Every week I try to bring to you thirty or so of my favorite social media pictures of the week, published by the sextastic celebrities themselves. Every week I think to myself, man, what if they all suddenly get real jobs or hobbies and stop taking photos of themselves half-nekkid? This is the kind of fear I live with so you don’t have to. I’m kind of a celebrity skin martyr. Fortunately, my bikini is half empty mentality has never come to pass. The bikinis are definitely more than half full this week, along with the poetic bodily passion inducements of some of the more prodigious personal photo posters in all of Tinsel Town.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ireland Baldwin in some snug little bikini bottoms, Bella Thorne showing off her own bikini form, Miranda Kerr ever super hot bodied, Christina Milian poking and proud, Katy Perry bikini and cleavy looks, Nicki Minaj flashing lingerie clad curves, and much much more. You owe it to those who won’t be coming home from Walmart on Black Friday to check out each and every one of these sweet sextastic self-candids and turn that frown upside down. Enjoy
Oh, what a tangle web we weave when first we set about to show off our wicked hot bodies on social media candids. Well, posed candids for the most part. And that tangled web is welcome to sticky me into submission any time it likes. Just when I have nightmares that the hot babes in babeland might suddenly turn off the hot picture sharing spigot, nope, it fires that much harder. Must be all the pressure. I can totally relate.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the lovely and un-photo-touched Beyonce showing off her MILtastic form, Arianny Celeste with some deep deep cleavage, Hayden Panettiere exhibiting preggo minxy bikini fashions, Courtney Stodden pimping the cans in the red, white and blue, Lea Michele posing in a bustier, Pia Mia Perez flashing her teen booty, Elisabetta Canalis bikini time beach fun, and much much more. You owe it to the good men and women who make the best beverage known to mankind — beer — to check out each and every one of these mindblowing bits of social media goodness. Enjoy.
Naturally, the sextastic celebrities were eager to share their Halloween dress up showy shots this past week on social media, along with an assortment of lovely bits of booty and booby and cleavy skin filed god fun times. All in the name of being a giving spirit and naturally nothing to do with shameless self-promotion. Not that we ever judge motivations here at Egotastic! Just the faps, ma’am, just the faps.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner working her model booty, Jen Selter double working her even bigger thumper, Kaili Thorne provocative modeling pics on Instagram, Christina Aguilera Halloween cleavetastic, Christina Milian bikini good times, Elle Fanning secret sailor, Rihanna Halloween night chesty show, Chrissy Teigen showy in the home palace and much much more. You owe it to yet another failed season of Fantasy Football to check out each and every one of these dramatically delicious celebrity skin shares. You can thank me later. With money or candy. Enjoy.
Every week it seems the girls of the ego are desperate to be approved of on Egotastic, which is not the least bit desperate, and every bit wonderfully awesome. As it turns out, we have a couple or three guys who delight in seeing these ladies sharing their self-published flesh for the sole purpose of you saying how hot they are and them feeling all warm and fuzzy inside and hopefully showing off more the next time. Our own sextastic ecosystem right here online. How lovely.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Charlotte McKinney and her boobtastic of glory, Jen Selter and her world class thumper, LeAnn Rimes bikini beach candid, Anastasia Ashley wicked hot surfer girl pics, Nicole Scherzginer super flexible, Emily Ratajkowski two piece allure, Bar Refaeli outright passion inducement, and much much more. You owe it to every single piece of barfed out candy corn this weekend to check out each and every one of these faptastic social media shares. I promise, they will lift your spirits. Enjoy.
Holy hot social media views, Batman. This week is beyond a bevy of the loveliest among us, well, the most sextastic among us at least, sharing photos of themselves online because they are quite certain the rest of us need our fix. And, we do. So this works out super well. What’s sort of surprising is that the girls who were caught up in the hacker funbag scandal continue to post racy photos of themselves, almost as if the intense trauma of millions of men knowing you look absolutely crazy hot nekkid has passed, at least a little.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kelly Brook candidly hot in a bikini, Courtney Stodden barely covering her bare body and jugs, Aly Michalka natural bikini hotness, Crystal Hefner showing off her fine female form, both Kaili Thorne and Dani Thorne holding their own ta’s on Instagram, Sarah Hyland swimsuit cleavetastic, Coco big booty asstastic, Emily Ratajkowski covering her own pears, Adrianne Curry turned around nekkid, and much much more. You owe it to hot female school teachers thinking about after school lessons with their teen students to check out each and every one of these ridiculously wicked social media shares. Enjoy.
Oh, my oh my. You wouldn’t hardly know that summer is well behind us from the bounty of self-published celebrity photos emanating voluntarily from the cell phones and tablets of some of the world’s hottest celebrities. It’s like a river of hotness that keeps on flowing. Though we should still be mindful to recycle our plastic bottles and re-use condoms. I’m actually not sure that last part is recommended.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste cleavy super goodness, Bella Thorne working out her Disney movie parts, Jen Selter and her amazing asstastic, Miley Cyrus in various states of undress, Crystal Hefner boobtastic and fine, Charlotte McKinney bosomy pressed bosoms, Beyonce in hot leather shorts, and much much more. You owe it to the hot nurses prepping for Halloween parties to check out each and every one of these skin filled social media share pics. That’s an order. Enjoy.
And the hits and things that rhyme with hits just keep on coming. What a world we live in. The evil dictator of North Korea is missing while tons and tons of hot celebrity social media candids are very much present. I love this tradeoff. And it only promises to get better and better as camera technology and social media one click impulse posting continues to evolve.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Chrissy Teigen nipple show in a see-through top, Jen Selter and her amazing thumper, Arianny Celeste killing it with cleavage, Chelsea Handler chest puppy escape, Emily Ratajkowski crazy sextastic, Jessica Lowndes perfect bikini body, Rhian Sugden getting wet in a bikini, Charlotte McKinney preposterously positioned melons, Anastasia Ashley beach booty showdowns, and much much more. You owe it to my very own resurgent fantasy football team, the Ball Kickers, to check out each and every one of these steamy hot social media shares. Enjoy.