Rose McGowan Single Again

Rose McGowan cited irreconcilable differences in her divorce from Davey Detail, a young visual artist known for his flamboyant hair styles and total lack of income. Like many celebrity couples, the two found it difficult to make time for each other. Detail was regularly touring European hostels with his found object art projects and McGowan was triple booked in tight tank tops speaking truth to Hollywood sexism. Nobody has less free time than the chronically unemployed. McGowan is only forty-two with plenty of years left to make a horrible wife for any number of men who wonder why she no longer wraps her fantastically long fingers around their cock like when they were dating. E.T. Phone home. E.T. phone home. Faster.

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