AnnaLynne McCord

Just Like An Amazing Dream: AnnaLynne McCord Gets Soaked in Her Underwear

I love when life imitates art. Or is that art imitating life? In any event, reality imitating my 3am dreams is superior to both. AnnaLynne McCord. In her underwear. Wet. That's three solid notches up the fantasy chain. Of course, somebody has to towel her off, and that's where notch four comes in to play.

The sextastic raison d'être for 90210 took to the campus at UCLA to film some bra and panties dash across campus scene that would be just another brief moment of craptastic television, were it not for the entirely amazing views of the underwear-only-clad AnnaLynne McCord running and being pelted by water balloons. Sometimes, dreams do come true.  Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord Back in L.A, Back on Set, and Back in a Bikini

We've missed AnnaLynne McCord. She kind of went hippy chick on us with her off-broadway show and hipster boyfriend and N.Y. Arts District apartment and a whole bunch of other creative endeavors that have thrown our young sextastic actress of her previously delightful course of tiny outfits and wardrobe malfunctions and late night club party pictures. Self-actualization is great, but not when it takes away from our opportunities to ogle her hotness, we must protest.

Thankfully, paychecks came calling and AnnaLynne McCord has returned to the set of 90210 and Hollywood, a place that knows how to peddle in the provocative, including AnnaLynne McCord back on set in an old school, but still flattering black bikini. Is she back for good? A good 2:00AM nip slip photo in the coming weeks will be a better sign. Enjoy.

Ixtapa and Stare

Audrina Patridge flashes her bikini body all over Mexico. (GossipCenter)

Victoria Justice asstastic looks perfect in those jeans. (Celebuzz)

LeAnne Rimes bikini body strikes controversy. (HuffPo)

Megan Fox casting couch sex stories. (FoxNews)

Today he is a man. Tomorrow he'll get beat up. (CollegeHumor)

Kate Beckinsale and other celebrity nipple pokes. (TheChive)

AnnaLynne McCord squeezes into some really short shorts. (Popoholic)

Nina Dobrev and Rachel Bilson Head Up Pimping Hotties At CW Upfronts

Well, if you need a reason to tune into the teen-focused CW network, it's not the angst-filled story lines, the overwrought fake suburban kids in all the shows -- it's the hotties. Give it up for CW for producing television that appeals to both young women and dudes with eyeballs, who this upcoming TV season will be able to focus their nadular antennae on the likes of the sextastically inclined Nina Dobrev (lust her), Rachel Bilson (ooh), AnnaLynne McCord (skinny but hot), and a true veteran at just 32, model turned actress, Jaime King. The ladies all showed up, decked out for the CW Upfronts, talking about their various shows which I'm sure all have something to do with girls struggling with relationships and guys struggling to get into their pants. Also, probably, lots of vampires. I do usually watch these things with the sound off, so hard to say exactly. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord and Angel McCord Bikini Pictures for Sisterly Swimsuit Body Lust

The McCord Sisters. I have a preference for AnnaLynne McCord, but I must admit that's partly because she's got a job and could support my Angry Birds habit. Both AnnaLynne McCord and Angel McCord were promoting the shizz out of something in bikinis at Wet Republic in Las Vegas this past weekend. Both girls flashed the trademark McCord sister skinny bikini party bodies, reminding us that summer bikini season is very soon upon us and a whole bevy of celebrities are exercising and dieting their asses off as we speak (literally) in order to be looking their best in their skimpy two-pieces this coming hot season. I can not wait. Enjoy.

Jessica Stroup, AnnaLynne McCord, and Shanae Grimes at the Asia Girls Explosion

I think you're all pretty familiar with my obsession with Japanese girls fashions. I mean, not just because I routinely search for Sailor Moon cosplay fun on Craigslist adult services section. So, you know I'm going to be watching the Asia Girls Explosion fashion event in Tokyo, and then you know I'm going to double freak out when the hotties from 90210 make a surprised appearance, including Jessica Stroup in a see-through dress, and her sexy TV schoolgirl cohorts, AnnaLynne McCord and Shanae Grimes. I don't know much about the specific fashions involved, but I know that 20,000 girls in Tokyo, plus one blogger dude in his undersized kimono, were screaming hysterically during those five minutes of the show. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

AnnaLynne McCord Flashes Her Sexy Tummy

I made a list of my favorite, sexiest AnnaLynne McCord body parts. I made this list in colored crayon on paper. I folded up this piece of paper with my list written in colored crayon and I put it in an envelope. I took this envelope and a stamp I stole from Gretchen's desk and I mailed it:

AnnaLynne McCord
69 Hotsville Lane
Sextastic USA

I imagine right about now AnnaLynne McCord is opening up my letter and seeing that her sexy flat tummy is number four on my list. Oh, she may feel slighted that that bare midriff of hers only made it to number four, but she will take solace in the fact that my favorite body part list runs forty-seven items deep. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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