Ava Sambora

Heather Locklear and Daughter Ava Sambora, Like the Hotties of Christmases Past and Future

I like Heather Locklear. Forget all the current addiction and personal issues and whatever she's done to try to keep herself young looking. She had one hell of a run as a bad-ass hot-arsed blonde TV starlet, a solid couple of decades of making man-kind very very happy. For that, hell yeah, lifetime achievement award for sure.

But now, it's time for her to pass the mantle onto her self-produced replacement, her own offspring by way of rocker Richie Sambora, Ava Sambora, who as a mid-teen has already begun the modeling and show circuit and will, without a doubt, be following to some degree in her mom's rather legendary footsteps.

Someday, I hope to be fruitful and multiply future Egotastics, I mean, legally named, not just the multitude of poor bastards running around small third world villages with my distinctive chin. Heather Locklear has done herself proud once more. Enjoy.

FUTURE FAME: Starlet Ava Sambora Set to Breakout in ‘This Is 40′

When your mom is Heather Locklear (current troubles aside, she rocked the sextastic shizz out of the 80's) and your dad is a mega-platinum rock star Richie Sambora, you've got the genes and the destiny for fame. It's going to happen. But for the still young Ava Sambora, it's all just starting out, and it's going to be starting out big time in the upcoming Judd Apatow film This is 40, the sort of sequel to the almighty Knocked Up, though this one follows the Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann characters, and also stars Judd Apatow's own two daughters.

But back to Ava, on Spring Break vacation in Hawaii this week, and just coming into her own as a current actress and you can count on future model. Treat her kindly yet because of her tender age, but remember the name, she's going to be big. Enjoy.

P.S. This is 40 also features Megan Fox, so, yes, you will be seeing it.

Ava Sambora, a Cheerleader Model Trapped Between Two Celebrity Train Wrecks

Here at Egotastic!, our mission statement includes looking out for the next generation of celebrity hotties, and while we always treat the underclasswomen with a smidgeon of propriety, we can't help but notice how another future gem is arising from betwixt an effed up celebrity former marriage and at least one parent still hitting the recreational drugs and hospital room emergency visits.

With all the hubbub surrounding the Demi Moore whip-it spins, many barely noticed that veteran hottie Heather Locklear also took a life-tumble recently back into an E.R. visit and some dire need for rehab. Meanwhile, her daughter by way of Bon Jovi rocker Richie Sambora, Ava Sambora, has already hit the pro modeling circuit despite her tender years, barely just into high school.

There's no doubt that Ava takes after mom in the looks department, which only means some kind of trouble down the road. And with parents now battling over custody and sobriety once more, we here at Egotastic! have offered Ava a residential spot in our charitably sponsored Home for Wayward Teen Celebrity Girls. What the Home lacks for in supervision, it more than makes up for in warm tender late night hugs, not to mention our highly touted Good Touch, Bad Touch seminars.

Ava, when you're ready, you call us. In the meantime, keep up the good cheer. Enjoy.

Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

Today's the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don't FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there's not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there's no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included  film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner vs. Ava Sambora: Battle of the Celebrity Offspring Future Starlet Model Girls

Here's an idea. After a record month for visitors to Egotastic! in July (thank you very much, to all of you, sincerely), let's start off August with something very safe, like, a battle of beautiful young teen model offspring of celebrities (in daisy dukes). Kendall Jenner, heir apparent to the Kim Kardashian hottie throne, in the spotlight following her racy bikini photoshoot, and Ava Sambora, model daughter of Richie Sambora (who we just saw in a 1980's vintage photo snoggling topless groupies) and Heather Locklear (who we routinely see in mugshots these days). I'm pretty sure I know which of these two is going to be a headline act in a few years, but, more importantly, which is your pick for future stardom?

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