Karlie Kloss

Karlie Kloss Has Legs and She Knows How To Use Them

By Bill Swift | April 5, 2013 @ 10:52 am

Karlie Kloss Long Legs in i-D Magazine Spring 2013

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Our bias in favor of the Windy City only has a very small part to do with our lust-filled support of model Karlie Kloss and her continuing rise of the modeling ranks. Featured in the new edition of i-D magazine, young Karlie shows how she makes money pimping to women, while still captivating the hearts and other organs of the male of the species.

And that right there is your foundation for meteoric rise and success in the modeling world. Every girl wants to be you, every guy wants to put you in silky handcuffs and secure you to the headboard in the Motel 6 honeymoon suite. A winning formula. And Karlie Kloss is very much winning. Enjoy.

Candice, Karlie, and Alessandra Get Together for V.S. Party

By Bill Swift | March 13, 2013 @ 9:55 am

Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss and Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Tops at Victoria's Secret 2013 Photocall in LA

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Still checking my mailbox for this party yesterday featuring Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss, and Alessandra Ambrosio hanging around the pool and showing off their respectively hot bodies. I suppose despite being a Premium Member of the Victoria's Secret buyers club, I didn't make the cut. Which is infuriating, because who else would better appreciate the fine booties, bodies, and all around hotness of this tempting trio of angels?

Well, fine. Keep your chip and dip, V.S., because maybe next time you call and tell me Candice, Karlie, and Alessandra are hanging out by the pool and would I like to stop by, maybe I just won't answer. Just kidding, I'd be there in a heartbeat, or less, since technically my heart would probably stop upon receiving the call. A trio of the sextastic. Enjoy.

We’re Pimping Karlie Kloss, Just Like Victoria’s Secret

By Bill Swift | March 7, 2013 @ 10:15 am

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We are more than 110% behind Windy City native model Karlie Kloss and her rise to swimsuit and lingerie fame by way of Victoria's Secret and other fashion type outlets. She's got the Midwestern charms that need to be recognized, supported, and ultimately fondled in the back of our Toyota Corolla, if our countless prayers are ever to be answered.

Shooting swimsuit pictures for V.S., Karlie once again shows why her innocent charms and willingness to appear less innocent in modeling photos will someday soon put her to the upper echelons of her industry. The looking good industry. And we'll be there every step of the way to applaud, and peek down her top. That's how you show affection, Egotastic! style. Enjoy.

Karlie Kloss Shines in Victoria's Secret Swim Photoshoot 2013

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Karlie Kloss Lingerie Photoshoot For Windy City Hot Bodies Moved to South Beach

By Bill Swift | February 26, 2013 @ 8:03 am

Karlie Kloss Sexy Lingerie Photoshoot in Miami

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Karlie Topless in Vogue

The Chi-Town born model hottie flashes her bare goods. 8 Photos »

You know there's some Chicago roots in this house that demand we mention young sextastic model Karlie Kloss was born within 20 minutes of Wrigley Field each and every time we exhibit visuals of this stunning professional hottie.

Karlie was down in Miami, a city just brimming with utter fine looking ladies betwixt November and February, and not so bad the rest of the months in between, shooting a somewhat unconventional lingerie photo pictorial that has left us quite on the edge of our seats, and in great need of an unfiltered Camel cigarette from circa 1974. Enjoy.

Karlie Kloss Lingerie Pictures Put the Windy City in Your Sails

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2012 @ 8:46 am

Karlie Kloss Sexy Victoria's Secret Lingerie Photoshoot December 2012

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Karlie Kloss Topless

Karlie flashes some serious skin for Numero magazine. 10 Photos »

Do we favor super hot model Karlie Kloss because she's born in Chi-Town, one of our seven favorite cities in the world? Don't be foolish. Like any other man, we favor Karlie Kloss because she's ridiculously hot and has a body we'd like to cover in honey and then play a game of hungry naughty Pooh Bear.

And Victoria's Secret knows the same, snatching up Karlie in their increasingly large stable of the world's most sextastic women used in promotion of their silken bras and panties. And Karlie does not disappoint. We instinctively found ourselves calling Claudia, our V.S. sales rep, and handing over our Diner's Club credit card number to her to max out on new little underthings for our closet of near-shame. Such is the power of smoking hot women wearing next to nothing. How can you fight? Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Bare Butt Flashing, Anja Rubik and Karlie Kloss Topless, in Vogue Spain Tribute to Hot Supermodels

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 9:02 am

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Miranda Kerr and Other Hot Models Goes Topless for Vogue España December 2012

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Oh, happy days. Dias de much feliz. As some of the most sextastic ladies in Hottieville appear quite unclothed in a dazzling pictorial ode to supermodels in Vogue Spain.

We start off with the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr flashing her bare MILFtastic buns, and move quickly on to Izabel Goulart looking all kinds of wicked hot, Polish supermodel Anja Rubik topless and lust inducing, and Windy City born Karlie Kloss flashing her funbags, among other heavenly treats in this truly thanksgiving worthy visual feast.

Sometimes, life can get complicated and overwhelming. But you look at the horn o' plenty hotties in this lineup and you realize just how simple it all is. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Aniston Cleavage and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sideboob Highlight the Chesty Hotness at LACMA Gala

By Bill Swift | October 29, 2012 @ 4:05 pm

Salma Hayek and Jennifer Aniston Cleavy at the LACMA Event in LA

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Shows Major Sideboob at the LACMA Event in LA

Florence Welch Flashes Cleavage at the LACMA Event in LA

Amber Heard Looks Hot at the LACMA Event in LA

Karlie Kloss Looks Radiant at the LACMA Event in LA

Salma Hayek Looks Gorgeous at the LACMA Event in LA

Amy Adams Shines in Yellow at the LACMA Event in LA

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The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I'm sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn't nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.

Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.