Billie and Sam Faiers Make A Splash With All Of Their Sexy Friends

The last time I went to a party on the beach with my friends it wasn't all that much fun. It was kind of cloudy, no one thought to bring a frisbee, and no one really wanted to get in the water. It was kind of lame. The most lame part of all is that Billie and Sam Faiers weren't there.

Billie and Sam Faiers know how to throw a party, they bring everything one needs to have a great day at the beach. They bring their sexy friends, their fantastic cleavage, their sexiest swimwear, yep I would say that all other beach parties are nothing more than holding a sparkler over a puddle without Billie and Sam Faiers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that we all can't have Billie and Sam Faiers come to our beach parties. If that was the case, none of us would ever leave the party. We'd do whatever we could to keep Billie and Sam Faiers on the beach.

I know I'm setting a high bar for beach parties, but if you really want to have a good time you need the sexiness of Billie and Sam Faiers. That's just a fact. I guess you could take your phone and look at Billie and Sam Faiers having on the beach the whole time, that might make the next beach party fun.

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