We’re Pimping Karlie Kloss, Just Like Victoria’s Secret

We are more than 110% behind Windy City native model Karlie Kloss and her rise to swimsuit and lingerie fame by way of Victoria's Secret and other fashion type outlets. She's got the Midwestern charms that need to be recognized, supported, and ultimately fondled in the back of our Toyota Corolla, if our countless prayers are ever to be answered.

Shooting swimsuit pictures for V.S., Karlie once again shows why her innocent charms and willingness to appear less innocent in modeling photos will someday soon put her to the upper echelons of her industry. The looking good industry. And we'll be there every step of the way to applaud, and peek down her top. That's how you show affection, Egotastic! style. Enjoy.