Egotastic
I like Heather Locklear. Forget all the current addiction and personal issues and whatever she's done to try to keep herself young looking. She had one hell of a run as a bad-ass hot-arsed blonde TV starlet, a solid couple of decades of making man-kind very very happy. For that, hell yeah, lifetime achievement award for sure.
But now, it's time for her to pass the mantle onto her self-produced replacement, her own offspring by way of rocker Richie Sambora, Ava Sambora, who as a mid-teen has already begun the modeling and show circuit and will, without a doubt, be following to some degree in her mom's rather legendary footsteps.
Someday, I hope to be fruitful and multiply future Egotastics, I mean, legally named, not just the multitude of poor bastards running around small third world villages with my distinctive chin. Heather Locklear has done herself proud once more. Enjoy.
Heather Locklear Short Tennis Skirt Playing Return to Ogle-Worthiness
it's been a rough couple years for Heather Locklear, a woman many men owe much to for raising them on the fine art of virtual TV fantasy girls over the past three decades. From T.J. Hooker to Dynasty to Melrose Place, Heather Locklear taught many young men what it feels like to be a man, literally.
Hopefully, Heather is past her 'rushed to the hospital' personal issues and back maturing finely as we expect, and seeing her out in a short skirt playing tennis, we're really hoping that she's back on track to another several years of golden years lust inducement. Enjoy.
HEATHER LOCKLEAR STILL WOWED US IN HER 40's, TIME FOR HOT 50's