I was always prepared to see the elegantly and outrageously hot Amber Heard
lost to the clutches of another fine lady. But losing her in semi-permanence to another man, why, that’s just a bitter pill to swallow. Lucky bastard Johnny Depp pretty much gets whatever he wants, even the matrimonial hand and body of lesbionic object d’lust, Amber.
I don’t know how long this little contractual shindig will carry on, but I’m not letting Amber go without an honorary retrospective on some of her finer, more faptastically inclined photographs reminding us all what we once had, and may, with the help of my candle lighting and falling star wishing regimen, have once more. Just so desperately hot. I’m spilling some out for my long gone homies. I should probably close the door. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Egotastic Archives
Amber Heard has a bikini Marilyn Monroe thing going that’s got me going. (Drunken Stepfather)
It’s the ultimate showdown: Khloe or Kim Kardashian‘s booty. (TMZ)
Angelina Jolie looks amazing in a low cut lace dress. (Huffington Post)
Hailey Clauson gets the uncle Terry treatment. (Hollywood Tuna)
Miley Cyrus in tight tights is a good thing. (Popoholic)
This video from Wang Wong Rollin is both hot and weird. (Dlisted)
Eugenia Kuzmina in body stocking? Yes, please! (COED)
Through all her personal hills and valleys, I guess more hill than valley since she’s given up her once awesome lesbionics, Amber Heard remains simply one of the hottest women on the planet, capable of providing so many visual wonderments in a variety of poses. In the new DT magazine, Amber goes blonde once again to prove she can really appear in any guise and still provide the thrills that only the upper tier of sextastic ladies can. It’s a little bit Marilyn, a whole lot of Amber Heard.
I will admit that I shed a little tear when Amber decided to stop scissor kissing other female model girlfriends. That there was something beautiful and special. But her life, her choice, and as sad as seeing her move back into hanging with some boring actor, as with all crazy good looking women, I must pretend to respect her decisions. Amber, if you ever go back, call me, I’ll bring my camera. Enjoy.
Ah, the glorious nature of modern digital entertainment. The ability to call up some of the world’s finest women with the finest bare bodies right into your retinal cones at the theater or in the more private confines of your home theater. May you live in interesting and digitally advanced times. Our friends at Mr. Skin have plucked but three options for your weekend viewing pleasure.
The Mr. Skin Minute includes Amber Heard not nekkid in 3 Days to Kill out this weekend, but most definitely quite nekkid and making the sexy in The Informers, Emilia Clarke and Rose Leslie baring their wares in Game of Thrones Season 3 now on Blu-Ray, and one mighty hot nekkid lesbionic scene from House of Cards Season 2 now available on Netflix. It’s a gamble through the skintastic bramble. Check them out. Enjoy.
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Seeing Amber Heard and her long legs is kind of bittersweet to me. Yes, hella sextastic legs on the red carpet for the 3 Days to Kill premiere in Los Angeles last night. But, then again, I’m reminded how those legs may never be intertwined with the legs of another hot woman ever again. At least until the Depp divorce is finalized in 2017 or what have you.
Amber, don’t forget your roots so easily. Hot sweaty wet scissor kissing with some other fairer sex gender bodies nearly as fine as your own. Please, don’t forsake this special kind of lust so easily, just for the chance to marry a hunky movie star. The world needs hot lipstick lesbians now more than ever. First, the L-Word goes off the air. Now this. Don’t leave us with just Ellen. Enjoy.
I make no bones about it. While it did cut off my particular pathway to Amber Heard loving, I really did lust Amber as my favorite lesbionic, her Sapphic scissor kissing girlfriends the key to so many fun time dreams about the actress and model over the past many years. Now, she’s gone straight, going to marry Johnny Depp or something silly like that, and, well, I’m kind of disappointed. I wouldn’t say she owed me so much as I would say she owed all of us.
Still, there’s no denying Amber Heard is one smoking hot woman. Featured in the current edition of Vanity Fair in no much more than her sheer bra, Amber reminds us why it is so many women as well as men have drooled over her sextastic. She really is one helluva good looking woman. I guess Team Man got her back into the fold, but I can’t help so much was lost in that trade. Enjoy.