Really Be Contained

This is one of those rare times when Britney Spears was out and about with an appropriate sort of undergarment and that did little to stop her ever-yearning nipples from making their break-through toward the warm Southern California sun. Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, Britney’s nips rarely need a reason to poke out of her tops and dresses and say howdy to the general public. She is a natural performer.

Britney, on behalf of the gentleman oglers who have been peering at your pert headlights for oh so many years, I’d like to thank you for making the lack of effort to keep those pointed nubs covered. That and your music have been a real treat, though mostly the nipples really. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Flashes Panties Upskirt for AYSO Glory

You really can’t take Britney Spears anywhere, or, you can take her everywhere, depending on how much you dig mom flashing her panties to the kids on your soccer team. She’s not my mom, so instead of crying and seeing a shrink about it, I’m just going to say she’s the best mom ever for teaching young men that even super famous and wealthy celebrities will flash you sweet peeks if only you learn how to pay attention and smile.

It’s been a while since we peeped up Britney’s skirts and her panties, actually she rarely used to wear panties, so this is like a nice throwback to better times. Well, maybe not better for Britney, but they were surely better for us. Plus, this whole naughty mom thing is quite the nice meme. I’m not sure who brought the orange slices to AYSO for half time, but I know who brought the pie. Get is, because… oh, never mind. Enjoy.

Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears Lead the Way of Cleavage for Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Post-Oscars Party

Make of it what you will, but the Elton John AIDS Foundation party tends to bring out the biggest shows of cleavage each Oscar Sunday, with the lovely ladies of L.A. saving up their funbaggery for when the more stately Academy Awards come to a conclusion.

Heidi Klum, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Ashley Greene, and Irina Shayk all came up noteworthy in the category of most chest exposed on an otherwise pretty modestly dressed night for most of the actual movie stars. The Elton John party ticket is the hottest in town, if you can get it, which you can, for eight thousand times my hourly play rate. I had to save up this year to buy a new carbon fiber yo-yo, so I skipped, but I would never miss out on hot celebrity chestiness. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Braless Boobtastic Has a Sunny Weekend in Los Angeles

Britney Spears returned from another grueling week in Las Vegas for a little R&R back in Sunny Southern California where she was able to meet up with her boyfriend, hit her favorite restaurants for some burgers, and let her boobtastic out for a little airing, courtesy of some low cut dresses and tops and not much by the way of undergarments.

Britney’s always been a big supporter of lack of chestal support, even now as a 30-something mom she’s more often than not low-cut and commando when out and about in her adopted hometown. It’s kind of nice really, not necessarily for Britney, but I was thinking of the rest of us who get to watch the delightful jiggle. It’s a blessing of living in a land of drought and high taxation — Spears boobtastic. A reasonable tradeoff. Enjoy.