Claudia Romani, The Italian Flag Swimsuit, and One Fine Thumper

I'm beginning to think Claudia Romaniand her perfectly plump behind and I are getting somewhere. I received these photos in my mailbox I believe to be sent by Claudia's hind-side in order to tease me into some kind of lasting proposal. It's definitely working. I can barely move a muscle while my eyes are trained on the boot of this wicked wanton brunette from The Boot. I become paralyzed with thoughts of gentle spankings and all-over-loofah butt washes. Truly these are the happiest thoughts of my daily existence.

Someday, when society's laws have caught up to the primal lust shared between myself and Claudia Romani's killer tush, we shall become united as one with lots of candles and cheers and cheap booze we're pretending isn't so cheap. I shall wait for that day here in my Chair of Patience. But not much longer I hope. I can't stand it. Stupid chair isn't working. Enjoy.