Apparently every single book, comic book, television show, toy, and video game has already been turned into a feature film. As a result, with nowhere else to turn, the creative types in Hollywood have embarked on a journey into the final frontier of movie subject matter: internet memes. We know this... Read More
If you're anything like me, you would have gladly given up your Memorial Day off in exchange for a new episode of Game of Thrones. Of course, if you're anything like me, you've never actually felt a breast, so take that for what it's worth. At any rate, I don't need breasts, because I've got something... Read More
A new trailer for Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills has hit the web, and it's en Español. But you don't really have to speak Spanish to understand what's going on. Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, and he's brought an all-star cast including Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Carlos Estevez... Read More
Woah. So, we guess he'll be, um, back? Yeah, that one will kill at the company cookout. And here we thought that T5 was buried under the weight of its two predecessors awfulness and stuck in development hell. But nope, now that the Governator has been free of his political obligations forever and... Read More
The Hollywood Reporter reported this week that the National Association of Theater Owners is considering new rules that would govern movie marketing. NATO (seriously, that's what they call themselves) primarily wants studios to cap pre-movie trailer length to two minutes, which is about 30 seconds shorter... Read More
Are you super excited for the release of Man of Steel, but finding the regular trailers for the film a little too mainstream and accessible to really enjoy? Well why not dial things up to NERDCON 5 with the new shot-for-shot Minecraft remake of Man of Steel Official Trailer #3. What is Minecraft,... Read More
If you thought season four of Community left something to be desired, you weren't alone. While it wasn't awful, many critics and fans alike felt it didn't pack the same comedic punch as previous seasons. This perceived dip in quality was widely attributed to the fact that Dan Harmon, the show's creator... Read More
It's not a good idea to get too excited about a new Transformers movie too soon, even though everything we assume about the fourth installment will probably be true: it will be huge and destruct-y. But we could go on and on about all of the amazing things they should do, but probably won't. (Like bringing... Read More
Well that was a harrowing couples of days of studio-rumor-wank. For a few days, we thought that Christopher Nolan was going to bring all his Dark Night-y goodness to the Bond franchise. We were having some great daydreams about Nolan's muse Anne Hathaway getting back in a spandex jumpsuit. Then, a... Read More
Kevin Smith has been asking the most important Superman questions of our generation. He was the first to publicly enter the 'How does Superman safely have sex with Lois Lane?' debate back in Mallrats (Answer: Kryptonite Condom, duh). Well, in conjunction with Gillette, Man of Steel marketing folks... Read More
A few weeks ago we saw Star Trek: Into Darkness being used to sell Audis. Now Man of Steel is being used to sell burgers. Apparently nerds have a lot more disposable income than I realized. With Man of Steel just a few more weeks away, Warner Brothers has gotten together with Hardees/Carls Jr. to... Read More
Back in April at the CinemaCon in Vegas, director Todd Phillips was asked if he was nervous about the third installment of his Hangover trilogy going up against Fast & Furious 6 over Memorial Day weekend. His answer took the form of an expletive-laden rant that concluded thusly: "Come on, it’s... Read More
We hope so. Y'know that fantasy we all have about defending our castle-like homes from invaders? Y'know how that fantasy is basically based on that kid setting up boobie traps for bumbling burglars in the original Home Alone? Well that fantasy kind of loses its luster for us burgeoning grown ups (and... Read More
In less than a month, World War Z will happen and we'll see the fastest zombies we've ever seen. Ever. Even more exciting is that the entire world will be completely on fire, apparently. Paramount Pictures released a series of banners today that show just how absolutely on fire everything in the world... Read More
Last week, during press interviews for their upcoming Dylan-esque flick Inside Llewyn Davis, Joel and Ethan Coen vehemently (as vehemently as those two guys get, which is not all that vehement) denied that there will be a Big Lebowski sequel, despite all the rumors. And that's cool, man, that's cool. The... Read More
