Amber Heard

Amber Heard Sexy In GQ Russia And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Amber Heard has a bikini Marilyn Monroe thing going that's got me going. (Drunken Stepfather)

It's the ultimate showdown: Khloe or Kim Kardashian's booty. (TMZ)

Angelina Jolie looks amazing in a low cut lace dress. (Huffington Post)

Hailey Clauson gets the uncle Terry treatment. (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley Cyrus in tight tights is a good thing. (Popoholic)

This video from Wang Wong Rollin is both hot and weird. (Dlisted)

Eugenia Kuzmina in body stocking? Yes, please! (COED)

Amber Heard So Sultry Hot in Black and White

Through all her personal hills and valleys, I guess more hill than valley since she's given up her once awesome lesbionics, Amber Heard remains simply one of the hottest women on the planet, capable of providing so many visual wonderments in a variety of poses. In the new DT magazine, Amber goes blonde once again to prove she can really appear in any guise and still provide the thrills that only the upper tier of sextastic ladies can. It's a little bit Marilyn, a whole lot of Amber Heard.

I will admit that I shed a little tear when Amber decided to stop scissor kissing other female model girlfriends. That there was something beautiful and special. But her life, her choice, and as sad as seeing her move back into hanging with some boring actor, as with all crazy good looking women, I must pretend to respect her decisions. Amber, if you ever go back, call me, I'll bring my camera. Enjoy.

Amber Heard Nekkid and Emilia Clarke Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Ah, the glorious nature of modern digital entertainment. The ability to call up some of the world's finest women with the finest bare bodies right into your retinal cones at the theater or in the more private confines of your home theater. May you live in interesting and digitally advanced times. Our friends at Mr. Skin have plucked but three options for your weekend viewing pleasure.

The Mr. Skin Minute includes Amber Heard not nekkid in 3 Days to Kill out this weekend, but most definitely quite nekkid and making the sexy in The Informers, Emilia Clarke and Rose Leslie baring their wares in Game of Thrones Season 3 now on Blu-Ray, and one mighty hot nekkid lesbionic scene from House of Cards Season 2 now available on Netflix. It's a gamble through the skintastic bramble. Check them out. Enjoy.

(And do not forget your discounted Mr. Skin membership for Egotastic! faithful, it's one helluva present, especially to yourself.)

Amber Heard Has Long Legs And She Knows How to Use Them

Seeing Amber Heard and her long legs is kind of bittersweet to me. Yes, hella sextastic legs on the red carpet for the 3 Days to Kill premiere in Los Angeles last night. But, then again, I'm reminded how those legs may never be intertwined with the legs of another hot woman ever again. At least until the Depp divorce is finalized in 2017 or what have you.

Amber, don't forget your roots so easily. Hot sweaty wet scissor kissing with some other fairer sex gender bodies nearly as fine as your own. Please, don't forsake this special kind of lust so easily, just for the chance to marry a hunky movie star. The world needs hot lipstick lesbians now more than ever. First, the L-Word goes off the air. Now this. Don't leave us with just Ellen. Enjoy.

Amber Heard Breaks My Heart By Going Straight, But Still Wicked Hot in Vanity Fair

I make no bones about it. While it did cut off my particular pathway to Amber Heard loving, I really did lust Amber as my favorite lesbionic, her Sapphic scissor kissing girlfriends the key to so many fun time dreams about the actress and model over the past many years. Now, she's gone straight, going to marry Johnny Depp or something silly like that, and, well, I'm kind of disappointed. I wouldn't say she owed me so much as I would say she owed all of us.

Still, there's no denying Amber Heard is one smoking hot woman. Featured in the current edition of Vanity Fair in no much more than her sheer bra, Amber reminds us why it is so many women as well as men have drooled over her sextastic. She really is one helluva good looking woman. I guess Team Man got her back into the fold, but I can't help so much was lost in that trade. Enjoy.

Amber Heard Betrays Her Lesbionic Greatness (But She’s Still Super Hot)

I don't normally who marries who kind of nonsense, I just want everybody to be happy. But when I heard that Amber Heard was getting married to Johnny Depp and forgoing her wonderfully Sapphic scissor kissing past, well, that was heartbreaking to say the least.

I'm sure Johnny is a wonderful guy and he's super talented and all that nonsense, but shall we never see Amber Heard making out with her girlfriend again in the streets, let alone imagining what happens when they get back to her pad? Are we to be denied this sensual girl-girl wonderland of daydreams to call upon simply because she wants to marry a movie star? I can't help but think we should've at least been consulted before such a drastic decision was reached. This isn't like adding replay to baseball. This is like deciding there will be no more home runs.

Here's Amber in her latest sextastic pictorial for Jalouse magazine. Just so you can imagine her never munching sweet serious lady nest again. Such torture. Enjoy.

Amy Adams, Jenna Dewan, Sofia Vergara, Sandra Bullock Highlight the Hotties at the 2014 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

You know how much I love a red carpet. Seeing all the girls in their finest, imagining they're parading down the crimson carpet in a contest to win my affections for the evening, or however long our unbridled passions would last, so, half an evening. All the time into making the face and boobs and butt look just right in some designer gown. It's kind of exciting really.

Outside of Oscar night, there's perhaps more bigger Awards show evening than that of the Golden Globe Awards. It brings out the good looking ladies from both film and television in one mega cat-fight of one-upsmanship. Or upswomanship. It's really quite a night, even if the Awards show itself is a silly bit of business from hard drinking foreign journalists living the life in Hollywood.

While there was any number of sweet decked out treats this year, the likes of my future girlfriend Amy Adams, new mama Jenna Dewan, about to be mama Olivia Wilde, lesbionic hottie Amber Heard, underrated veteran beauty Sandra Bullock, Sofia Vergara who kills every red carpet, and many more filled out my dance card for hottest ladies at the ball this evening. Check them all out, I'm sure I'll be updating throughout the night, cocktail consumption count being my only excuse for negligence in that regard Enjoy.