Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann, Isabeli Fontana Topless Wall Perfect for Pirelli 2015

 
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The Pirelli Calendar is officially back. As in, it’s been publishing every single year now for decades, but there have been times it decided that hot topless supermodels were somehow passé and it needed to up it’s artistic and hyper-stylized cred. Why? Nobody knows. I’m just glad that short lived era is over. There’s nothing like art to ruin a perfectly blessed pair of funbags.

The Pirelli Calendar 2015 features a bevy of hot European models, one for each month, flashing their bare puppies and all over hot bodies for the love of keeping track of days. Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann and Isabeli Fontana are among the world class models baring their yams for the Pirelli auto parts folks. They all joined up in Milan recently to celebrate. I wasn’t invited to that shindig for some reason, but that doesn’t take away my enthusiasm in turning the pages of my ill-gotten Pirelli calendar here in the Egotastic penthouse basement offices. Onward and ta-ta upward in 2015. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Topless Pictures for Pirelli, Start Your Engines, Gentlemen Oglers

 
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The annual Pirelli Calendar is out for it’s fiftieth year. While there was a modern day attempt to stylize up the annual wall calendar tribute to hot models showing skin in hot locales, this year seems to be a return to the glory days of the calendar, including world class model sextastic Adriana Lima flashing her Brazilian yams for the love of all things visual wonderment.

Some people might say the day and age of the topless hot model calendar are behind us. That it’s a product of the last century that perhaps ought to be discontinued for the sake of progress and new social values. I say, c’mon, January 1st!  I’ve got about 15 calendars here just waiting to be opened up! Sometimes, the old ways are still the best ways. Enjoy.
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima Present the Victoria’s Secret Angels $2 Million Fantasy Bras

Hottie duo Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio were on hand to reveal this year’s Victoria’s Secret fantasy bras in Las Vegas. Adriana was looking sexy in a form fitting black dress that hugged the contours of that famous frame. But it was Alessandra’s revealing red dress that really got people’s attention. It had a plunging neckline that gave you a nice view of her mighty cleav. A slit on the skirt also allowed a nice look at those gorgeous legs of hers. Each one of the bras and matching panties is worth 2 million dollars. The two of them will sport these redonkulously expensive over the shoulder boulder holders for Victoria’s Secret catalog and runway shows. I’m not exactly sure what the appeal of a 2 million dollar bra is to the average horndog who ogles the catalog is or for that matter a regular Victoria’s Secret patron looking for a underwear.

I guess the point is to show off how much money the company can spend on diamond studded bras. I can’t imagine that those things are comfortable or offer very good support. Sapphires are scratchy.

Adriana Lima Covered Topless and Come Hithering In Her Lingerie

Perhaps nobody does the come hither, I’m a dangerous brunette in my sultry panties and bras, or less, better than Adriana Lima. She could turn even the coldest heart into the warmest of lusters with a simple turn of her head, a knowing smile, and that body that is just out of this world.

In her latest catalog spread for Victoria’s Secret, Adriana shows why she’s still the top selling champ in the arsenal with her covered topless pimping of the lacy and silky things. Those sultry looks of hers could kill a man if she ever cranked it up to full power. I wouldn’t mind really going out like that. I’d have a great story to tell in heaven, or, you know, wherever it is I’m headed. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima In A Thong And Panties For Victoria’s Secret

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the spectacular Adriana Lima posing in a thong and panties during a shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Adriana is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic and it’s easy to see why. She’s just incredibly, undeniably hot. She’s sporting a thong with some big bows on them. It’s like she herself is a present on Christmas morning you just can’t wait to open. The thong shows off her perfect booty. Her posterior is a work of art. As far as the booty arts go, she’s a Michelangelo. But as if that wasn’t enough she’s also sporting a small lacey bra that shows off her amazing funbags. You’ve got to love Victoria’s Secret for providing us with material like this. Every time one of their catalogs arrive in the mail it’s like a present from the universe.

But seriously, Adriana is perfection. Not only is her body amazing but she’s got a gorgeous face. Her eyes are unbelievable. Check them out when you are done checking out her butt.

Adriana Lima Sextastic Modeling Something I Can’t Afford, But I Can Look

I get the feeling Adriana Lima isn’t brought in to model the off the rack discount ware. So I’m guessing whatever this catalog shoot is, I can’t afford any of it. Even if I were a collector of women’s clothing. As if. But I do know that Adriana makes everything appealing. Her World Cup commercials were the absolutely drop dread bomb. And in this pictorial, she even makes clothing look acceptable on a wicked hot woman.

Some women were simply dropped from the heavens to bring smiles and boners to this world. Adriana Lima has produced millions of both. If she needs to push some dresses and purses to make her stay on this earthly orb more accommodating, I’m all for it. Though I’d be lying if I didn’t say I forever picture her in the buff. A true naughty angel. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Sports A Green Bikini In Miami

Brazilian model and Egotastic favorite Adriana Lima spent a day at the beach in a small green bikini. The Victoria Secret angel looked heavenly, (see what I did there?), all wet from the sea and glowing in the sun. Her perfectly pert ladies looked absolutely stunning in her tiny top. But it was her magnificent booty that really stole the show. The bottom of her bikini showed off most of her shapely rosy cheeks. I’d like to get a bronze sculpture of that derriere to put on my coffee table. I feel it would really tie the room together. If I were more of a poet, I’d write a sonnet about her badonk, but as it is I can only express my gratitude to her parents for creating such a beautiful example of womanhood.

Brazil is getting a lot of attention these days because of that little soccer thing going on down there. The World Cup is seriously playing in every bar in New York on big plasma screen TV’s. But I don’t really care. Adriana and the other Brazilian models what I’d rather watch in high def.