Another blessed part of the winter season is watching the Victoria’s Secret girls shipped around from island to island finding various beach backdrops to catalog shoot their derrieres and bikini hot bodies for the big Spring sales upcoming.
The likes, the very very likes, of Behtai Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, and Alessandra Ambrosio were showing off their stellar sextastic bikini bodies in Puerto Rico for the first shoot of January. I’m going to to go ahead and say each of these boobtastic heavenly creatures maintained their rigid diets and workout schedules during the holidays. I don’t see an ounce of fat. I do see many ounces of totally passion inducing bikini body awesome. Time to phone my V.S. sales rep and get into my first buys of the season for the shame closet. How can you not look at these girls behinds and not want to buy something? Enjoy.
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Alessandra Ambrosio looks amazing in a see-through top for Vogue Brazil. (Hollywood Tuna)
Sebastian Bach’s new fiance Suzanne Le is hot as F. (TMZ)
Rihanna knows how to party on a boat…half-naked. (Drunken Stepfather)
Camille Rowe in lingerie gets my pressure up. (Popoholic)
Nicki Minaj wearing a tight cropped shirt on the Rolling Stone cover? Yes, please! (COED)
Jada Pinkett Smith has still got a slamming bikini body. (Huffington Post)
Kim De Jesus climbing waterfalls in a bikini almost makes me want to go hiking…almost. (Busted Coverage)
Yoga’s been a thing for a while now for the good looking ladies among us. But the trend of beach and park yoga and public displays of downward facing dog perfection, that’s an entirely new trend and one we must continue to heavily encourage in the new year.
As for 2014, the yoga exhibitionist market was dominated by the likes of sextastic goodies such as Ana Braga and Lisa Opie and Alessandra Ambrosio who introduced us to the concept of the ancient meditative and muscular arts translated into a modern faptastic setting. Behold some of our favorite yoga poses in public from the past year. See if you don’t feel your chakra swelling with pride. Enjoy.
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Alessandra Ambrosio covered topless is my second day of Chanukah present. (The Superficial)
Karrueche frolics on the beach in a tiny bikini. (TMZ)
Jennifer Lawrence sports some tight leather pants and makes my Peeta happy. (Huffington Post)
You can see Candice Swanepoel‘s nips in this Victoria’s Secret spread. (Drunken Stepfather)
Danielle Knudson is an expert lingerie wearer. (Hollywood Tuna)
Are you ready for some Jehane “Gigi” Paris in a swimsuit? (Popoholic)
Jess Gysin can handle my volleyballs anytime. (COED)
Here’s a thought. Alessandra Ambrosio is just crazy hot. I mean, like mind numbing, mumbling, drooling, loss of body control and central nervous system permanent meltdown kind of hot. I’m not sure she’s even trying her hardest. She’s like Ali in the ring taking on a lesser opponent. Yawn, another day at the office without a bra or cover up and some sextastic revealing beach outfits in Glamour Magazine.
I do so love when glamour and faptastic cross over, as in these steamy delightful photos of the Brazilian supermodel and Victoria’s Secret mainstay promenading as if right out of several of my personal fantasies involving this MILFy mom. Her long lean and sultry body could probably heal most diseases if applied topical. And topically if shall be for my own prurient illness that can’t ever seem to be cured. Alessandra, I’m not sure who to thank for making you this way, I only know I’ve already brought the flowers and iTunes gift cards. I feel so grateful. Enjoy.
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Anything for a good cause. Tis the season for charitable events, including the ACRIA dinner which raised money for AIDS research and hosted a number of decked out celebrities last night, most notably Kim Kardashian and her Yuletide deep deep cleavage and Alessandra Ambrosio and her Pilates toned all over show-off mommy body, everyone looking like a million damn dollars of lady fine.
I can’t even bust on Kim and her massive bust when she’s putting it to use for noble work. Suffice it to say, no charity has ever been damaged by the presence of sextastic celebrities in barely there dresses gracing their red carpet. If only I could get some positive responses to my Bill Needs a Sponge Bath annual charitable gala. So far, only Mickey Rourke has RSPVed leaving me feeling more nervous than hopeful. Just beautiful girls, please. Enjoy.
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Egotastic favorite Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted doing some yoga stretches in the park in Santa Monica. She was sporting some tight workout clothes that showed off those legendary curves. Oh yes, there is some serious downward facing camel toe in these pics. Her ta-tas also looked incredible in her sports bra and tank top. I appreciate the deep stretching and bending over of yoga but I do miss the boobies bouncing action of aerobics. I would totally go to a yoga class if they had people like Alessandra in them. That’s more of an incentive for me than gaining enlightenment or whatever. To me, Nirvana is a dangling pair of swinging bosoms.
Alessandra is hot no matter what she’s wearing. Last week she had on a two million dollar bra at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and today she’s in yoga pants and it’s just as sexy. She’s quite simply one of the hottest humans ever to bend over in a Southern California park.
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