bill-swift - January 6, 2015
Joanna Krupa is being paid by the Seminole Hard Rock in Florida to hang out through the New Year's holiday and basically just look sextastic. Hang by the pool in a form fitting swimsuit, gamble at the tables, party in the clubs. It's quite a gig. And I'd say they make an excellent choice. If you're going to lose your rent money and kids college fund somewhere, why not the place where Joanna is showing off her faptastic body and smiling like everything's going to be okay. I usually just get a grumpy old dude with a mustache telling me too bad, I made some poor choices, then throwing me out of the casino.
I've lusted Joanna Krupa since our eyes first met, well, since my eyes met her photos, then eventually in person. You could do far worse than lining her up to be you're everybody-very-happy girl pimping your hotel casino. I'd pack my bags if it weren't for these silly interstate travel restrictions. Damn you ankle bracelet! Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash
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