AnnaLynne McCord

AnnaLynne McCord Asstastic and Cleavy Magician’s Assistant (Find the Bonus Nipslip)

That’s not a rabbit in my hat, I’m just damn glad to meet you.

I think 90210 is still about kids in high school, or maybe it’s college now, not exactly sure, but most every episode seems designed around getting the sextastic AnnaLynne McCord into some type of hokey, but revealing costume, to which I say, now, that’s great television!

The latest incarnation of this boob tube direction, the lithesome AnnaLynne McCord as an old-school magician’s assistant, a silly get-up, made noteworthy by its betwixt-legs baring properties, not to mention a nice bit of cleavetastic plunge. Best of all, AnnaLynne serves the whole bit or burlesque up with an award winning smile that says, ‘yeah, I know this isn’t really acting, but I know you’re not really listening to my words, so let’s call it a draw.’ So true, AnnaLynne, who can hear a peep when lost in a good ogle of your delightful body (and, yes, there is some nipplage to behold). Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord On-Set Bikini Pictures Reveal One of Tinsel Town’s Most Righteous Bodies

It’s really right up there with some of the very best bodies in Hollywood, and given that we don’t see a million and one photos of AnnaLynne McCord slaving away at the gym like so many other actresses, I’m about set to give her the ‘Gifted Genes of the Year Award’, because her fine figure is taut and tight and smacking of all pleasure in every nook and cranny.

Seen here in a green bikini on the set of 90210, the lean (but not too lean as before) sextastic McCord sister flashes ogling opportunities galore as she films for her craptastic show whose producers at least have the common sense to put AnnaLynne in any number of skin-revealing costumes each week in order to bring some eyeballs. Consider my two included. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Ciara shows some skin. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Kidman reveals her sexy legs. (HuffPo)

Nicole Scherzinger rocks her asstastic off. (GossipCenter)

Rachel Bilson, Kristen Bell and AnnaLynne McCord: Three’s a party. (SocialiteLife)

The hottest girls of Entourage. (Ranker)

I’m vibing Kelly Rowland in this photoshoot. (Idolator)

Lindsay Lohan out in short shorts. (DrunkenStepfather)

AnnaLynne McCord Goes Leggy Cleopatra for Your Cosplay Fun Times

Let’s be clear — I’m in lust with AnnaLynne McCord. Since it looks like she took our advice and started adding actual calories to her diet, the lust doth grow. Throw in a Cleopatra costume, and I’m pretty much good to go with fantasies that begin with her long long legs and pretty much need not go farther, well, not much farther.

By the way, thank you to the writers of 90210 for putting AnnaLynne McCord in a bevy of delightful cosplay moments for this upcoming season. Now, if you could just pen into your next episode, ‘Naomi faces the camera, undresses…’  Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord Skintight Wardrobe Pictures Provide Precise Bodily Measurements

AnnaLynne McCord taketh, and AnnaLynne McCord giveth away. Sometimes playing the frustratingly covered up hippy-artist–chick, and, in better times the skintight outfits or wardrobe malfunctions providing glimpses into the hot body of this sextastic 90210er.  Today, we get the latter.

The lithesome bubbly blonde took to the set of her craptastic TV show in full body-hugging mascot gear, clinging to her taut body and tight little asstastic, providing sights so pure that a half-decent tailor could provide you her measurements from ten lengths away. Trust me when I say that not every actress in Hollywood would dare to go bare-tight in that get-up on camera; but, thankfully, AnnaLynne McCord doth dare. Enjoy.

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Minka Kelly grabs her gun. (Celebuzz)

Marilyn Monroe sex tape? (FoxNews)

Sofia Vergara is sexy and she knows it. (HuffPo)

Hot little bikini babe. (TheChive)

Who’s the hottest Republican cougar? (TMZ)

AnnaLynne McCord gets sexy with sorority girls. (GossipCenter)

Facebook gets roasted. (CollegeHumor)

Weekend Links

AnnaLynne McCord and Angel McCord good old fashioned sisterly kissing. (TMZ)

Pippa Middleton takes a london stroll in a little dress. (Celebuzz)

Eva Longoria lesbian love scene! (HuffPo)

Kristin Cavallari and Jessica Szohr sexy on the runway. (SocialiteLife)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows some love the Far East. (GossipCenter)

What’s under your robe, Rachel Bilson? (Popoholic)

Kate Beckinsale and other hot celebrities. (TheChive)