You really can’t take Britney Spears anywhere, or, you can take her everywhere, depending on how much you dig mom flashing her panties to the kids on your soccer team. She’s not my mom, so instead of crying and seeing a shrink about it, I’m just going to say she’s the best mom ever for teaching young men that even super famous and wealthy celebrities will flash you sweet peeks if only you learn how to pay attention and smile.
It’s been a while since we peeped up Britney’s skirts and her panties, actually she rarely used to wear panties, so this is like a nice throwback to better times. Well, maybe not better for Britney, but they were surely better for us. Plus, this whole naughty mom thing is quite the nice meme. I’m not sure who brought the orange slices to AYSO for half time, but I know who brought the pie. Get is, because… oh, never mind. Enjoy.
Make of it what you will, but the Elton John AIDS Foundation party tends to bring out the biggest shows of cleavage each Oscar Sunday, with the lovely ladies of L.A. saving up their funbaggery for when the more stately Academy Awards come to a conclusion.
Heidi Klum, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Ashley Greene, and Irina Shayk all came up noteworthy in the category of most chest exposed on an otherwise pretty modestly dressed night for most of the actual movie stars. The Elton John party ticket is the hottest in town, if you can get it, which you can, for eight thousand times my hourly play rate. I had to save up this year to buy a new carbon fiber yo-yo, so I skipped, but I would never miss out on hot celebrity chestiness. Enjoy.
Britney Spears returned from another grueling week in Las Vegas for a little R&R back in Sunny Southern California where she was able to meet up with her boyfriend, hit her favorite restaurants for some burgers, and let her boobtastic out for a little airing, courtesy of some low cut dresses and tops and not much by the way of undergarments.
Britney’s always been a big supporter of lack of chestal support, even now as a 30-something mom she’s more often than not low-cut and commando when out and about in her adopted hometown. It’s kind of nice really, not necessarily for Britney, but I was thinking of the rest of us who get to watch the delightful jiggle. It’s a blessing of living in a land of drought and high taxation — Spears boobtastic. A reasonable tradeoff. Enjoy.
There’s been some criticism of Britney Spears for letting herself ‘chillax’ a little too much on the diet front before starting her Vegas show. She was looking a little full-bodied. She’s back in L.A. now hardcore training during her Vegas show break. Based on how she’s looking in her stretch pants today, I’d say she’s on the upswing of her down under.
Check out today’s look at Britney Spears booty in sheer stretch pants on WWTDD.
Overture, curtains, lights. This was the big grand opening weekend for Britney Spears of her one woman (with one hundred person supporting cast) show at the Planet Hollywood Casino in Las Vegas entitled Piece of Me. Based on the choreography, it looks like Britney was flashing plenty of her pieces to the crazy gaggle of ladies and men who I couldn’t possibly call my friends screaming their heads off for Britney’s power pop numbers.
Personally, I don’t do a lot of shows when I’m in Vegas. I find it takes away from my power drinking and losing money time at the tables. And I’m not sure even if comped after a big losing night that I’d sneak into Piece of Me. But I bet a ton load of other people do. This is Britney Spears, even as a mom in her 30′s now and not quite as sparrow slender, she’s a huge draw. Leave Britney alone! Enjoy.
Pop music videos these days are the equivalent of avant-garde French cinema. I have absolutely no idea what any of it is supposed to mean, but all the women seem to be getting pretty nekkid so I’m going to at least observe.
Britney Spears strips down to her lingerie in her new music video for ‘Perfume’, a song I’m simply refusing to research on the off chance I might actually hear it. Suffice it to say, Britney smells nice in her bra and panties, and looks rather nice too. Might be the posing and the lighting, but it’s working for me. Not enough for a $1.29 on iTunes, but definitely worth a few minutes of leering at her body like a dirty old man, or young, if you are. The important part is the dirty. Enjoy.