Candice, Karlie, and Alessandra Get Together for V.S. Party

Still checking my mailbox for this party yesterday featuring Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss, and Alessandra Ambrosio hanging around the pool and showing off their respectively hot bodies. I suppose despite being a Premium Member of the Victoria's Secret buyers club, I didn't make the cut. Which is infuriating, because who else would better appreciate the fine booties, bodies, and all around hotness of this tempting trio of angels?

Well, fine. Keep your chip and dip, V.S., because maybe next time you call and tell me Candice, Karlie, and Alessandra are hanging out by the pool and would I like to stop by, maybe I just won't answer. Just kidding, I'd be there in a heartbeat, or less, since technically my heart would probably stop upon receiving the call. A trio of the sextastic. Enjoy.