Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures Unleash the Booty Beast in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

Adriana Lima Bikini Body During a Victoria's Secret Shoot in St. Barts

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As I recall, St. Bart was the patron saint of all things celebrity sextastic and bikini asstastic, though I could have paid more attention in theology. His island certainly has became the haven for all things sweet and passion inducing when it comes to Victoria's Secret bikini modeling shoots. Adriana Lima is currently taking her turn primping and preening in a two piece down in St. Barts, and, damn, I think I'm about ready to ascend to the heavens myself.

There's so so much to lust about Adriana Lima, but if you're not appreciating her booty today, I feel like you're not seeing the forest through the trees. Something like that. Enjoy.

ADRIANA DOES MANY THINGS, BUT SHE NEVER DISAPPOINTS

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Adriana Lima Has Killer Eyes in Bras and Panties

By Bill Swift | April 19, 2013 @ 8:47 am

Adriana Lima Looks Hot in Victoria's Secret April 2013

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Yes, I'm looking at her eyes. I'm not sure in what dark magic shop Adriana Lima got those killer alluring eyes, but they're enough to drive a man mad. Or into her rocky shores to your peril, albeit, her rocky shores are a ridiculously hot body with perfect curves, so death by Lima would not be such a bad way to go.

Featured in the new Victoria's Secret Angels' collection, Adriana Lima shows that some basic underwear is all she needs to get you one-hundred percent focused on her promotional mission. If she took off those undies, she's probably have you at 110%. I'd like to stuff that idea into her suggestion box if you know what I'm saying. Enjoy.

ADRIANA LIMA COULD MAKE ME WALK ACROSS FIRE

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Adriana Lima Is Barely Dressed and Magically Delicious

By Bill Swift | April 11, 2013 @ 10:56 am

Adriana Lima Covered Topless in Esquire UK May 2013

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Wow, just wow. Adriana Lima may just be, nay, is, one of the hottest women in the world. You start removing clothing and start adding only my third favorite sugary breakfast cereal ever, and, voila, instant awesome.

Adriana Lima makes a skin-filled sextastic appearance in Esquire U.K. in just a small few of my new favorite Adriana Lima pictures every. She exudes lust inducement seemingly out of every pore, although a taste test would be required to confirm that fact. Wow, I say! Enjoy.

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Turns Out, Adriana Lima Is A Very Good Looking Woman

By Bill Swift | March 28, 2013 @ 9:57 am

Adriana Lima is White Hot for Brazil Foundation 2nd Annual Gala in Miami

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Yes, I suppose we've known this for some time, I know we have. But at times it's important to remind ourselves just how much we appreciate some of the most sextastic women in the world, like Adriana Lima, by just checking her out on the red carpet, staring, drooling, and for those of us comfortable enough with our masculinity, let out a little cry.

Stealing the thunder at the Brazil Foundation Gala in Miami, the name alone implies the place is going to be packed with goodness. But none good-er than Adriana Lima, the Brazilian born lingerie and hot model extraordinaire, looking, well, extraordinary. The idea that one might actually make sweet sexy intimate coupling with such an exotically alluring woman seems so completely out of my reach, and yet I find I can't stop thinking about it. Sometimes it'd hard to be a man. Enjoy.

OH, ADRIANA, HOW DO I LUST THEE?

Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Catalogue Photoshoot

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Adriana Lima Rides a Bike Straight Into Your Two-Wheeled Fantasies

By Bill Swift | March 11, 2013 @ 10:20 am

Adriana Lima Rides a Bicycle for Victoria’s Secret Shoot

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On any given day in some part of the world, Victoria's Secret is shooting a wicked hot girl for even more catalog material and we couldn't be more pleased. Because even if you never open another V.S. catalog (perish the thought), you get to see the candids of the beauties posing and preening for the lingerie company promotional material.

You get to ogle the likes of world-class sextastic Adriana Lima, turning the 'girl and her bike' theme from the quaint to the swollen, as the Brazilian brunette Angel turns her two-wheeler into a spectacle of simple hotness. Wow. At first I thought Adriana had a boy bar on her bike, then I realized I was just imagining it being there between her legs. Wrong and raunchy? Yes. But hot girls on a bike will twist a man's soul. Enjoy.

ADRIANA LIMA CAN LIGHT UP A ROOM WITH HER DARK BROODING HOTNESS

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And Onto the Show…Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, and Doutzen Kroes Highlight the Hotness on Victoria’s Secret Runway

By Bill Swift | November 8, 2012 @ 8:41 am

Doutzen Kroes at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and More Hotness at Victoria's Secret 2012 Fashion Show in NYC

Candice Swanepoel at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

Miranda Kerr at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

Alessandra Ambrosio at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

Joan Smalls at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

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Despite the puffing up of feathers (literally) for the CBS cameras, and the full allotment of celebrity douchy guests in attendance, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show still represents one of the single greatest sextastic collectives of lingerie-clad hotness around the globe each and every November. And, for that, we give thanks.

Despite the ridiculousness of some of the costumery, clearly not designed for guys, underlying it all we have the wicked hot bodies and killers looks of Angels such as Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes strutting their wares down catwalk boulevard making us all feel like compulsory consumers. It's one damn fine pimping show. Enjoy.

LET US NEVER FORGET THE SHEER POWER OF ADRIANA LIMA IN SHEER SILK

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READER FINDS: Sara Jean Underwood Nekkid Yoga, Selena Gomez Nipple Pokes, Kelly Brook Bikini Uber-Hotness, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | April 20, 2012 @ 10:11 am

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Yep, it's my very favorite time of the week, the time when on this 4/20 holiday, much like the weedies that will be joining forces in fields of clover to communally smoke a bowl, we all come to together to collective puff some hotties, courtesy of our more than generous reader contributions.

This week's Reader Finds include Sara Jean Underwood doing nekkid yoga, Selena Gomez with a nipple poke, Kelly Brook in a classically bodacious bikini photoshoot, a double shot of Aussie love with Lauren Vickers nekkid in the Bunny mag and Phoebe Tonkin in a very sexy set of photos, Adriana Lima see-through a decade ago, Ariana Grande almost almost nipple slipping, Rosie Jones most definitely without clothes, a nekkid shot of Lea Seydoux that quite possible actually isn't Lea Seydoux, Estella Warren doing topless advertisements overseas, and Euro-supermodels Hana Jirickov and Dioni Tabbers wicked naughty hotness. It's like an endless bowl of hotness.