Egotastic
When two sexy celebrities go toe-to-toe, err, cleft to cleft in a battle over boobtastic flashing supremacy, you know the flesh is going to fly. Ali Larter has jumped to the front of the must-leer-at-mama list in recent weeks since making her MILFtastic comeback and using her freshly dairy-packed funbags to take no prisoners. Meanwhile, Eva Mendes, who my six-fingered assistant Gretchen informs me, may or may not be now dating Ryan Gosling, put on her own show of tanned and oiled chest delights in Beverly Hills herself yesterday.
All in all, with the West Coast Indian Summer upon us, the sight of celeb lady-cleave left many mouths agape. Enjoy.
Ali Larter and Alessandra Ambrosio Bring Legs and Licks to the Pumpkin Patch
Now, that's a pumpkin patch I'd like to burrow into. Finally, some of the A-list hotties started showing up at the West Hollywood pumpkin farm to bring some visual delights to the otherwise entirely too orange of an affair. Ali Larter and Alessandra Ambrosio made separate but equally Sunday sexy trips to Mr. Bones to pick out some seasonal gourds for the offspring, and just make lots of the older boys in the park a bit curious about their new found feelings. It's okay, boys, it's natural to feel the special tingle around sextastic celebs like Ali Larter in daisy dukes or Alessandra Ambrosio licking the dripping edges of her ice cream cone. This just means you're normal and in a few years, ready for Egotastic! Enjoy.