Ali Larter

Ali Larter and Zoe Saldana Lead a Gaggle of Celebrity Hotties at The Veuve Clicquot Polo Party

It’s sort of been a long term dream that one day all my hottie celeb favorites show up in their Sunday best for my Polo party, only Veuve Clicquot seems to have already stolen my idea, not to mention the hotties, and I don’t really have access to a Polo field like they do, or the horses, or mallets even, save for my collection of battery-powered authentic light sabers, so, yeah, I got beat to the punch one more time. The good news is, we can still all enjoy a solid leer at the sextastic ladies who made the Veuve event, including desperately MILFtastic Ali Larter, lusciously lean Zoe Saldana, forever hot Camilla Belle, underrated Jaime King, the sultry and boobtastic Sanaa Lathan, and Rachel Zoe, who I really don’t know at all, but I’d consider spending some time with in a broom closet becoming new buddies.

Enjoy your girls of Polo.

Dead Sexy

Early Halloween look for Katy Perry. (HuffPo)

Halle Berry vs. Cameron Diaz: Bikini Battle. (FoxNews)

Good morning, Hilary Duff. (GossipCenter)

Say it aint so, Bree Olson! (TMZ)

Ali Larter nipples want out. (DrunkenStepfather)

Koopa Troopa open mic night. (CollegeHumor)

Hey there, Michelle Williams cleavage. (Popoholic)

Game, Set, Match: Ali Larter Dares You Not To Stare on the Tennis Court

The royal sport of tennis just got a bit more regal with the return of the freshly MILFtastic Ali Larter to the courts. The blonde and sexy and robustly ripe former Heroes star seems to be getting back into the swing of things, not to mention offering up major ogling opportunities, buy donning the little tennis outfit and forcing gentleman everywhere into some major forehand volleys. 40-Lust by my reckoning. Enjoy.

Ali Larter Flashes The MILFtastic Pokies in L.A.

When it gets really quiet, I can hear Ali Larter’s milkers talking to me. I mean, no, we don’t have conversations about the ballgame last night, or politics, we never talk politics, but, those wonderfully grown puppies do whisper some pretty naughty things to me late into the evening, things I can’t repeat because of the children.

Ali Larter dashed from the salon with headlights on full yesterday, barely time to dry her hair, let alone cover up her udderly leer-worthy top. I’ll make note of this high note when next I hear from Ali’s melons, and encourage much more of this free-boobing behavior. Enjoy.

Ali Larter Lusters Warning: Butt Cheek Flash!

You know what’s wonderful? The return of Ali Larter to the flitting about town in little outfits game just in time for the hot days of summer. Bingo, bango, bongo —  butt cheek flash snapped by our telescopic snappers as the forever Varsity Blues whipped cream girl did a little more running and prancing and bending over around town in a short summer dress. It’s like magic wrapped in sunshine contained inside a box of awesome. Mmm, Larter flesh.

Ali Larter at a Cocktail EventAnd, just because we couldn’t help but notice how hot Ali looked flashing her seat cushion during the day, we added some pictures of her from later in the evening at a cocktail party in Malibu where the blond MILF looked all kinds of simply hot and sexy in jeans and a low-cut top. Talk about climbing the ladder of the sextastic three rungs at a time. Ali Larter, you are going to injure some men today. Enjoy.

Ali Larter Bouncy Bikini-Top Run Makes My Heart Skip a Beat

The lust of all things Ali Larter is not just a part time job, it’s 24×7, and it often gets physical, such as tracking the blonde MILF racing about the streets as her entire boobtastic gazelle like body flexes and pronates for maximum oglability. The former Heroes co-star and all around sexy-blonde delight sent male gonadal regions a flaring over the weekend as she dashed through a parking lot in a bikini coverup that loosened itself quite nicely during her dash. All of which just served to remind me of #4 on my list of Things I’d Sell My Soul to See — Ali Larter bouncing on a trampoline. Enjoy.

Ali Larter Throws Her Hotness in the Ring for MILF of the Year Awards

Ali Larter is back, post-natal, and ready to compete for pure hotness awards, with the swollen mama mammaries already adding a heaping handful to her naturally buxom state, her natural good looks, and legs ‘coming back nicely, yep, we have ourselves a contender. Not sure about that upskirt-preventing dress she’s wearing, but, fashion faux-pas aside, Ali Larter is a sextastic MILF and she’s game. Enjoy.