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Genevieve Morton Bikini Hot, Jessica Simpson Cleavetastic, Bella Thorne Bare Booty Flashing Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I know there's been a lot of talk this week about the evils and mean-spiritedness and other less lovely things about social media. All probably true. But I try to keep my eye on the prize. The brass ring of celebrity sextastic and flesh that pervades social media specifically produced by the ladies themselves. I'm not sure if it entirely outweighs the bad, I just know it's really really good. Please don't anybody make it go away.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kaili Thorne showing off her top, Sofia Vergara cleave hot mama, Bella Thorne showing off her bare bikini clad cheeks, Genevieve Morton and her ample bosom of bikini heaven, Jessica Simpson pushing up her ta's for slender goodness, Jennifer Lopez showing off backside, Candice Swanepoel showing off frontside, Hilary Duff showing off cleavy goodness, and much much more. You owe it to the start of another heaven sent NFL season to check out each and every one of these social media self-shared candids. You will not be sorry. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Big Ta’s Bikini Top, Emily Ratajkowski Lingerie Show, and Sofia Vergara Wicked Hot Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, boy oh boy. The Internet just keeps getting better. With every increase in phishing and spam and craptastic that loads up the digital landscape, I try to remind myself on the positive side how we are living in a wonderful era of sextastic self promotion. Who knew there'd ever be a day when some of the hottest celebrities in the world would be regularly sharing photos of their bodies half naked for sheer show-off value? I dreamed it, and now it's actually come true. It truly is a blessed social-technical phenomenon.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the divine Emily Ratajkowski looking sultry in lingerie, Sofia Vergara and her veteran crazy hot body in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin showing off her ample bosom, Jen Selter and Michelle Lewin throwing down in beachy booty competition, Ashley Sky in smoking sextastic lingerie poses, Lucy Pinder and her stellar chesty goodness, Lindsay Lohan sideboob, and so much more. You owe it to the most giving gods who return NFL football to us each August to check out each and every one of these ridiculously enticing social media candids. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Booties, Jen Selter Crazy Hot Bikini Body, Rosa Acosta Divine Thumper Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I'm not so super at math, but I know we're somewhere right near the dead middle of summer. And the middle of summer means bikinis, bikinis here and there, bikinis everywhere. If you're a sextastic celebrity, you've spent many hours sweating at the gym, on the bike, and on various machines of athletic torture just to look  your best this time of year in your ever-ready bikini. And this is our time to make sure we capture the very best of them. It's sort of like my mandated community service, naturally unrelated to any peeping activity.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jen Selter and one outstanding bikini body, Rosa Acosta flashing her faptastic bikini thumper, Alessandra Ambrosio and friends showing off suntanning thong booty, Coco Austin in various states of deep cleavage, Nicki Minaj in her bikini promo pics, Genevieve Morton swimsuit perfection, Rose McGowan perfectly hot legs, and so much more. You owe it to the bikini goddesses of summer to check out each and every one of these solar sextastic bikini and breathtaking body revealing social media pics. Enjoy.

Jessica Lowndes Bikini Booty Hotness, Lady Gaga Flashing Bare Parts, Lea Michele Bikini Sextastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As celebrities are getting a little more frisky with the social media moderators not catching all the nekkid bits, expect a bit more from the celebrity showgirls in terms of getting away with things that would make Zuckerberg throw his strawberry milk into the fire in anger. It's definitely going to happen at some point as competition heats up to get the most eyeballs among selfies. What was once a novelty is now a fierce battle, with we, the gentleman oglers, the only certain winners.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Lady Gaga breaking many rules flashing nip and possibly lady nest in the mirror, Lea Michele sharing her hot bikini body from her vacation, Selena Gomez doing much the same in her bikini, Arianny Celeste going ring girl sextastic in her two piece, Elizabeth Gillies wicked hot, Irina Shayk bikini cleavy showoff, Jessica Lowndes and her friend Ashley Buckelew flashing crazy hot bikini asstastic at Arrowhead, and much much more. You owe it to the Apollo astronauts who pretended to land on that pretend light in the sky we all think is a moon forty-five years ago to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media candids. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Bikini Risque, Sasha Cohen Bikini Yoga, Kate Upton in Bed Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits just keep on coming. Anybody who thought self-promotion by way of hot selfies was going anywhere soon has clearly, and thankfully, been greatly mistaken. The numbers are only increasing, as is the competition to get noticed. The more we keep running this Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the more the ladies will be hot kitty fighting for attention. And, after all, that is clearly our intention. I love it when a plan comes together.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini hotness, Madison Pettis all grow'd up in a showy bikini, Kate Upton sultry in her bed, Kylie Jenner very daring bikini, Ashley Sky booty into wet heaven, Hilaria Baldwin sexy yoga posing, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga posing as well, Kelly Brook smoking cleavetastic, Jen Selter booty from the gods, and much much more. You owe it to Tim Howard and his sixteen saves to score a goal on each and every one of these hot social media shares. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Nipple, Bella Thorne Eats a Hot Dog, Sasha Cohen Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup was so big, I had to rent a warehouse just to store it in. Well, the Roundup plus my newly arrived mini-museum of beers from around the world. I tried to sign up for the girls from around the world club but it was out of my price range. Beer is a nice stand-in. And speaking of stand-ins, wow, the sextatstic celebrities stood in big time this week for racy, naughty, hot and heavy social media candids. I dare say this was the biggest week ever, but only because I can't wait for it to be topped.

This week's Roundup includes Bella Thorne being teasy Bella Thorne, Sasha Cohen in a bikini, Selena Gomez bikini, Jo-Jo Levesque busty bikini, Emily Ratajkowski cleavy, Kelly Osbourne booty, Pia Mia Perez cleavy, and much much more. You owe it to the 1-0 World Cup loss slide-into the next round by the USMNT to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media self-candids. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Cleavage, Kelly Brook and Miley Cyrus Almost Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The social media skin reveals almost happen faster than I can keep my neck from creaking out of control. Whoosh. There goes another one. The girls are taking the jobs away from the paparazzi, saying, you might get a shot of me out in the streets, but here I am in my bedroom wearing even less, so, there, take that. And, boy, do I take that. Just weave through today's weekly highlight of the best of social media celebrity skin.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka in a cleavy swimsuit, Jen Selter perfect bodacious booty, Miley Cyrus barely covering her funbags, Kelly Brook even more barely covering her super plump yams, Ariana Grande showing off sweet cleave, Renee Olstead beach racktastic, Pia Mia Perez bikini show, McKayla Maroney in tight tights, and much more. You owe it to the summer solstice to check out each and every one of these crazy hot candid shares. Enjoy.