Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima Present the Victoria’s Secret Angels $2 Million Fantasy Bras

Hottie duo Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio were on hand to reveal this year’s Victoria’s Secret fantasy bras in Las Vegas. Adriana was looking sexy in a form fitting black dress that hugged the contours of that famous frame. But it was Alessandra’s revealing red dress that really got people’s attention. It had a plunging neckline that gave you a nice view of her mighty cleav. A slit on the skirt also allowed a nice look at those gorgeous legs of hers. Each one of the bras and matching panties is worth 2 million dollars. The two of them will sport these redonkulously expensive over the shoulder boulder holders for Victoria’s Secret catalog and runway shows. I’m not exactly sure what the appeal of a 2 million dollar bra is to the average horndog who ogles the catalog is or for that matter a regular Victoria’s Secret patron looking for a underwear.

I guess the point is to show off how much money the company can spend on diamond studded bras. I can’t imagine that those things are comfortable or offer very good support. Sapphires are scratchy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret Fitting, Yes, It’s Lingerie Fun Time

You can’t just ramp up a major lingerie show without a little pre-production. In fact, the pre-production, the behind the scenes, and the after party really are the very best part of the entire annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I should know as those are the specific events to which Victoria’s Secret turns down my invitation requests every year.

The assemblage of world class model hotties at the show is like no other event on the planet, save for maybe a Leonardo DiCaprio yacht party in Monte Carlo. Now, they do tend to way overdress these sextastic bodies because they want a large female audience to watch and also because CBS is still living in the 1950′s. Nevertheless, you can’t cover up the allure of the hot body of Alessandra Ambrosio, short of a burqa and massive tube socks. Her allure is like a supernova, which I think means hot and burning. You can probably skip the actual show, but stay tuned for tons of around the scenes visual delights. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Candid Fun Time on the Beach in Malibu

Granted, the Brazilian transplant hottie Alessandra Ambrosio was showing off on the beach in one of her new signature line of bikinis she’s been pimping of late. But these photos come directly from the hot mom simply prancing across the shores of Malibu on a day off with the family looking every bit the born-to-model sextastic mama we’ve come to know and lust and ogle so very regularly.

I happen to admire people who take their work home with them, especially when they work is being a world class bikini model with a lanky long and alluringly lean playful female form. We’d all be kind of disappointed if Alessandra spent her private beach time in oversized sweats. No, that simply won’t do. Bikinis for you, my dear. I do believe it is the law. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless Covered in Lui Magazine for a Little Hint of the MILF Freshness

I do so love my hottie moms. They’re just a special delight in the spectrum of all things female and sextastic. The miracle of the regeneration of the species combined with hot long legs and beautiful funbags. It really is a special kind of tingle when viewing the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio being cheeky and slightly boobtastic in the new edition of Lui magazine. I’m not exactly sure why Alessandra is doing a bit of the modesty thing in this particular pictorial given her non-reluctance to flash her incredibly perfect peaches, but she has the allure and charm and hot body to still make the visual experiences more than compelling.

Hot moms deserve a national day of praise. We have Mother’s Day, but that’s a little vague. I don’t want to think about titillating moms while buying my own moms flowers from the simplest online one-click shopping site available. We need a MILF Day when we say thanks to mommy hotties in little shorts and covered topless photo shoots. I’ll get one of those White House petitions going, see where it lands. The hot moms need our help. I’m on it. Enjoy.

Rihanna, Kelly Brook, Maria Menounous Highlight the Halloween Hotties 2014 Roundup

I’ve never quite understood why so many adults feel compelled to dress up in costume on Halloween, especially grown ups who spend their professional lives getting into fake characters to begin with. But who am I to argue when every single sextastic celebrity in Hollywood feels the peer pressure to dress up in something on the naughtier side every October 31st. I suppose I can live with it.

There were a number of big parties over the Halloween weekend. New York, L.A., London. Kate Hudson’s annual fest. Other must-attend gigs for dozens and dozens of A-list hotties in make up and often quite revealing outfit. While Aubrey O’Day and Heidi Klum went for ornate cool outfits, others like Kelly Brook and Alessandra Ambrosio and Joanna Krupa went for kitties and devils and everything lovely and candy sweet revealing. Halloween really is one of the single best show-off holidays of the year. The pagans knew exactly what they were doing. Check out some of the best of Halloween 2014 in the gallery. It’s a hot trip. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Funbags, Rihanna Pasties, Lauren Cohan Cleavage Galore All on Display at amFAR Gala

A solid charitable cause and even more solid rockstar hot sextastic celebrities showing off their wares at the amfAR Gala in Los Angeles last night. Wow, talk about everybody showing up in their finest and tiniest.

I think it’s fair to say Miley Cyrus stole the show in her Craigslist Casual Encounters dress that barely covered her nipples, let alone much else. Not far behind in exhibitionism was Rihanna was pasties keeping some slight modesty, Lauren Cohan and her mega pillows of joy pushed up toward the sky, Kat Dennings so hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, and more. I know it’s probably not appropriate to be non-stop hitting on girls at an AIDS research event, but had my invitation not got lost in the mail, I’m sure I would have had difficult doing otherwise. Just so much celebrity skin live and in person. Wow. I’m guessing donations went well. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In A Slinky Black Dress

Ah, Alessandra Ambrosio. Does your hotness know no bounds? Every day that pics of Alessandra comes across my desk is just a little bit better. Alessandra wore a short black dress with see-through panels. It’s really short so you get a good view of those incredible legs. Among the legs of the world Alessandra’s stems stand , (tee hee), above the rest. I wonder if she just wakes up in the morning, has some birdies help her dress, and just automatically looks that sexy or does it take work? No girl I know looks great right out of bed. They have to spend at least an hour getting ready and they are in no way even close to looking like Alessandra. Some people just win at life.

All I want for Chanukah is Alessandra under my menorah. That and some chocolate gelt.