When I say "feature-length 3D dinosaur movie with breathtaking special effects," what images pop into your head? Exactly! You picture Tyrannosauruses biting the heads off Pterodactyls and a pack of Raptors feasting on a Brontosaurus, right? Unfortunately, the folks over at 20th Century Fox had... Read More
Nerd alert! Nerd alert! Klingons have been spotted in the latest clip for Star Trek Into Darkness. Starting at 19-seconds in, you can see a group of the legendary sci-fi villains wearing helmets, followed by one of the aliens sans mask. Granted, they come and go faster than a Trekkie inside a woman (three... Read More
Did you ever notice how Gandalf the Grey is a bit of a stoner? I personally have no idea what J.R.R. Tolkein really intended that "Longbottom leaf" toked by Gandy and the Hobbits to be, because I never read books when there are perfectly good movie adaptations. However, I'm pretty sure director Peter... Read More
Last year Rocky: The Musical made it's world stage debut in Hamberg, Germany, where it was called Rocky: Das Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung. No, I'm totally kidding. I think "Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung" means speed limit, or something like that. The Hamberg show was actually called Rocky: Das Musical,... Read More
I hope your axles are all torqued up (Does that make sense? I don't know anything about cars), because we've got the final trailer for Fast & Furious 6: Toretto Dies of Pancreatitis. Is it just me, or is it weird that they give away the ending in the title? Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, and all... Read More
Nicki Minaj made her reality television debut this year as one of the judges for Season 12 of American Idol, a.k.a. the worst season of Idol ever. Now, apparently, she'll be making her feature film debut in a chick-flick called The Other Woman, where she'll appear alongside the incomparable Kate Upton...and... Read More
The last time we saw Chris Hemsworth wielding the Mjölnir hammer on the silver screen as Thor, he was teaming up with Robert Downy Jr. (Iron Man), Mark Ruffalo (Hulk), Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye), Chris Evans (Captain America), Sam Jackson (Nick Fury), and the lovely Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow) to... Read More
Are you the type of person who relishes in the misery of your fellow man? Then I've got a supercut for you! The fine folks at Next Movie have spliced together every sad moment from Robert De Niro's career. To be clear, I'm not talking about films like Rocky & Bullwinkle or Little Fockers, although... Read More
Remember when Zach Braff (a.k.a. that guy from Scrubs) wrote, directed, and starred in that movie about a struggling actor with an existential crisis who somehow ends up making out with Natalie Portman? Well, apparently he's had a pretty tough time finding rich people who want to give him money to make... Read More
In today's high-tech world of smart phones and Fleshlights, bell towers don't get a lot of positive attention. Back in the day, these structures were a great way to alert the masses to an imminent Viking attack or impending witch burning. But now, as anyone who lives near a church can tell you, the sound... Read More
I hate to be the bearer of bad news to you Futurama fans out there, but your show got cancelled. Again. Comedy Central announced this morning that the upcoming 7th season of the cult hit will be its last. Starting June 19, you'll have only 13 more chances to watch Fry, Bender, and the rest of the Planet... Read More
That’s a lofty claim, right there. As we know, the world of manly movies is littered with a vast array of rippling biceps, comically oversized firearms, ill-advised stubbly half-a-beards and motor vehicles colliding with other motor vehicles at high velocity with fatal, oftentimes highly flammable... Read More
The last movie Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn made together was The Wedding Crashers, which came out in 2005. That means there are people out there right now who can vote and drink beer (legally), but who were too young to see that movie (legally) in the theater. And if that makes you feel old, then you'll... Read More
Most fans already knew that Season 8 would be the last for Dexter, having received unofficial official news from both the show's executive producer and CBS president Les Moonves. Now, however, it's like official official, with word having come straight from the folks over at Showtime. So what do they... Read More
Well, Summer is nearly upon us and you know what that means: Studios rolling out every movie you probably want to see this year (and then dumping out all the garbage they know you don't at the very end of August). It's a big year for sequels and franchises--but let's be honest, every year is a big year... Read More
