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Britney Spears Lingerie Goodness And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Britney Spears is looking like 2000 hot in these bikini pics. (WWTDD)

What’s better than boobies? Bouncing boobies in 3D! (The Chive)

Volleyball hottie Jess Gysin has some serious jugs, y’all. (TMZ)

Lindsey Lohan takes off her top for Hunger Magazine. (Huffington Post)

Jessica Lowndes wears a bikini like an effing champ. (Drunken Stepfather)

Daniela Lopez Osorio in lingerie will make your eyes bug out like a cartoon wolf. (Hollywood Tuna)

Emmy Rossum is cleavtasic in a slinky dress. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears Models Her Lingerie Line

Finally, the full on set of promo pictures from Britney Spears pimping and preening her own lingerie line. Everybody’s got one these days, why not a sextastic celebrity who’s been turning heads and throbbing hearts for more than fifteen years. Granted, there’s a little use of the photo finishing tools in these smoking hot Britney in lingerie shots, but seeing Britney candidly lately it’s fair to say she’s been hitting the workouts hard and getting her female form back into pop diva shape.

I mock the lovely ladies a little bit when they come out with their needless perfume and accessories merch. But lingerie and intimate boudoir clothing lines? Now, this is something that deserves praise. I honor their design and licensing efforts. Why not wear panties by Britney? I know I’d like to see a pair on the end of my bed. Yep. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Pastied Topless, Britney Spears Lingerie Doll, Tallulah Willis Lean Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

My little social media darlings have been quite busy this past week, like hot elves with selfie-machines capturing all their best preens and poses and chesty goodness in various stages of reveal to be sure they don’t lose a day of relevancy in the eyes of their gentleman ogling fans. Quite the thing really. If it hadn’t been invented, we’d have to invent it ourselves.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Britney Spears in her own lingerie line looking mighty fine, Tallulah Willis slim and sleek in a bikini peek, Miley Cyrus with some post-pasties covering her ta’s, Lady Gaga doing Pilates in her panties, Crystal Hefner in lacy bra close up, and much much more. You owe it to the play not called in the Super Bowl to check out each and every one of these luscious self-promoting ladies of the skin baring variety. Enjoy.

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Britney Spears Is Back In Lingerie And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Britney Spears models her new line of lingerie and it is super effing hot. (Huffington Post)

Elizabetta Canalis sunbathes topless on a paddle boat. (TMZ)

Emily Ratajkowski sports some Valentine’s Day lingerie just for you. (WWTDD)

Gigi Hadid in a bikini is always a crowd pleaser. (Drunken Stepfather)

Charlie XCX is one dirty bird in a cut-out leopard print outfit. (Hollywood Tuna)

Hethielly Beck uses her boobage to sell expensive water. (The Superficial)

Hottie Felicity Jones might be a PLILTF: “Princess Leia I’d Like To F”. (COED)

Britney Spears Shows Off Toned Bare Midriff While Leaving A Dance Studio In Thousand Oaks

Hall of fame hottie Britney Spears was showing off her bare midriff in a crop top shirt like it was 1996 all over again. Brit has gotten into redonkulously good shape since she got that show in Vegas. Her abdomen is nice and toned and ready to shake it to her hits from fifteen years ago. After all, that bare mid-riff in the “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video is kind of what made her famous in the first place. You all remember that naughty Catholic schoolgirl uniform she wore. It makes me very happy that Britney was able to get her crap together and become hot again after going nuts for a while. Who can blame her? I’d shave my head and start talking crazy if I was under that much media scrutiny. She’s like a sexy lady phoenix that arose twice as hot from the ashes of not-so-hotness.

I think I’ll catch her show next time I’m in Vegas so I can stare at her close up and relive the glories of ogles past.

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Britney Spears Braless Mom About Town

It takes confidence in a mom about town to wear a tight t-shirt with no bra to the grocery store. I’d highly recommend more of the PTA set at least take the opportunity to give it a whirl. Let Britney Spears be your role model. The 30-something pop diva has forever eschewed the wearing of undergarments, even when in mother mode at the super market picking up some beans and things.

Britney gave the gentleman oglers pretending to pick lettuce at the local Vons quite a stir in their meat departments as her nipples and breasts were rather visibly shaped beneath her braless tee. I’ve always admired Britney for her free wheeling wardrobe ways. Given the time she’s put into her recent show-ready fitness routine, all the better. Let us all be more like Britney. The command part at least. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Nipple Pokes Bust Through the Tank To See the Sun

Britney Spears nipples are pretty classic Americana. Outside of Aniston nipples, which hold their own level of domination in the nipple poking field, Brit’s high beams are right up there with the best of the rest in Tinsel Town in terms of firing through both tops and bras even to catch a little glimpse of public attention.

Britney has been hitting the gym hard these past few months, perhaps even harder of late since losing her boyfriend to another woman in a way, and she’s wearing the tight tank tops once more to prove it. But darn if those nipples of hers don’t seek out every chance for public recognition of their own. Like ambitious sucklers reaching for the daylight. I can’t imagine what they look like without the top on, but I have to guess many a man has poked his eyes out quite happily. Enjoy.