Okay, so sue me (not literally, got enough of those), but I can’t help but feeling a little naughty seeing Ali Larter floating about town as the innocent young mom in her little skirt and outfits, not quite the naughty ways we’d prefer to see her, and not quite whipped-cream on her bodacious ta’s, but, still something secretly alluring about this hot-legged mom.
Somewhere between secretly kinky librarian and naughty school nurse, that’s where my Ali Larter fantasies lie. Enjoy.
Thank whatever higher power you believe in that we’ve reached the end of this week. What a mother-bleeping turn of the screw this one was what with the holiday weekend and having to be in court to battle charges of… well, nevermind, that’s kind of personal. The point is, what of my personal soothing balms is the application of celebrity flesh, the pot of stone sextastic soup assembled by all of you, for all of us, to come together as on. Yep, Reader Finds.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Charlize Theron topless in her classic bunny shoot, Candice Swanepoel flashing her tube tops in another classic magazine pictorial, Brooke Hogan covered topless, Lucy Pinder deliciously topless, Kristen Stewart topless in On The Road and some sweet sideboob from the Cosmopolis movie premiere, Ali Larter nipple pokes, Virgina Efira covered topless, Ricki-Lee Coulter covered topless, Russian pole-vaulter Darya Klishina, and three super curvy girls deliciously nekkid in Vogue France. Enjoy.
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Somewhat sadly for us, Ali Larter has been going through the post-baby Hollywood celebrity phases rather rapidly, which means she moved quickly past ‘Hey, check out my body, I lost all the baby weight fast’ phase and into the more reticent Jennifer Garner ‘I’m a mom now I need to dress and act more appropriately’ stage. Which is too bad, because, for a couple weeks there we had some quite nice MILFtastic moments.
So now we’re at the stage when we’re just plain missing anything Ali Larter, we do so dig the blonde. So when she flashes a little, it’s a little skin for us to hold on to, and we’re going to hold onto it like our life depends upon it, because I think it actually might. Enjoy.
A bunch of sextastic celebrities came out last night to celebrate the GLAAD media awards where a bunch of good people were honored for doing a bunch of good things but mostly all I could think about after seeing Ali Larter in her little red dress at the event was getting Ali Larter out of her little red dress behind the event.
It’s nice to see Ali Larter out and showing off again. After her baby last year, she went through that initial new MILF euphoria when she had her milkers flying back and forth like udderly dangerous weapons, followed by the inevitable calls from mom and friends to cover up her nurturing tubes in public, the hiding of the engorged melons, followed finally, now, by the desire to fit into the old dresses. And good dresses they were, even hotter now on Mommy Larter.
Girl, put your red dress on, then, please, take if off, slowly. Enjoy.
We’d be remiss if we didn’t share photos of our favorite Sapphic hottie, Amber Heard, who brought some pushed-up cleavage to bear at the Art of Elysium annual fundraiser gala this past weekend, a new January tradition that brings together some serious celebrity hotties including on-again Jeter girlfriend, Minka Kelly, the MILFtastic Ali Larter, our boobtastic favorite Eva Amurri, Odette Yustman, and Abigail Spencer, all decked out, flaunted out, and on parade for a wonderful cause, that being to be ogled by the leering set like ourselves. All that hotness and an open bar. Enough said. Enjoy.