The folks over at Lifetime seem to think that someone does, obviously because they went and made one. Yep, there's a TV movie of Anna Nicole Smith's life and it will air some late-June Saturday.We were pretty sure we wanted nothing to do with the aptly-named The Anna Nicole Story, until we somewhat... Read More
Now that his movie career is pretty much in the official delete bin, Steven Seagal might give international arms dealing a try. In a move that may puzzle some, but comes as no surprise to those of us who trade in celebrity spectacle, Seagal is being asked to serve as the face of the Russia's weapons... Read More
Are you currently unemployed and looking for work? Finding it a tough job market out there? Well, Amanda Bynes doesn't know what the big deal is. She's a whacked out pot-head going through a Britney Spears-esque public breakdown, and she found a new job without even looking. So, like, what's the big... Read More
I'm pretty sure that's Jim Carrey in the new Kick-Ass 2 trailer. I know he's supposed to be in this movie, and I'm 99% sure he's not playing a teenage girl, so that guy in the army outfit is the only option, right? Man, he's really let himself go. Or maybe it's just makeup. How should I know? What do... Read More
Yep. It has been reported by sources, so you know it's the absolute truth: Penelope Cruz will be the next Bond girl. What does that even mean? You're all, 'But they don't officially have a director yet!' Yeah, even though everyone and their celebrity-focused grandma is sure that it will be Sam Mendes,... Read More
Maybe. No one doubts that zombies are freaking terrifying. And they're getting more so. Since George Romero's Night of the Living Dead came out in 1968 and popularized the whole undead hordes horror genre, zombies have been getting more complex and interesting. It used to be that their chief skill... Read More
Who's that stalking Michael Keaton? It's a bird. It's a...well, you get the idea: it's Birdman. And why should we care about Batman getting followed by a man in a goofy-looking bird-hero costume? Because it's part of Alejandro González Iñárritu's upcoming meta-superhero epic, Birdman. And it will... Read More
If you happen to belong to the so-called cult that's been following Happy Endings for the last three television seasons, I've got some bad news for you. Actually, I've got bad news, then worse news, and then maybe, possibly, some good news. But maybe not. First the bad: as you may already be aware,... Read More
Fans of the Street Fighter game franchise may wonder what happened to the sonic-booming American soldier Guile after all these years. In the game, he was fresh off a tour-of-duty and ready to defeat Major Bison's minions in the greatest fighting tournament of all time. But, it has been about twenty years... Read More
Ok, we're hardly fans of spoilers, so we're going to try to do this as deftly as possible, Superman probably lives through Man of Steel. Shocking, right? Well, through this weekend's massive parade of press events for June 14th's Man of Steel release, Zach Snyder let out the most awesome of possible... Read More
Hopefully, if you've come this far, you've already seen last night's episode of Game of Thrones. If not, well, what the hell are you doing on the Internet? Spoiler Alert: Everyone is dead. Well, OK, not everyone. But after last night's gut-punch, it's safe to say that House Stark will no longer make... Read More
Everyone seems to be crapping their collective pants about last night's Game of Thrones, so much so that the entire series has been completely destroyed for some people. Well, we've read the books ten times, so we know exactly what happens to everyone from here on out. Since all of the jerk's you know... Read More
Last week, Samuel L. Jackson joined a contest on Reddit, you're hooked already, we know. The idea was that Jackson would read a fan-submitted 300-word monologue, with the winner chosen by Reddit and the proceeds going to his favorite charity, the Alzheimer's Association. We were hoping for something... Read More
The ending to Iron Man 3 left more than a few nerds locked in some serious debate. First, there's the fact that Tony Stark's latest chapter is basically ripping off The Incredibles. You remember that part right? The part where the supervillain is going off on that whole monologue about how his... Read More
Which washed up action star is going to limp into Expendables 3? Lionsgate CEO Jon Feltheimer told the world this morning that they were “advanced negotiations” with Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes, Nic Cage and Milla Jovovich for the 3rd installment of the-who-cares-you-might-as-well-just-give-them-your-money-now... Read More
