Happy Birthday: Your Annual Reminder That Zoe Saldana Is Smoking Hot

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aldo-vallon - June 19, 2018

Zoe Saldana did not really come to prominence until her role in Avatar, and that is a true testament to her beauty. Even as an eight foot tall blue cat person she was still able to pop boners from every man in the theater. Now that she is in Guardians of the Galaxy she gets to play a green alien that pops boners of men in the theater.

I really hope she does not get typecast as an alien that gives men erections. That would be so terrible. If in another ten years she is starring as a sexy orange alien I might have to write an angry letter to the Screen Actors Guild.

All of that being said, there are worse things to be typecasted as other than aliens. Take a look at Anna Faris if you need an example. That girl has been coasting on her blonde hair and ditziness for twenty years, and in the world of Hollywood that is an impressive amount of time. I do not think I have that type of job security at my job and I don’t even have to use my looks. If I did then I probably would not have been hired in the first place.


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