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Do We Need an Anna Nicole Smith Biopic on Basic Cable? Maybe We Do (VIDEO)

News | June 5, 2013, 8:00 am

Do We Need an Anna Nicole Smith Biopic on Basic Cable? Maybe We Do (VIDEO)

The folks over at Lifetime seem to think that someone does, obviously because they went and made one. Yep, there's a  TV movie of  Anna Nicole Smith's life and it will air some late-June Saturday.We were pretty sure we wanted nothing to do with the aptly-named The Anna Nicole Story, until we somewhat... Read More

Playboy Offers Amanda Bynes a Hosting Job Via Twitter, Like You Do

News | June 4, 2013, 2:00 pm

Playboy Offers Amanda Bynes a Hosting Job Via Twitter, Like You Do

Are you currently unemployed and looking for work? Finding it a tough job market out there? Well, Amanda Bynes doesn't know what the big deal is. She's a whacked out pot-head going through a Britney Spears-esque public breakdown, and she found a new job without even looking. So, like, what's the big... Read More

I Think That's Jim Carrey In The New 'Kick-Ass 2' Trailer, Maybe (VIDEO)

News | June 4, 2013, 1:01 pm

I Think That's Jim Carrey In The New 'Kick-Ass 2' Trailer, Maybe (VIDEO)

I'm pretty sure that's Jim Carrey in the new Kick-Ass 2 trailer. I know he's supposed to be in this movie, and I'm 99% sure he's not playing a teenage girl, so that guy in the army outfit is the only option, right? Man, he's really let himself go. Or maybe it's just makeup. How should I know? What do... Read More

Will Penelope Cruz Be the Next Bond Girl? 'Sources' Say Yes

News | June 4, 2013, 12:58 pm

Will Penelope Cruz Be the Next Bond Girl? 'Sources' Say Yes

Yep. It has been reported by sources, so you know it's the absolute truth: Penelope Cruz will be the next Bond girl. What does that even mean? You're all, 'But they don't officially have a director yet!' Yeah, even though everyone and their celebrity-focused grandma is sure that it will be Sam Mendes,... Read More

Does 'World War Z' Have the Fastest Zombies Ever Seen on Film?

News | June 4, 2013, 12:01 pm

Does 'World War Z' Have the Fastest Zombies Ever Seen on Film?

Maybe. No one doubts that zombies are freaking terrifying. And they're getting more so. Since George Romero's Night of the Living Dead came out in 1968 and popularized the whole undead hordes horror genre, zombies have been getting more complex and interesting. It used to be that their chief skill... Read More

Hey Look Behind Michael Keaton: It's a Dude In a Birdman Costume!

News | June 4, 2013, 9:00 am

Hey Look Behind Michael Keaton: It's a Dude In a Birdman Costume!

Who's that stalking Michael Keaton? It's a bird. It's a...well, you get the idea: it's Birdman. And why should we care about Batman getting followed by a man in a goofy-looking bird-hero costume? Because it's part of Alejandro González Iñárritu's upcoming meta-superhero epic, Birdman. And it will... Read More

Will There Be a Happy Ending for Fans of 'Happy Endings'?

News | June 4, 2013, 8:00 am

Will There Be a Happy Ending for Fans of 'Happy Endings'?

If you happen to belong to the so-called cult that's been following Happy Endings for the last three television seasons, I've got some bad news for you. Actually, I've got bad news, then worse news, and then maybe, possibly, some good news. But maybe not. First the bad: as you may already be aware,... Read More

More 'Game of Thrones' Season 3 Spoilers to Plaster All Over Facebook!

News | June 3, 2013, 11:15 am

More 'Game of Thrones' Season 3 Spoilers to Plaster All Over Facebook!

Everyone seems to be crapping their collective pants about last night's Game of Thrones, so much so that the entire series has been completely destroyed for some people. Well, we've read the books ten times, so we know exactly what happens to everyone from here on out. Since all of the jerk's you know... Read More

Nerdtastic Fun: 'Iron Man 3' Has a Brand New (Animated) Ending (VIDEO)

News | May 31, 2013, 3:00 pm

Nerdtastic Fun: 'Iron Man 3' Has a Brand New (Animated) Ending (VIDEO)

The ending to Iron Man 3 left more than a few nerds locked in some serious debate. First, there's the fact that Tony Stark's latest chapter is basically ripping off The Incredibles.  You remember that part right? The part where the supervillain is going off on that whole monologue about how his... Read More

'Expendables 3' Casting Buzz: Because Who Cares? You're Going to See It Anyway

News | May 31, 2013, 12:38 pm

'Expendables 3' Casting Buzz: Because Who Cares? You're Going to See It Anyway

Which washed up action star is going to limp into Expendables 3? Lionsgate CEO Jon Feltheimer told the world this morning that they were “advanced negotiations” with Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes, Nic Cage and Milla Jovovich for the 3rd installment of the-who-cares-you-might-as-well-just-give-them-your-money-now... Read More