Heather Locklear

Heather Locklear Short Tennis Skirt Playing Return to Ogle-Worthiness

it’s been a rough couple years for Heather Locklear, a woman many men owe much to for raising them on the fine art of virtual TV fantasy girls over the past three decades. From T.J. Hooker to Dynasty to Melrose Place, Heather Locklear taught many young men what it feels like to be a man, literally.

Hopefully, Heather is past her ‘rushed to the hospital’ personal issues and back maturing finely as we expect, and seeing her out in a short skirt playing tennis, we’re really hoping that she’s back on track to another several years of golden years lust inducement. Enjoy.

Heather Locklear and Daughter Ava Sambora, Like the Hotties of Christmases Past and Future

I like Heather Locklear. Forget all the current addiction and personal issues and whatever she’s done to try to keep herself young looking. She had one hell of a run as a bad-ass hot-arsed blonde TV starlet, a solid couple of decades of making man-kind very very happy. For that, hell yeah, lifetime achievement award for sure.

But now, it’s time for her to pass the mantle onto her self-produced replacement, her own offspring by way of rocker Richie Sambora, Ava Sambora, who as a mid-teen has already begun the modeling and show circuit and will, without a doubt, be following to some degree in her mom’s rather legendary footsteps.

Someday, I hope to be fruitful and multiply future Egotastics, I mean, legally named, not just the multitude of poor bastards running around small third world villages with my distinctive chin. Heather Locklear has done herself proud once more. Enjoy.

Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

Today’s the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don’t FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there’s not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there’s no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included  film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Angelina Jolie Classic Tape Job, Nicole Scherzinger Upskirt, Sophie Howard Topless, Sofia Vergara See-Through, Heather Locklear Classic Bikinis, and Much More


Our favorite time of the week is upon us, not just Friday, with a mere hours to go until the quitting bell rings and we yabba-dabba-doo our way to the break room for Friday afternoon Two Buck Chuck, but the time we sort through the assemblage of fleshtastic submissions of sexy celebrities submitted by our very own and beloved readers (with above average education I might add — we’ve been studied on this front!)

This week’s edition of reader submitted finds includes a fuller set of those naughty boob tape photos of Angelina Jolie purportedly taken by then hubby Bill Bob Thornton, a brief glimpse up the X-Factor skirt of Nicole Scherzinger, Britty bombshell Sophie Howard flashing her amazing melons, Sofia Vergara nipples for show, Heather Locklear in a bikini from her just breaking into showbiz days, Emily Ratajkowsk from iCarly showing her fully exposed topside, and mo’ mo’ mo pictures of Angel McCord sans bra in the Chemistry TV series.

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Lifetime Supply

Jennifer Aniston flashes a little bit of bra. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain remains my favorite ginger. (HuffPo)

Rihanna skimpy clothes pisses off a farmer. (FoxNews)

Kourtney Kardashian and other hot bikini-clad MILFs. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Scherzinger stole the job from Cheryl Cole.  Catfight! (Idolator)

Kristin Cavallari out in a short skirt. (SocialiteLife)

Heather Locklear asstastic still looks incredible in a bikini. (theFABlife)

Heather Locklear Cleavage and Bra Peek Pictures for Old Times Sake (BONUS VIDEO)

I don’t know how many more times we’re going to see Heather Locklear on this site, and I’m feeling rather nostalgic for my most awesome T.J. Hooker cop, so when I found Heather Locklear pictures with cleavage and bra peeks, I just had to share. Granted, she needs the oversized Foster Grants to cover up her booze and surgeried cheeks these days, but, still, this is Heather Locklear, she was once a goddess. Enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com / Fame / INF Photo

And, because it’s simply the best episode of the best show ever, here’s Heather Locklear as Officer Stacy Sheridan, doing her thang:

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Heather Locklear Bikini Pictures are Still Hot


Well, Heather Locklear is definitely looking a little better than the last time we saw her. And when you compare these Heather Locklear bikini pictures to yesterday’s Denise Richards bikini pictures, and consider that Heather’s TV movie (Flirting with 40) is still better than Denise’s reality show, it’s obvious which one of the two former best friends is “winning.”

Check out more hot Heather Locklear bikini pictures after the jump.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com