Ava Sambora, a Cheerleader Model Trapped Between Two Celebrity Train Wrecks

Here at Egotastic!, our mission statement includes looking out for the next generation of celebrity hotties, and while we always treat the underclasswomen with a smidgeon of propriety, we can't help but notice how another future gem is arising from betwixt an effed up celebrity former marriage and at least one parent still hitting the recreational drugs and hospital room emergency visits.

With all the hubbub surrounding the Demi Moore whip-it spins, many barely noticed that veteran hottie Heather Locklear also took a life-tumble recently back into an E.R. visit and some dire need for rehab. Meanwhile, her daughter by way of Bon Jovi rocker Richie Sambora, Ava Sambora, has already hit the pro modeling circuit despite her tender years, barely just into high school.

There's no doubt that Ava takes after mom in the looks department, which only means some kind of trouble down the road. And with parents now battling over custody and sobriety once more, we here at Egotastic! have offered Ava a residential spot in our charitably sponsored Home for Wayward Teen Celebrity Girls. What the Home lacks for in supervision, it more than makes up for in warm tender late night hugs, not to mention our highly touted Good Touch, Bad Touch seminars.

Ava, when you're ready, you call us. In the meantime, keep up the good cheer. Enjoy.