Egotastic
It seems like the transformation process is almost complete. Britney Spears the young sexually suggestive diva into the soccer mom in the jean shorts, tight tank, and knobby knees. And, yes, the knobby knees does go with soccer moms, not sure why, but they are a must.
Not that we don't have plenty of soccer mom fantasies. A few. Since boyhood years and having all those orange slices thrust upon us by the loving hands of the occasionally cleavage revealing mature woman. It's just that we will somehow miss the former Britney as she fades into the minivan world of fast food and oversized handbags and always slightly uncoordinated mom sports claps. Still, those orange slices, mmm. Enjoy.
Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Are An Unexpected Surprise!
Honestly, I wasn't sure we'd ever really see Britney Spears in a bikini again after her commitment to both sanity and motherhood and loose fitting jeans and tops. It's been hard to tell precisely what's going on with Britney's formerly bodacious body of late, other than a flattening out of the derriere in a plague common to the plight of suburban moms.
But, I must say, I'm pleasantly surprised at how Britney's bikini body is holding up.
It's not Britney of 2003, but it's also not Britney of 2009. Somebody's been working hard to stay away from Mickey D's and it's showing. Good for Britney. Good for us. Unexpected bits of celebrity bikini visuals always put me in a good mood.
IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR SINCE WE'VE SEEN BRIT IN A BIKINI