Proving once again that there’s no part of a sextastic woman’s body that I won’t fetish fantasize over, I spilled my hot cocoa this morning at the first glimpse of AnnaLynne McCord shoulder. Call me old-fashioned, but if it’s enough to get you fifty lashes in certain parts of this world, it’s enough to get a good fifty whackadoos right here on this side of the equation. AnnaLynne McCord is one fetching fine woman, from head to toe. Oh, how I’d nibble up to 736 parts on her.
Is this a new low for me or a new high? I can’t tell. I have to believe there are some shoulder men out there as we speak readying a proclamation naming a day after me. My parents can finally be proud of me. Though I must admit I don’t long for their approval in nearly the same measure as I long for AnnaLynn McCord, and that very bitable shoulder. I thought these suffering feelings got better with age. Somebody lied to me. Enjoy.
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Actress and model AnnaLynne McCord was looking sexy an F in a mesh top black dress at BenchWarmer’s Annual Stars and Stripes Celebration. AnnaLynne has a pretty extraordinary rack and it would be a shame to hide her cleavage and sideboob under opaque fabric. Lucky for us she chose a dress that has a mesh material allowing us a bird’s eye view of her ta-tas. I remember seeing AnnLynne in Nip/Tuck back in the day and enjoying looking at her boobies then. Time has only increased my desire to keep on staring at them. Some things never change, as the cliche says. This is especially true when it comes to a spectacular pair of chi chis. Ladies should take a cue off of AnnaLynne and always ensure that they are showing a proper ratio of cleavage to sideboob.
AnnaLynne is also just an incredibly sexy woman. Look at all of those pouty sex faces she is making in these pictures. They make me feel things in my swimsuit area.
You know, if Hallmark cards worked well enough to get a woman into bed, they could probably raise their prices. Just a thought for our friends at Hallmark who love pithy sentiment.
I’d certainly buy one of those greeting cards for AnnaLynne McCord whose hotness goes in and out of my life like a swinging door of regret in the nether regions. We only see AnnaLynne once every so often now. She’s probably off with her boyfriend having stupid sex or something. But when she does reappear on our radar, it’s usually in something little and showy like a swimsuit or a not swimsuit showing off her long lean model actress type body. I still and always will have the hots for AnnaLynne, though I am willing to accept one of her two hot sisters as temporary providers while I wait. I’m flexible in these regards. AnnaLynne, we need more! Enjoy.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen beachy perfect skinny girl AnnaLynne McCord. I’m not really even sure if her craptastic TV show is still broadcasting on some channel for disaffected girls who love shopping. She also made a few movies that we’re bodily intriguing, but that stopped as well. Hmm, AnnaLynne, where did you disappear to?
I have to blame a man. I wish it were me to blame. I would take a year off to travel the world with her, or just keep fortified in the garden suite at my Red Roof Inn where we could live off Folgers coffee and sex for 365 days until they pulled our bodies from the sticky wreckage. Who doesn’t dream seeing AnnaLynne and her taut tummy on the beach, a hint of her bikini thong beneath? Enjoy.
After not seeing AnnaLynne McCord for some time now, I’m reminded that it’s still my job to feed her a sandwich or three to get some meat on those lovely bones of her. There’s something to be said for the skinny hotties at the beach, and that thing is, they’d be so much hotter with more lady curves.
AnnaLynne McCord is a sextastically gifted playful thespianic who could be aces with about one more stone packed onto her female form. Not that I’d deny her the pleasure of my earthly delights in her current slender form. Just that I’d hate to have to the see the bruises resulting from my long-standing pent up passions regarding her and her sisters and so many wonderful fantasies over the past few years. Some cushion for the pushin’ is quite in order. AnnaLynne, you stay on the beach in Sydney, I’m coming to you with some koala steaks and fries.
Some people just like to receive on their birthdays. During my own celebration last week, I demanded offerings from every single person in the room, including one young lady who slapped me across the face when I made my birthday request of her. I had that coming.
But not AnnaLynne McCord, slender showoff hottie from 90210. On her 26th birthday today AnnaLynne is giving. As in, an eyeful of her lean hot bikini body she does not mind sharing with the general viewing public. And why not. It’s a very finely crafted work of female art, including a booty that when covered in a bikini body takes on the appearance of utter passion inducement. I feel like a hungry fish looking at floating bait. I’m happily hooked. Happy Birthday, AnnaLynne.
If there’s anything hotter than seeing three sisters with sweet bikini bodies frolic and play and lotion each other on the beach, well, I’m open to suggestions, but good luck changing my mind.
AnnaLynne McCord and her two sisters took to the sun and the sand to prance about and show off their various bodies and parts and mostly just drive all nearby gentleman oglers into a visual feeding frenzy. I myself am currently soaking in an oversized tub full of ice and bourbon. I mean, I’ve got to have a drink while I lower my body temperature. Just quite an outstanding site today by the Pacific. Enjoy.