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Victoria Justice Body Suit, Danni Minogue Busty Bikini, and Ireland Baldwin Doggy Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Just on an immediate note: the Victoria Justice body suit photo remains somewhat 'unconfirmed' as to authenticity. It surely looks kind of sort of real, but its origins are still a tad bit under investigation, so don't cry me a river if you find out in a week that you've been spending quality time alone with this photo and it turns out to be somewhat doctored. That being said, on with the show...

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Danni Minogue looking busty bikini hot, Rihanna being teasy, Ireland Baldwin flashing her newly professional bikini model body, Jessica Alba in a bikini with friends, Emily Osment in an oddly filtered bikini pic, and much much more. You owe it to the hot mole above Cindy Crawford's lip that you've wanted to lick for years now to check out each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Nekkid Bunny, Ireland Baldwin Bikini, and Coco Barely Covered Curves Lead the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Wow, just wow this week on the self-published pictures from some of our favorite sextastic celebrities. This thing is becoming a big thing with the rise of Instagram and other services that make pointing, clicking, uploading, and sharing your hot female ego with the world all so much simpler. Thank God for technology.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ireland Baldwin tall and bikini clad, Kendall Jenner laying down bikini sunning, Coco flashing all ten acres of her curvy parts, Emily Ratajkowski nekkid for Easter, not to mention Stephanie Pratt and Ashley Sky in bikinis, and much much more. You owe it to the IRS (yes, people, get those tax forms in) to peruse each and every one of these fine pics. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Butt Bends, Sasha Cohen Bikini Hotness, and Sarah Hyland Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, what a week to have eyeballs. Blessed be. For that you can gaze upon the Hollywood hotties snapping hot photos of themselves and their friends in various states of half-dressed repose. I suppose some will cite the rapid rise of women revealing themselves on social media channels as a sign of the forthcoming downfall of society. I mostly like to just think of it as completely and totally awesome. To each their own.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ariana Grande fashion showoff, Sasha Cohen bikini cartwheels, Miley Cyrus sticking out her Cyrus can, Sofia Vergara experimenting as a blonde, a bunch of Ashley Sky exhibitionism, Kendall Jenner bare tummy, and much much more. You owe it to whoever taught you to blow proper bubbles with your gum to review each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

SueLyn Medeiros T&A Vacation Photos Really Are the Best

(Big props to EgoReader 'Steven J.' for the head's up on these photos.)

I went to Paris a few years ago and I took two photos. One of the Eiffel Tower slightly out of focus, and one of a gypsy boy in a train station running away with my wallet to show the police. I'm not much of a vacation photographer. In sharp, or make that soft and round contrast, oft-troubled curvaceous model SueLyn Medeiros is quite the visual documenter of her getaway time. And thank god for that.

Suelyn is down in her Brazilian home country on a sun and fun bikini vacation and she just had to share amazingly oiled down S-shaped photos of her chest and bottom cleave. It's quite the sun-laden hot-bodied curvy lady show. Some of you may not survive. But, for those who do, I'll show you the Eiffel Tower slightly out of focus. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Panties Flash, Blake Lively Bikini Hotness, and Bar Refaeli Working Out Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Wow, what a week for the sextastic celebrities bringing the heat of the camera lens upon themselves. Maybe it's because Spring has sprung, or maybe it's just because egos only grow with sunlight, but some of our very favorite hotties took some amazing photos of their own hot selves this past week and just had to share them with their adoring fans. Whoever tried to raise a generation of girls not needing public affirmation of your looks, to be honest, you have failed. Thankfully.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Christina Milian bikini body madness, Kendall Jenner leggy teen hotness, Blake Lively bikini sextastic, Sara Jean Underwood tight little dress upskirt, Bar Refaeli sweating for her body, Rosa Acosta looking curvy as ever, Hayden Panettiere looking minxy as ever, and a ton more. You owe it to the tree gods of the Vernal Equinox to gaze upon each and every one of these springing forth self-publish pictures. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Mostly Nekkid, Nicki Minaj Cleavetastic, and Ashley Tisdale Bikini Butt Shot Highlight The Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As we close out the winter season, we do so knowing that what is often considered the most frigid times of the year turned out to be some of the hottest on record. And, no, not thanks to global warming or whatever it's being called these days since its makeover. But thanks to a tremendous several months of self-published hotness on the part of our favorite celebrities. Girls so hot, they just have to share themselves with the world. It's not a curse, it's a blessing, for us at least.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj flashing major bikini cleavage, Ashley Tisdale showing off a little bikini butt cleave of her own, Candice Swanepoel flashing buns of steel, Chrissy Teigen getting sprayed down blurred nekkid, Draya Michele swimsuit boobtastic, Rosa Acosta squatting asstastic, and so much more. You owe it St. Patrick to drink til you puke green, and to check out every single one of these wicked hot Twitpics. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos, Elle Goulding, Emily Ratajkowski, and Ali Larter All in Bikinis for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Wow, it's still winter here in the Northern Hemisphere, but you wouldn't know it from the large volume of celebrity bikini and swimsuit pictures being self-published by attention seeking rich and famous this week on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Not that we're complaining, who wants to see your favorite hotties in snow parkas and oversized scarves? Why that ensemble has practically killed our lust for Jessica Alba. No, we need skin, beneath the sun, or just skin anywhere, and we are a happy people.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Maria Menounos bikini pictures, and Ali Larter providing the same two piece glimpse, Kendall Jenner looking all grown up, Miranda Kerr covered topless, Rihanna flashing her bare bottom, and much much more. You owe it to the Power of Greyskull to check out each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

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