Swimsuits

Selena Gomez Wet Cleavy Goodness in a Swimsuit

Selena Gomez is no longer getting all grow’d up. She’s there. The petite minxy brunette and belusted Latina diva may always be on the girlish side, but there’s no doubt she’s now got the allure of a fully locked and loaded pistol of a woman, featured in and featuring herself in various looks of mature delight.

In these shots from Jake Bailey, Selena shows off her coming out of the water bathing suit hottie look that she has nearly perfected. Just to remind you what going on vacation with her might look like, well, if she brought along her makeup artist and wardrobe stylist. I’d allow that, though I would insist they stay in separate rooms. I don’t need witnesses to the awesome power of my love making, even when I’m alone. Te amo, Selena. You will always be my little slice of sultry heaven. Enjoy.

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Liv Tyler Adjusts Straps On Polka Dot Swimsuit In Miami

The lovely Liv Tyler was spotted adjusting the straps on her sexy polka dot swimsuit in Miami. She’s got some killer cleav and one can only imagine the delights that could be glimpsed when she lifted up her top ever so slightly. I’ve been a fan of those perky chest puppies since way back in the day. When I was in high school way back in the mid-90′s, Liv starred in some videos for her dad’s band that were pretty darn sexy. It was then that I, along with every straight dude in America, fell in love with her. Also, you got a nice gander at her sexy legs. I remember envying Ben Aflleck for getting to touch those legs and make out with her in Armageddon. Some guys have all the luck.

Liv should really think about doing more movies scantily clad. I think it would be good for her career. Let’s put it this way, it rarely hurts it.

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Doutzen Kroes Bends Over in a Perfectly Fitting Swimsuit

Doutzen Kroes in a swimsuit is a thing. Doutzen Kroes bending over forward and back in the same swimsuit, that’s a big thing. This perfect piece of Victoria’s Secret modeling sextastic looks spectacular in any old bit of rag, but linger or swimsuits are where she makes her bones, not to mention those of many a gentleman ogler along the beach. A few years back Doutzen quietly slipped from hottie into MILFtastic land without missing a single beat or hint of visual wonderment. Her amazing body and alluring looks and a booty that simply is small and powerful adds up to a whole greater than any sum of its parts. I’m sure she’s here mostly to play with her kids. But they had their turn on her teat. How about stepping aside you selfish creatures and letting some of us beseechers have a go. Your mommy belongs to the world. Someday you’ll understand. Enjoy. Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Megan Fox Returns to the Sextastic for a Swimsuit Sweet Bit of Pimping

Oh, Foxy. How I have missed you. Megan Fox takes long sabbaticals from showing off her stellar form and passion inducing looks because she has little babies and kids to care for or something silly like that. I think somebody needs to tell Megan this is why God invented nannies for hot women. Alas, she has disappeared heavily from the visual wonderment scene, though her legacy in her brief span was truly something to behold.

Every now and then Megan Fox comes out and about for a role or a paycheck and turns the heat back on to full red level warning signs. Like this pictorial for a Korean skin care line which I’m not sure compels me to want to buy any skin care products, save perhaps for a big bottle of a comforting hand lotion. Perhaps that’s what they’re selling. In which case, genius. There’s nothing that can’t be better pimped with the help of Megan Fox in a swimsuit. Sex sells. Never have truer words been spoken. Enjoy.

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Kylie Jenner Models Swimwear On A Balcony In Hollywood

The gorgeous scion of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kylie Jenner, decided to try on some swimsuits on a balcony in Hollywood. Sure, she could have gone to a changing room or just gone inside, but why do that when you can share the gift of your gargantuan boobage with the world. I do so like ta-tas al fresco. I’ve said before that Kylie is my favorite member of this family of hotties. I think she’s effing hot as hell. Sure, she doesn’t have the booty of the magnitude of Kim or Khloe but that’s OK. She’s still got a tremendous caboose. Frankly, I wouldn’t know what to do with a butt like Kim’s. Put a drink on it? Rest my head on it like a pillow?

No, I prefer Kylie’s smaller but still huge attributes. I am a man of simple needs.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavetastic Swimsuits for Esquire

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley isn’t a half bad looking lady. I’d probably let her take me to the movies on Saturday night if she asked me nicely, or if she asked me roughly and ‘the movies’ meant she was going to film herself abusing me in all sorts of sexually humiliating ways in her condo with the double sounded-boarded walls. Fifty Shades of awesome. I have the ability to cry on the outside, Rosie, most men can’t claim that.

The Britty hottie model did a basic little cleavetastic swimsuit pictorial for Esquire U.K, because these are the things asked of you when you’re ridiculously hot and look passion inducing in a swimsuit. Somebody’s got to fill this tough job. Rosie’s just the gal to do it. So much moxie, not to mention one perfect fine female form. The combo is deadly. Like staring into the sun, assuming you wanted to have biblical relations with the sun. I can take no more. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Esquire UK

Zoe Kravitz Shows Off Booty Cheeks In A Swimsuit While In Miami

Sexy vixen Zoe Kravitz was hanging out on the beach in Miami with her lovely thumper out for all the world to see. She has one of those booties that just makes you want to reach out and give it a squeeze. I bet that would be endlessly satisfying. Her booty should have a whip sound effect going every time she shakes it, that’s the caliber of caboose we’re talking about. She’s also got a pretty nice rack, but then again that’s no surprise. She looks a lot like her mom Lisa Bonet who I have had a major crush on since I was a kid watching the Cosby Show. If anything Zoe is even more good-looking than her mom which is a pretty epic feat.

I really need to get down to Miami. Yeah, Yeah to see my Cuban relatives but really because it’s one of the few places in the U.S. where women are still wearing swimsuits.

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