Nicki Minaj made her reality television debut this year as one of the judges for Season 12 of American Idol, a.k.a. the worst season of Idol ever. Now, apparently, she'll be making her feature film debut in a chick-flick called The Other Woman, where she'll appear alongside the incomparable Kate Upton...and... Read More
The last time we saw Chris Hemsworth wielding the Mjölnir hammer on the silver screen as Thor, he was teaming up with Robert Downy Jr. (Iron Man), Mark Ruffalo (Hulk), Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye), Chris Evans (Captain America), Sam Jackson (Nick Fury), and the lovely Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow) to... Read More
Are you the type of person who relishes in the misery of your fellow man? Then I've got a supercut for you! The fine folks at Next Movie have spliced together every sad moment from Robert De Niro's career. To be clear, I'm not talking about films like Rocky & Bullwinkle or Little Fockers, although... Read More
Remember when Zach Braff (a.k.a. that guy from Scrubs) wrote, directed, and starred in that movie about a struggling actor with an existential crisis who somehow ends up making out with Natalie Portman? Well, apparently he's had a pretty tough time finding rich people who want to give him money to make... Read More
In today's high-tech world of smart phones and Fleshlights, bell towers don't get a lot of positive attention. Back in the day, these structures were a great way to alert the masses to an imminent Viking attack or impending witch burning. But now, as anyone who lives near a church can tell you, the sound... Read More
I hate to be the bearer of bad news to you Futurama fans out there, but your show got cancelled. Again. Comedy Central announced this morning that the upcoming 7th season of the cult hit will be its last. Starting June 19, you'll have only 13 more chances to watch Fry, Bender, and the rest of the Planet... Read More
That’s a lofty claim, right there. As we know, the world of manly movies is littered with a vast array of rippling biceps, comically oversized firearms, ill-advised stubbly half-a-beards and motor vehicles colliding with other motor vehicles at high velocity with fatal, oftentimes highly flammable... Read More
The last movie Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn made together was The Wedding Crashers, which came out in 2005. That means there are people out there right now who can vote and drink beer (legally), but who were too young to see that movie (legally) in the theater. And if that makes you feel old, then you'll... Read More
Most fans already knew that Season 8 would be the last for Dexter, having received unofficial official news from both the show's executive producer and CBS president Les Moonves. Now, however, it's like official official, with word having come straight from the folks over at Showtime. So what do they... Read More
Well, Summer is nearly upon us and you know what that means: Studios rolling out every movie you probably want to see this year (and then dumping out all the garbage they know you don't at the very end of August). It's a big year for sequels and franchises--but let's be honest, every year is a big year... Read More
You probably remember Patton Oswalt as the pathetic dude who lived with his mother on King of Queens. However, Patton Oswalt is much more than that. He is also a brilliant comic and, it turns out, a hardcore fanboy. So when the producers of NBC's Parks and Recreation asked Patton to "ramble a bit about... Read More
What does a big-time Hollywood producer do after she's finished making a fortune off a series of terrible Mormon propaganda novels about erotic vampires written for teenaged girls? She makes a movie based on a satirical children's book that's really for grownups. It was recently announced that producer... Read More
It didn't take very long for conspiracy theory enthusiasts to start saying a bunch of crazy things after the tragedy that unfolded at the 117th running of the Boston Marathon on Monday. But one conspiracy theorist in particular really struck a nerve when he spliced together two separate scenes from a... Read More
Don't you hate it when you go to a movie fully expecting it to be something it is not? Yeah well, when that happens, 90% of the time it's because the trailers deliberately misled you. The last time it happened to me was when I went to see Judd Apatow's This is 40. I wasn't expecting it to be like Superbad... Read More
From the looks of the new Star Trek Into Darkness trailer, James T. Kirk is going rouge. Again? Jesus. I thought messing with the space-time continuum, killing his father, and altering his timeline would have made Kirk a little more humble. But apparently, it's nature not nurture when it comes to thumbing... Read More
