There they go again, those silly magazines promising nekkidness and only delivering half way. Thankfully, it’s Zoe Saldana without any clothes on and barely covered up, which means it’s a whole lot of temptation and allure nonetheless.
Featured in the latest edition of Women’s Health magazine, the very healthy and now very pregnant Zoe Saldana shows off pretty much every inch of her body, save for our favorite inches, including a tight little booty that just seems ever so caressable. I’m not sure that’s actually a real word, but it ought to be. Zoe most definitely looks healthy to me. Obviously, I’d need my goggles and rubber tipped pliers to do a more thorough examination. Offshore naturally, where the laws regarding such inspections are more lax. Zoe, you are super hot. Becoming a mommy only makes you ten points higher in my book. And, yes, I do have a book. Enjoy.
The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.
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I can always tell when one of the season’s grand balls is taking place, because I’m home eating Klondike bars and watching Lifetime and wondering when my Prince Charming will arrive to pick me up. He never comes, ah, the story of my life. But, thankfully, I do have spies at all of these events, spies with powerful lenses to pick up the hotness from a bevy of decked out ladies trying to out show-off each other on the red carpet of the Metropolitan Museum. The Costume Institute Ball is one of the biggest celebrity galas of the Spring season, a must attend for the rich and famous, the famous, the rich, or just super hot women who get to walk amongst them.
The haute couture led to some surprisingly nice revelations, including Zoe Kravitz slit skirt nearly revealing her fine feathered lady friend in a commando undercarriage, Kim Kardashian flashing her Spanx looking boy hold-them-togethers, Beyonce looking cleavetastic, Rihanna sheer funbag show, Zoe Saldana looking wicked hot, Kendall Jenner looking all grown up, and much much more. Was that event of the season, as they say. I’ll say this — if you love your dress up sextastics, you at least had to peep from the rope line. Quite a show indeed. Enjoy.
Christian Bale is back to doing non-bat-related things these days. And so far, it sounds like that’s going to be a very good thing. His first shot out of the bat-box is going to be the late Tony Scott’s co-production of Out of the Furnace.
According to the trailer, it’s full of everyone hillbilly awesome — Woody Harrelson, Willem Dafoe and Sam Shepard — and the plot appears to be something a bit like Winter’s Bone, but for bros…and not during the winter. See, there’s like, an economically depressed area populated by grubby people. One of those grubby dudes just got out of prison or something and the other grubby dude, his brother, is involved in crime of some kind.
The crime syndicate they’re dealing with has its own brand of justice, y’see, and it’s up to the grubby dude that got out of jail to beat them at their own game and rescue his brother…all while he’s balling out a character played by Zoe Saldana. Any questions?
Humorless and hard-nosed hillbilly justice? Yes, please.
If you’re headed to the legit big time theatrical experience this weekend, while you won’t see mega skin, you will see bouts of supreme hotness, among which include Zoe Saldana, Kate Bosworth, Lake Bell, and Olga Kurylenko, all out in theaters now.
So, betwixt your $8 popcorn, your $7 soda, and the mixed fruit nut thing your lady brings to save you dough, try to gaze freely upon the sextastic celebrities before thine eyes. You may not remember the plots and the subplots, but you are certain to remember the curves. Enjoy.
Yes, it does. Star Trek Into Darkness is finally here. All your Klingon-Human sexual fantasies are about to be satisfied. Okay, maybe not those so much. But Kirk, Spock. McCoy, the bad guy pretending he’s not the future Khan. It’s all there. And it looks pretty damn amazing. So, yeah, I will be among the geek boys seeing this movie in the next 24 hours. Resistance is futile.
We had the privilege of snagging some interviews with J.J. Abrams and the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness in London this past week. Not really a privilege since the Brits won’t let me onto their shores until I renounce my claim to being Kate Middleton’s baby daddy. Still, we snuck somebody else in. Take a look at some very brief snippets from our journalistic endeavor. Then, hire a dog sitter for your embarrassing Chow and head off to see Star Trek.
Don’t be the last nerd in the world to fulfill his destiny!
Well, Zoe Saldana is about as nekkid as nekkid can be without showing any of her fun bits. Still, a tip of the cap to Allure magazine for getting some sweet top celebrity females to take all of their clothes off and pose for the cameras, even if some subtle arm and hip movements block a perfectly good view of heaven.
Zoe Saldana is one of the thespianics we admire for her willingness to show serious skin in her movie roles. And, as far as women’s magazines go, this is pretty racy. Still, if she were to paint herself entirely blue and unfurl her arms and legs, I just might die of over-happiness. Enjoy.