Egotastic
Okay, we still haven't quite gotten over our inexplicable Ellen lust-crush, the fantasy where we're shoveling ditches with her along a sweaty Mississippi highway and Ellen needs to drop a deuce and we... well, the point is, it's unusual. But there's nothing out of the ordinary in our fervent passion for ridiculously hot Sapphic-leaning Amber Heard, just one amazing looking woman, kicked up even a few more Kelvin degrees of hotness in a recent John Russo photoshoot of Amber, stretched out and laid out in leather.
Now, I'm not saying I'd go lesbo for Amber (oh, that I had that choice in the first place), but I am saying that the dream of taking endless bubble baths with Amber for the sole purpose of exploring our lady parts beneath the water, well, I could give up football for that. Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston Cleavage and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sideboob Highlight the Chesty Hotness at LACMA Gala
The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I'm sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn't nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.
Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.
'MEMBER WHEN WE CAUGHT FLORENCE WELCH SHOPPING FOR PANTIES