Adriana Lima

Candice Swanepoel Topless Covered With Her Hottie Friends for Victoria’s Secret Swim Special 2015

Hot girls often have hot friends. I feel like if I could just crack the code on the first part of that equation, I could inevitably surround myself with beautiful half-nekkid to fully-nekkid models and celebrities who think of me as a trusted friend they can change in front of. That is the dream.

Candice Swanepoel has some mightily attractive friends. Many of whom she hooked up with to film the Victoria’s Secret Swimwear Special. Just looking at the results, I can see several things that are quite special, starting with Our Lady of Swanepoel laying barely covered on the beach. I’ve always maintained the best way to sell a swimsuit is by having one outstandingly sextastic woman not wear that swimsuit in photos. The Emperor’s new clothes really is the ideal line for these incredibly alluring bodied women. If there’s one thing I know, it’s absent fashion. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima Picks Out Her Valentine’s Lingerie Gifts

The outright gorgeous Adriana Lima shared her selection of Valentine’s Day gifts she wants for herself outside the V.S. store in Vegas. As if she couldn’t ask for just about anything and we wouldn’t jump to buy it for her. Though if buying her bras and panties, I’d probably find myself with the sudden ability to fly.

The Victoria’s Secret pimping fest that is Valentine’s Day is in full overdrive mode with just ten days left until the holiday of confusion for men. They are determined to have hot girls in lingerie in the front, back, and middle of your mind as you venture forth this next week and a half knowing you must do something for the big day. Stay strong, not that we stand much chance in the face of Adriana Lima twirling panties around in the air. The deck has always been as stacked as the ladies. Enjoy.

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Britney Mason, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, AnnaLynne McCord Hotties at Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party

I think this Leather and Laces pre-Super Bowl party is some kind of tradition now. Not a bad one as far as big hype weekend parties go. Especially when you get the likes of V.S. models Erin Heatherton and Adriana Lima to show up to your gig. Thrown in Britney Mason and my slender sweetheart AnnaLynne McCord and you have a party in leather. Forget the laces. Football is overrated compares to sextastic women in themed exhibitionist outfits.

The Super Bowl itself is not really about football. It’s about catering to the dreams and aspirations of the viewers. I couldn’t aspire any higher than to visualize these dark and blonde lovelies arriving at my abode for a little pre-game festivities. We could toss around the ball or just go straight into epic group making of the sexy. I’m flexible and I make a killer artichoke dip. Somebody blow the whistle. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima Leads Squad of Hotties for V.S. Super Bowl Promo

The girls of Victoria’s Secret, the angels, are gearing up for their big commercial promo for the Super Bowl on Sunday. It’s unclear exactly whether the ad is target at the guys or the millions of women who also watch football especially on this one big game day of the year. Either way, I suspect the guys will be watching.

There’s something extra-credit sextastic about world class smoking hot girls in sports uniforms. Full football gear is not exactly my first choice in fine female form wardrobe, but I would work with it. It might get a little weird if they’re all padded up like real ballers, especially when helping them undress. But stay focused on their feminine beauty and what lay beneath and you won’t feel so uncomfortable removing their shoulder pads and jocks. The commercial should be special. I’ll watch it even as I am inevitably saddened by my certain Super Bowl betting loss. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel Covered Topless Lingerie Sextastic for Manic

January really just might be the best month of the year for lingerie visuals. Odd, but true. Maybe it’s the lead-in to Valentine’s Day, or just the fact that everybody is sick of the cold winter weather and the visual treat of world class hotties in bras and panties or often less is precisely what their cockles need for warming. I’m hardly complaining, usually just begging for more.

Manic magazine dedicated their current issue to the luscious lovelies of the lingerie angel world, including Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel, baring their faptastic bodies in little bits of silk and lace to remind everybody what they already knew: seeing these sextastic models half-nekkid will dramatically increase your heart rate. Shhh, listen, can you hear it? That’s not a pitter patter, that a resounding beat after seeing Adriana Lima covering her chest with her slightest of limbed modesties. Heavenly girls are such a blessing. When they start wearing nothing but panties, that’s a downright miracle. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio and a Bevy More Angels Backstage at the UK Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


The lovely ladies of lingerie heaven moved over to the British Isles for the U.K. version of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. The British girls love their silk and lace quite a bit too, don’t you know. So Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and a gaggle full of the world’s hottest lingerie models shipped themselves and their bra and panties over to England for a show of sextastic and elastic.

For some reason only me and my imaginary older man friend Bert truly know, I really love the look of the girls backstage in their kimonos perhaps even more than the show itself. Something naughty and cheeky about visiting these wicked hot women whilst prepping for their catwalk. Maybe it’s the idea of peeking where I don’t belong, or just that all my perfect job search result lead me to be oil boy backstage at a lingerie show, but I just feel at home. Oh, that this were my home. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann, Isabeli Fontana Topless Wall Perfect for Pirelli 2015

 
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The Pirelli Calendar is officially back. As in, it’s been publishing every single year now for decades, but there have been times it decided that hot topless supermodels were somehow passé and it needed to up it’s artistic and hyper-stylized cred. Why? Nobody knows. I’m just glad that short lived era is over. There’s nothing like art to ruin a perfectly blessed pair of funbags.

The Pirelli Calendar 2015 features a bevy of hot European models, one for each month, flashing their bare puppies and all over hot bodies for the love of keeping track of days. Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann and Isabeli Fontana are among the world class models baring their yams for the Pirelli auto parts folks. They all joined up in Milan recently to celebrate. I wasn’t invited to that shindig for some reason, but that doesn’t take away my enthusiasm in turning the pages of my ill-gotten Pirelli calendar here in the Egotastic penthouse basement offices. Onward and ta-ta upward in 2015. Enjoy.