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Andrea Lausevic Black And White and Topless All Over For Bambi Magazine

 
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There’s an explosion of hotness talent coming on display from the former Eastern Europe, with models baring their beautiful bodies in increasingly widespread magazine moving more and more to the forefront. As it should be. Let the cream rise to the top. As it were. Hide the children just in case.

Andrea Lausevic declares her body beautiful in the new edition of Bambi Magazine and indeed she is one amazing looking specimen of femininity. I lust me some alluring women with super fine funbags parading and preening in black and white. It makes me feel like I’m a museum, a museum where I can drink beer in my La-Z-Boy while leering. So, the best museum ever yet to be invented. Andrea, you are one inspiring woman. I can’t wait to see what comes next. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Bambi Magazine

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Paula Bulczynska Topless Peeks at Perfect Teats For P Magazine

 
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I happen to be a mega fan of crazy hot Polish models with absolutely mesmerizing au natural racktastic bodies. I know, another just me thing. But take a gander at the wanton lust inducing pictorial of Paula Bulczynska in P Magazine. Just simply outstanding, outrageous, and nearly out of bounds given what a wholesome family style site I try to run here. God forbid the children see beautiful nude shots and start mainlining Pixie sticks and fornicating someday.

Once again I’d like to point out that the creation of visual wonderments can rely entirely on a skilled photographer, a camera, and a super hot woman. Everything else is just static really. Not that I mean to take jobs away from those ten other people who run around magazine photo shoot sets screaming and smoking and sometimes crying, but honestly, join the merchant marines and see the world a bit. Leave the naturally sextastic to do their thing for the lens. Just like Paula. Simply amazing. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Emanuele Ferrari For P Magazine

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Charlotte McKinney Topless in Alleged Leaked Photos

 
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I’m not so sure about this. I’ve seen these photos and there’s only one that looks quite like Charlotte McKinney as I’ve happened to memorize her mind, boobies, and soul. But one does quite look like her. See if you can tell which. The others, well, you can CSI them. As always with randomly appearing naked celebrity selfies, I advise you to look, but don’t touch. Okay, you can touch too.

Here’s the best current safe site to SEE ALL THE ALLEGED CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY PHOTOS. I put that in ALL BOLD CAPS because I’m channeling my inner tween texting girl. Also, you really should look. Investigate. Enjoy.

Amanda Nekkid Hot Beneath the Petals

 
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Photographer Alessandro Casagrande knows how to capture the beauty of the beautiful ladies. Purple Diary loves to showcase the models that make men tingle. The combination with model Amanda in Milan leads to the truly eye popping topless wonderments of one stupendously hot female form. Right down to the rose petals cover up Amanda’s, well, budding rose.

I feel like I’ve been in lust with sextastic nekkid women since forever. Though realistically, it’s only been since kindergarten. Hey, some people learn to read or write at an early age, I picked up on other things. You don’t necessarily win the same awards for your parents wall, but you do feel rather warm inside. Amanda, you make me feel that warmth one again. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Alessandro Casagrande For Purple Diary

Stefanie Knight Loses Her Bikini Top On A Photoshoot In Malibu

 
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Bikini babe Stafanie Knight went sans top for a photoshoot for storied purveyors of expensive water and hot chicks 138 Water. She starts off with a top that can barely contain her massive boobage. Her yabbos are just too big for a mere piece of cloth. That’s when she decides to take it off and reveal nature’s goodness. Sweet Jesus, is there ever some amazing racktastic in these pics. As if all of that amazing boobie fun wasn’t enough, you’ve also got some tight shots of her perfect booty. Her cheeks are a thing of beauty. They should be bronzed and hung up in an art museum. Or better yet, they could come over to my house and I could play with it for a while. Either way.

What I do know is that all of this ogling her boobs and bum are making me thirsty. Maybe I’ll have a 138…hey…their advertising works. Good job, ad men.

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Emma Glover Tush and Ta-Ta Blessed Topless Peeks In Her Spandex Bottoms

 
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If the question is, how can woman’s stretch pants get any hotter, I think the ridiculously hot and body blessed Emma Glover just gave the Jeopardy answer of, take a long good look.

Emma Glover isn’t just a lovely British bird, she’s a faptastic force of alluring nature. When she gets to stripping out of her top and into just her Spandex leggings, well, the universal clock might as well stop ticking because all time for me has become irrelevant. Perhaps shocked back into reality by the sight of her bare cheeky bottom making a flash visit. My, oh, my, how one young woman can captivate millions of men with the simplest of surroundings. Emma, you are one bodacious bit of awesome. Please inform the other magazines to stop ruining visuals with oodles of props and sets and makeup and wardrobe. This is perfect. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Skin Tight Glamour

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Game Of Thrones Is Back! Keri Russell Bare Booty Cheeks And Deborah Ann Woll Sideboob Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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Blessed days when Game of Thrones returns to the small screen. Not only is it one amazing show but it’s typically chock full of super hotties getting super nekkid for the love of Westeros and such. While none of the main stars took it off for the Season Five premiere episode, there as some lovely bits of GOT topless brothel moments not to be full frontal missed.

Joining GOT in the Boob Tube Roundup, a bit of bare, but pasties (boo) covered nuggets from Deborah Ann Woll in the premiere episode of Daredevil, Keri Russell baring her slender booty and lingerie covered body in The Americans, and Caitriona Balfe in even more making of the sexy topless moments in Outlander. It’s good to be king. Though the Iron Throne sounds regally uncomfortable. I’ll stick to my chambers with the queen’s maids, thank you kindly. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Outlanders” Starz/”The Americans” FX/”Game Of Thrones” HBO/”Daredevil” Netflix

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