I like Heather Locklear. Forget all the current addiction and personal issues and whatever she's done to try to keep herself young looking. She had one hell of a run as a bad-ass hot-arsed blonde TV starlet, a solid couple of decades of making man-kind very very happy. For that, hell yeah, lifetime achievement award for sure.
But now, it's time for her to pass the mantle onto her self-produced replacement, her own offspring by way of rocker Richie Sambora, Ava Sambora, who as a mid-teen has already begun the modeling and show circuit and will, without a doubt, be following to some degree in her mom's rather legendary footsteps.
Someday, I hope to be fruitful and multiply future Egotastics, I mean, legally named, not just the multitude of poor bastards running around small third world villages with my distinctive chin. Heather Locklear has done herself proud once more. Enjoy.