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Kylie Jenner Showing Off, Nicki Minaj Deep Boobtastic, Selena Gomez Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

They do share the social media candids in all shapes and sizes these days. Not to mention levels of maturity. Everybody is doing it. Peer pressure really is the best thing ever invented, is it not? Well, along with publicists and permissive parents. This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of self-published goodies of the smoking hot celebrity variety.

This week's roundup includes Nicki Minaj showing off almost all of what she's got, Jennette McCurdy flashing legs, Selena Gomez cleavage shot, Victoria Beckham down top view, Kylie Jenner showing off her teen model body, older sister Kim Kardashian previewing her wedding night, AJ Michalka in a pink bikini, Sarah Hyland bikini boobtastic, and much much more. You owe it to Lonnie Ballentine, Mr. Irrelevant as the last player picked in the NFL Draft, to check out each and every single one of these desirable and faptastic shares. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Lesbionics, McKayla Maroney Bikini Hotness, and Aly Michalka Sweet Chesty Goodness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I'm no investment genius, but if ten years ago somebody had told me, I'm working on a technology that allows hot young women the opportunity to, within a matter of seconds, upload digital photos of themselves showing off for millions of men to see instantly and around the globe, I'd have thrown all of my eighty dollars life savings into that startup. I suppose there are other users for Twitter and Instagram and the like, but that exhibitionist girls thing is what powers the motor for those ventures. And rightfully so. Thankfully, I did get in early to Friendster, so I'm pretty set.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Olympic darling McKayla Maroney showing off in bikinis, Aly Michalka super sized funbags barely in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin making out with her special new 'friend', Anastasia Ashley and her crazy hot bikini body, Naya Rivera showing off in Cabo, Heidi Klum sucking on a popsicle, Chrissy Teigen mounting one lucky bear, and much much more. You owe it the hair of the dog that literally bit you on Cinco de Mayo to check out each and every one of these passion inducing social media candids. Enjoy.

Coco Austin Bare Crackalacking, Jennette McCurdy Hourglass Posing, Elizabeth Gillies Deep Cleave Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's time to unveil the week's worth of the best of the social media candids posted by the hotties themselves this past week. But, before we do, I'd like to take a moment to honor the seemingly heaven-sent combination of celebrity ego and universal access to digital media technology that combine to create this incredibly faptastic moment of cultural significance. Even but ten years ago, this couldn't possibly have been imagined. A phone, in my hand, flipping through photos of half nekkid sextastic celebrities that they distributed directly to me? We are living in blessed times I tell you. Everyday is Thanksgiving.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jennette McCurdy easing back into showoff mode, Elizabeth Gillies in some surprisingly revealing candids, Irina Shayk playing gotcha with her own twin perfections, busty Francia Raisa bikini posing, Ashley Benson in her own cleavy bikini showdown, Ashley Tisdale showing off her tanned bikini boody, Dani Thorne showing off deep cleave, and much much more. You owe it to Donald Sterling's poor, innocent, victim of a young mistress to check out each and every one of these self published selfie sextastics. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Crazy Hot Cleavage, Jennette McCurdy Shapely Tease, Candice Swanepoel Bunny Goodness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Selfies are picking up speed and skin with near the speed of light. Even somewhat reticent celebs now realize that if you want to remain relevant, you better remain half-nekkid in plenty of shared social media pics. I love this new publicity must. It used to be attending all the right parties and summering in Newport. Now it's flashing your sweet boobtastic and tight buns in amateur candids you share with your audience as a regular part of your daily life. Just a few years ago, you had to find a smart computer kid with hacking skills to get these very same insider looks. This is called progress.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj flashing her stellar deep cleave, Candice Swanepoel removing her clothes for Easter, Jennette McCurdy back in curvaceous body sharing mode, Irina Shayk showing she's a boobtastic contender, Victoria Justice flashing an unusually large amount of cleave, Margot Robbie bikini goodness, Bar Refaeli bikini madness, and much much more. You owe it to all those people on Antiques Roadshow who steal their old neighbor's attic crap to check out each and every one of these passion inducing social pose-downs. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Covered Topless, Francia Raisa Bikini Awesomeness, And Anastasia Ashley’s Cleavage Valley Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

This weeks Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is a sampler platter, nay, a cornucopia of hottness. The famous ladies took to social media this week to show off their goodies. As the weather gets nicer the bikinis, sundresses, and skimpy gear are getting pulled out of the closet again. No need to fly to Cabo when you can just drive down to the coast. It truly is a magical time of year when the hotties come out of their clothes like bunnies emerging from a long winter's hibernation.

This week we have Miley Cyrus barely covering her yum yums with her arm, Anastasia Ashley crushing her lucky dog with her bosoms, Francia Raisa wearing a bikini that is smaller than her earrings, Irina Shayk swimming in a barely there bikini with some pigs, Kaili Thorne thrashing around nekkid but covered in some sheets, Vanessa Hudgens dressed like a scantily clad hippie at Coachella, and Hillary Duff making out with a killer whale. Spring has sprung!

Kendall Jenner Booty, Aubrey O’Day Bikini Hotness, Amanda Bynes Bikini Showoff Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Everything is awesome, to quote the Lego Movie, since the invention of social media combined with the inherent need for attention of so many of our most sextastic celebrity hotties. The girls just can't stop sharing themselves and their hot posing bodies with their fans and Internet audiences. This is perhaps one of the best addictions ever, at least from our ogling standpoint. I can't imagine it getting even better, yet I know it will.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner flashing her bum, Amanda Bynes back into bikinis, Melissa Joan Hart in a surprising bikini pic, Tara Reid on the beaches of Australia, Arianny Celeste two piece hotness, Aubrey O'Day killer tanning shots, Kaley Cuoco bikini'd up, and much much more. You owe it to the Sun God Ra who first encouraged girls to get outside under Mother Sun to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social candids. Enjoy.

The Jenner Girls in Bikinis, Adrienne Curry Bikini, and Hilaria Baldwin Suggestive Yoga Poses Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Nobody was going to beat the Kardashians and Jenners this week in terms of sheer bikini social media sharing. Filming their insipid TV show at a $150K a week luxury vacation rental in Thailand, that merch pimping family was not going to share nearly every single moment of their girls gone wild for cable dollars overseas adventure. Hey, they kind of own the social side of the Internet, like it or not. When they go full scale photo war, it consumes almost all matter in the universe.

Besides, Khloe Kardashian, Leah Jenner (Brody's wife), Kylie Jenner, and Kendall Jenner showing off, this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Hilaria Baldwin showing off her flexible goodies, Adrienne Curry flexing her bikini muscles, Kaili Thorne serious side boobage, Nina Agdal looking mighty sexy, Chantal Jeffries showing off her funbags, Lady Gaga flashing cleavage, and much much more. You owe it to every jerkwad who was still trying to pull April Fool's jokes at 6pm on the 1st to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media share. Enjoy.