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Zoe Saldana, Lake Bell, and Olga Kurylenko Among Hotties in the Movies This Weekend

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 3:33 pm

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If you're headed to the legit big time theatrical experience this weekend, while you won't see mega skin, you will see bouts of supreme hotness, among which include Zoe Saldana, Kate Bosworth, Lake Bell, and Olga Kurylenko, all out in theaters now.

So, betwixt your $8 popcorn, your $7 soda, and the mixed fruit nut thing your lady brings to save you dough, try to gaze freely upon the sextastic celebrities before thine eyes. You may not remember the plots and the subplots, but you are certain to remember the curves. Enjoy.

Nerd Alert! Code Red! Star Trek Starts Tonight! (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 12:09 pm

Opens Tonight in Geek-Filled Theaters Everywhere!

Yes, it does. Star Trek Into Darkness is finally here. All your Klingon-Human sexual fantasies are about to be satisfied. Okay, maybe not those so much. But Kirk, Spock. McCoy, the bad guy pretending he's not the future Khan. It's all there. And it looks pretty damn amazing. So, yeah, I will be among the geek boys seeing this movie in the next 24 hours. Resistance is futile.

We had the privilege of snagging some interviews with J.J. Abrams and the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness in London this past week. Not really a privilege since the Brits won't let me onto their shores until I renounce my claim to being Kate Middleton's baby daddy. Still, we snuck somebody else in. Take a look at some very brief snippets from our journalistic endeavor. Then, hire a dog sitter for your embarrassing Chow and head off to see Star Trek.

Don't be the last nerd in the world to fulfill his destiny!

Zoe Saldana Covered Nekkid for Allure

By Bill Swift | May 14, 2013 @ 9:40 am

Zoe Saldana Covered Her Nekkid Body for Allure June 2013

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Well, Zoe Saldana is about as nekkid as nekkid can be without showing any of her fun bits. Still, a tip of the cap to Allure magazine for getting some sweet top celebrity females to take all of their clothes off and pose for the cameras, even if some subtle arm and hip movements block a perfectly good view of heaven.

Zoe Saldana is one of the thespianics we admire for her willingness to show serious skin in her movie roles. And, as far as women's magazines go, this is pretty racy. Still, if she were to paint herself entirely blue and unfurl her arms and legs, I just might die of over-happiness. Enjoy.

ZOE SALDANA WAS SUPER BAD ASS AND WICKED HOT IN COLOMBIANA

Zoe Saldana Promotional Stills for Colombiana

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Zoe Saldana Pokies Hate Bras, We Concur

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 7:55 am

Zoe Saldana Nipples Poke Arriving at the 'Jimmy Kimmel' Show in LA

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The bra is such an overrated and old fashioned imprisoner of female fine parts, it really is time we just got rid of them. In fact, I thought we burned them all back in the 60's. Not that we don't dig seeing our favorite Angels modeling them, but at the end of the day, if we had to have them or not, who's voting for? Even those new science studies are showing bras actually promote sagging in women as they age, not reduce. Blech. Kill the bras!

It seems as if Zoe Saldana agrees. On her way to the Jimmy Kimmel show her headlights were poking through all proud and proper. And that's really the way it ought to be. Because while we love to get to know a girl as a whole person, there's nothing wrong with starting with her nipples. Enjoy.

LEIGHTON MEESTER CHOSE TO SKIP THE BRA DOWN BRAZIL WAY

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Julianne Hough Hotness Not Twice But Thrice Today? Yes Indeed.

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2012 @ 4:28 pm

Julianne Hough in a Red Plunging Dress at the CFDA Awards

Zoe Saldana Deep V Neck Black Dress at the CFDA Awards

Sophia Bush Brings Sexy in a Orange dress at the CFDA Awards

Hilary Rhoda in a High Split Dress at The CFDA Awards

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You know I never miss the annual CFDA Awards. Whatever the hell they are, it's something to do with fashion and it brought out some serious hotness last night, none more sextastic than Julianne Hough who has dominated Hottieville today like Godzilla pwning Tokyo. Sheer, utter, trampling of her competition.

For her evening ogle-worthy public performance, Julianne chose a sideboob revealing dress that had everybody wondering (and me, hoping and praying) when the wardrobe malfunction would occur. Alas, we were not so lucky, but we still ranked Julianne as our hottie di tutti hottie at the posh event, and there was some fierce competition from the very-good-looking likes of Zoe Saldana, Sophia Bush, Hilary Rhoda, and Solange Knowles.

SOPHIA BUSH IS A VASTLY UNDERRATED HOTTIE

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READER FINDS: Jessie J Nipple Slip, Taylor Momsen Upskirts, Cindy Crawford Topless, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | April 13, 2012 @ 10:17 am

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We have arrived at my personal favorite time of the week. No, not Backwashed Fudgesicle Hour at Egotastic! That's not for three more hours yet. But that time each week when we as a community spend our fifth weekday of toil, together in the fields of the sextastic, harvesting the finest that Hottieville has to offer as gleaned by our fabulous readers, the most educated celebrity site readers on the web I might add once more.

This weeks Reader Finds includes a screencapped Jessie J nip slip, a series of Taylor Momsen panties peeks up her concert dress, a classic look back at Cindy Crawford topless on the runway, a second look at the double sets of Silvia Irabien who we saw earlier this week in Playboy, a second look at the now completely bare boobtastic of Monika Pietrasinska who we saw lingerie clad earlier this week, Nicki Minaj being all kinds of Minajesque, German phenom Sophia Thomalla baring her Bavarians, a higher def look at Zoe Saldana in the shower, a bonus leer at Carly Craig topless, and Diane Lane just looking mesmerizing. It's all good, very good.