Karlie Kloss, the windy city born hottie model who may or may not be having lesbionic sexy time with Taylor Swift (you didn’t hear it from me, but you did, you did), made a grand entrance at the Versace show at Paris Fashion Week by flashing her nipple through a misplace dress of some indescribable and expensive sort. I guess you pay a little extra for the chance to win hearts and minds and gentlemen oglers with your bare pink headlight saying howdy.
As you know, Fashion Week gives and it takes. Mostly I guess it takes from people who like to spend money on clothes, and it gives back in the form of wardrobe malfunctions and impossibly showy cut-up couture. I’l do that deal any day, especially since graphic tees at Target are still just $12 when out of season. You see how I win. It’s hard to see, but it’s there. Bless you, Karlie Kloss fashion nipple. Enjoy.
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If you’re going to make up a holiday called Bombshell Day, you’ve got to come up with the bombshells to come give the day some meaning. I’ll say this for Victoria’s Secret, they deliver on their trumped up holidays. Candice Swanepoel and Karlie Kloss definitely rise to the level of top notch lingerie pimping talent. Two extremely good looking ladies all decked out and hanging out at the Victoria’s Secret store in Manhattan to remind people that you have but a few shopping days left until Valentine’s Day.
As sextastic and fine as Candice and Karlie are, I hope you will heed Uncle Bill’s warning not to purchase lingerie for your girl for the 14th of February. I understand the temptation. But the risk-reward is way too high. I’m not talking out of my ass (though, that would be a neat party trick). Learn from my mistakes. Go teddy bear, flowers, nice restaurant, whatever is easily and recognizably appreciated without body issues brought into the mix. On Valentine’s night, you want the lamp going off with a giggle, not going off in a crash against your cranium. Stick to the plan, my good men. Do not let the Sirens of sultry lingerie goodness divert you down the path of classic misstep. Enjoy.
Not quite over yet with the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, as we had to have a sneak peek behind the scenes of the event where the real girl almost on girl action takes place. Our virtual girlfriends Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel and their fine yet to be feather hottie friends got into their best looks prepping for the runway backstage. To say this wardrobe kitten scene is straight out of eleven of my more serious fantasies, well, that’s right on point. Right on down to the heated hair curler. I like to get creative.
At some point all the girls get way over-primped and decorated. But seeing them half-nekkid backstage in their little cotton and silky bits, well, that is sheer visual heaven. Enjoy.
While the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has become more of a produced TV entertainment special rather than a silky little nothings lingerie fashion show over the years, there’s no doubt it remains one of the highlights of the hot ladies undergarment industry each November. The show will air later this month on CBS, but actually took place live last night in New York with the whole sextastic gaggle of V.S. regulars flashing their wares on the runway, along with a few relative newcomers.
Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel all have several years of the big show under their belts, err, garters, while Karlie Kloss and British sensational eye-brows model Cara Delevingne represent the next generation of worldwide panties and bra sales.spectaculars. As always, there was a bit too much pageantry and feathers and jewels and dramatic wardrobe, but at the core, still a group of supremely hot women in tiny bits of undergarments prancing around for the benefit of all mankind. Still definitely a golden ticket. Enjoy.
I must admit I’ve not heard of Self-Service magazine before, though it does sound like a journal that fits my wheelhouse several lonely evenings a week (insert sad face emoticon). However, I have most definitely heard of Windy City model Karlie Kloss who is now such a big model she’s appearing in fancy fashion magazines, and so European that she’s wearing see-through tops in many of her shoots.
I’m also loving the blonde hair thing, real or not, it’s working for me. So much so that I might need to get that copy of Self-Service magazine faster than I thought. Oh, the challenges of being primal. Enjoy.
You know how we favor Chicago born international model sensation Karlie Kloss. I want to make sweet skinny love to her on the ‘L’, laying down a protective foam barrier naturally to keep our bodies safe from infection.
Karlie Kloss does little to mitigate my naughty feelings by running around New York on a photoshoot over the weekend without her bra on. Naughty girl. Or, just girl I long to ogle from a closer distance, like a few inches away. Granted, Karlie is not the bustiest gal in the world, but every now and then you need a tall, lean, runway model to remind you that talking is definitely not the most important part of a lovely male-female relationship. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for Victoria’s Secret, they know how to put on a show. It’s not easy to take Paris by storm, I mean, unless you have one tank or something, but Adriana Lima, Karlie Kloss, Lilly Aldridge, Behati Prinsloo, and other smoking hot angelic lingerie models managed to take over the City of Light at various famous intersections with a blow out dramatic photoshoot featuring their world class bodies.
Now, I’m not suggesting that suddenly Paris is no longer the brooding, smug, and indifference capital of the world. I’m just mentioning that today we give it a big pass, as we would any other burgh that played host to so much spectacularly hot women in their bras and panties, and, naturally, wings. Enjoy.