Amber Heard

Amber Heard Drives a Mustang, Pumps Her Own Gas, Loves Trenchcoats

By Bill Swift | December 20, 2011 @ 11:46 pm
Amber Heard Pumps Her Own Gas

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THE HOTTER HEARD: BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?
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READER FINDS: Amber Heard Topless Hot, Miranda Kerr Sexy Hot, Kelly Brook Biknis, and Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | December 16, 2011 @ 11:05 am
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Oh, how you do slay us with your gracious gritty goodness. Once a week the great and above-average educated vast Egotastic! audience comes together in a moment of boobtastic benevolence to communally quaff the offerings of sextastic goodness. Yep, Reader Finds.

And this week's bevy of bare or mostly bare beauties includes some big time names, like Amber Heard arty and topless, Miranda Kerr flashing more hot skin, Kelly Brook in some classic bikini candids, Gillian Anderson going high whale tale on the red carpet,  Kate Beckinsale looking ever lovely, Little 'Erin' from The Waltons all grown up and see-through, and a mucho aweseome Reader SNAPS of Iris Mulej from one of our good Slovenian photogs. It's a wonderful week indeed.

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Rachel McAdams and Amber Heard Lead List of Clued-In Hotties at ‘Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | December 7, 2011 @ 10:51 am
Elementary, my dear Watson!
 Rachel McAdams Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
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Amber Heard Hotness
Amber Heard at the Premiere of The Rum Diary
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Put me in the camp of those who really liked the first installment in the mega-budget reboot of the Sherlock Holmes series with Robert and Jude as Sherlock and Watson. I'm actually pretty geeked to see the second round next week.

And, to punctuate all the good feelings were the sextastic celebrities decked out last night for the film premiere, including the movie co-star, Rachel McAdams, ever super hot, Noomi Rapace who joins her in the film, director Guy Ritchie's amazing looking model wife, Jacqui Ainsley, and Amber Heard, who just gets invited to these things I think because she's ridiculously good looking and who doesn't want that around their big glitzy event. Enjoy.

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Amber Heard Pimps Out The Rum Diary at the Ridiculously Awesome Sounding Bahamas Film Festival

By Jon | December 2, 2011 @ 9:12 am
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
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Nothing really sounds more fun the the Bahamas International Film Festival. Watching movies between sipping rum cocktails on the beach in between some lovely island girls. No offense to Cleveland, but my last visit to their International Film Festival did not include such accoutrements. Which is probably how they also got Amber Heard to attend to pimp out The Rum Diary, a film which generally received underwhelming critical and box office acclaim, but received uber-kudos for its heavy use of a scantily clad Amber Heard, simply one of the hottest women in the world and one of the scissor kissing Sapphic sisters of our nightly 'Hey, we're a couple hot lesbionics in need of some male experimentation' dreams.

Bahamas, next year, how about an invite maybe? Enjoy.

REMEMBER AMBER HEARD AS A BRUNETTE?
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EARLY LOOK: Amber Heard Makes Women’s Health a Very Sexy Subject

By Jon | November 14, 2011 @ 9:33 am
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
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The hottest woman on the planet? We'll see. But Amber Heard certainly makes me glad to be a man with tingly spots that ignite like the Fourth of July every time the amazingly hot actress appears anywhere, including making out with her lesbionic scissor sister in public. Yeah, that's a primary bio-tingle spot as well.

Featured on the cover of the December issue of Women's Health magazine (one of the magazines where women make other women feel horrible for not looking perfect then blame men for the way they feel) well, Amber Heard is certain to make a lot of heretofore inexperience Sapphic gals at least consider the Slot B insert on Slot B option when it comes to the making of the sexy. That's where I'd be headed were I of the fairer sex. Enjoy.

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The Bum Diary

By Jon | November 9, 2011 @ 12:15 pm

Amber Heard gets asstastic in Paris. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey is back in fighting shape. (HuffPo)

Dakota Fanning ad is banned for being too sexy. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole hot new photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Blake Lively flashes some red carpet cleavage. (TheSuperficial)

Candice Swanepoel. Damn. (TheChive)

Batman workshops some voices. (CollegeHumor)

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Amber Heard Dazzles With Sextastic Perfection at The Rum Diary Premiere in London

By Jon | November 4, 2011 @ 8:07 am
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
Amber Heard at the UK Premiere of The Rum Diary
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You know who's been looking might and incredibly fine of late (as in always, but even more so in recent appearances, if it's even possible)? Amber Heard. She of current lesbionic hotness fame, now becoming more famous for stealing every red carpet for around-the-world the premieres of The Rum Diary with her uber-slinky, body hugging dresses that stick to every inch of her ridiculously sexy girl form.

The thoughts of Amber scissor kissing some lucky other woman, it's almost too much to bear, yet, really really fun to think about. Enjoy.

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