Adriana Lima

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge Prep for The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Today

You can have your Christmas Day on December 25th, for me, the happiest day of the year is quite often the second week in November when Victoria's Secret films its annual fashion show for broadcast on CBS later this month. It's like a conference of lingerie hotties from around the world, assembled in New York for one purpose: look super sextastic in little silky bits of underwear. And a fine purpose indeed.

This morning, three of our more alluring angels, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge, hit the makeup and hair prep room before the show, providing just a tease of the goodness to come. In fact, Miranda Kerr provided more than just a tease with an open-robe flash up to her V.S. undies, a nice forecast photo. While the show tends to go overboard each year into the dramatic, there's no denying it is the single most epic conclave of girl candy on the planet. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Is Pound for Pound the Hottest Looking Boxer on the Planet

I've never wanted to have my ass-kicked by a woman so badly as after having seen sextastic Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima working her paces in the ring. Not that she could take me, I mean, a 50-50 fight, probably go to the judge's scoring cards, like Rocky, me yelling, 'Adriana!' after the fight, but there's no definitely way I'm noticing her haymaker coming for my jaw when I'm staring agape at her spandex clad sweaty tight body. I'd be down for the count, and actually down for just about anything with this hot-as-heck pugilist.

A gentleman's sport indeed. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Goes Retro Slinky and Sheer for V.S. Catalog

I feel like we've been all-around the geo-hotness world today, so why not hit up Brazilian super sextastic model Adriana Lima, who takes a lingerie photo really almost like no other. The sexy bombshell got down to little lacy bits and bras and panties for this month's V.S. catalog and it's quite a special (and credit card killing) thing. What Adriana Lima models, I simply want to purchase. She could wear a dead cat and I'd buy five. This retro lingerie motif is killing me too. Damn if I don't love a good theme, with nekkidness being the very best one of all, natch. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Photoshoot Is Hot to the Point of Being Unfair

Oh, no, I can feel it. I'm about to be handing over large chunks of credit card debt to Victoria's Secret and I will have little say in the matter. This time, I'll have to blame Adriana Lima, whose sextastic new photoshoot for the lingerie brand is simply compelling me to hit my V.S. speed dial and ask for 'everything'. It's really unfair if you think about it, between how ridiculously sexy Adriana Lima looks in bras and panties, and my completely weak will, there's little in the way of resistance. Enjoy.

Victoria’s Secret Angels Form a Coven of the Sextastic on the Pages of Elle

Imagine my surprise upon horking my monthly copy of Elle magazine from the local ladies' hair removal salon (there is nothing I won't do for you people) only to find a tribute to the Victoria's Secret angels inside. Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, the whole inner circle reunited for this spread. And well worth the risk of going to jail indeed for a unique visual visit with these three heavenly bodies. Miranda Kerr in particular, wow, I mean, simply stellar bare tummy time. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night Out

It was Fashion Night Out last night in New York and L.A. (and London Town), which means that a bunch of big time designers got a bunch of big named actresses all decked out into their haute couture for the benefit of womankind. Meanwhile, Victoria's Secret had the only real notion to actually introduce the world of fashion to men in a way that they could relate to, super hot Angels in body hugging tight dresses. When super sextastic Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge are the teachers in the fashion classroom, even this T-shirt and Crocs wearing clothing illiterate will become interested in a little edumacation in the tailored arts. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Amy Childs Child Feeder, Bai Ling Bares All, Adriana Lima See-Through, Alison Haislip Wet Bikini Awesome, Karen Gillian Lets Loose, and Sophie Howard Fantastic Boobtastic

 

Let's kick off ever-fabulous Friday with our beloved Reader Finds, like a barrel-full of monkeys, except, you know, these are hot monkeys with awesome bodies, and some of them even act. We can never fully thank our readers for all of their contributions, so, you know, we won't. But we will honor you with flesh and fun and help kick off your weekend with celebrity skin.

This week's Reader Finds includes Amy Childs baring the poker, Bai Ling nekkid hotness, Adriana Lima wardrobe reveals, Alison Haislip bikini butt stills, Karen Gillan being as sexy as a nerd can get, and Sophie Howard in even more boobtastic beach candids. It's a plethora of poonanny and it's all because of you.

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