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Kristin Cavallari Swimsuit Pictures Flash Some Pregnant Peachiness Down Mexico Way

By Bill Swift | March 13, 2012 @ 10:28 am
Kristin Cavallari Black Swimsuit in Cabo San Lucas
Kristin Cavallari Black Swimsuit in Cabo San Lucas
Kristin Cavallari Black Swimsuit in Cabo San Lucas
Kristin Cavallari Black Swimsuit in Cabo San Lucas
Kristin Cavallari Black Swimsuit in Cabo San Lucas
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As you know, Kristin Cavallari done got herself knocked up during her brief reconciliation with former fiance and NFL starting QB, Jay Cutler, and now the former Hills star is beginning to swell with future child support pride, her well-documented hot body remaining a glow with child as she showed off in a swimsuit on vacation in Cabo San Lucas.

We may question Kristin's motives, but we will never protest seeing more skin on this hot young thing, even as she prepares to enter into the hallowed and not-surprisingly sticky halls of MILFdom. I think we can assume we won't be seeing a Super Size Me blow up as we are now witnessing with Jessica Simpson. Enjoy.

TAKES THIS BODY, TURN IT INTO A MAMA, EQUALS INSTANT MILF
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Lola Ponce Brings Argentinean Diva Heat to South Florida

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2012 @ 12:04 pm
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
Lola Ponce Black Swimsuit Pictures in Miami
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Unless you're a Latin music fan and or you just like hot chicks who can sing, you may not have heard of big time Argentinean recording artist, and, of course, model/actress Lola Ponce, but, what better way to make a new friend than to see them splashing about in the ocean in Miami flashing their swimsuit bodies.

I'm told by our readers down Buenos Aires way that Lola Ponce is big time shizz down in Sudamericana; if she continues to flash a sweet body and asstastic like this in public, expect her soon to be conquering the North. Enjoy.

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Maria Shriver and Katherine Schwarzenegger Showing Off by the Pool in Los Cabos

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2012 @ 8:22 am
Maria Shriver Swimsuit Pictures in Los Cabos
Maria Shriver Swimsuit Pictures in Los Cabos
Katherine Schwarzenegger Bikini Pictures in Los Cabos
Maria Shriver Swimsuit Pictures in Los Cabos
Katherine Schwarzenegger Bikini Pictures in Los Cabos
Maria Shriver Swimsuit Pictures in Los Cabos
Maria Shriver Swimsuit Pictures in Los Cabos
Katherine Schwarzenegger Bikini Pictures in Los Cabos
Maria Shriver Swimsuit Pictures in Los Cabos
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Sometimes the business of celebrity skin can be a troublesome one. So for those of you who have trouble seeing all body types as beautiful, people like my capoeira partner, Sherman Frantangelo, who still uses the word 'dame' in everyday conversation, well, look away young man because the Schwarzenegger women in swimsuits and bikinis are upon us.

First, let me say, finding our your husband or dad has been secretly banging the hard looking housekeeper behind everybody's back and now has a teen love child featuring Arnie's chin, well, heck, I'd have my ass planted in the Ice Cream & Frozen Novelties aisle at the grocery store until my fat ass passed the maximum load limit for the motorized shopping scooters. The point being, cut Maria Shriver and daughter Katherine Schwarzenegger a little break, as the two took their own break down in Los Cabos, the former in her swimsuit, and the latter in a bikini, catching some rays and trading fond stories of yore, only to realize that in most of their family stories now where dad was heading upstairs to change his clothes, he was actually planting his Austrian sausage in dear sweet Mildred. Enjoy.

MARIA, I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS IN A MINUTE
Maria Shriver in Workout Clothes
Maria Shriver in Workout Clothes
Maria Shriver in Workout Clothes
Maria Shriver in Workout Clothes
Maria Shriver in Workout Clothes
Maria Shriver in Workout Clothes
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Vanessa Hudgens Swimsuit Sideboob and Poolside Passion Play

By Bill Swift | December 30, 2011 @ 8:42 am
Vanessa Hudgens Poolside in Miami Showing Some Skin
Vanessa Hudgens Poolside in Miami Showing Some Skin
Vanessa Hudgens Poolside in Miami Showing Some Skin
Vanessa Hudgens Poolside in Miami Showing Some Skin
Vanessa Hudgens Poolside in Miami Showing Some Skin
Vanessa Hudgens Poolside in Miami Showing Some Skin
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First, let me say, congratulations to us for mostly being able to remove the lucky bastard boyfriend from these Vanessa Hudgens bathing suit pictures as the former High School Musical star spent most of her Miami poolside time yesterday dry humping her boyfriend atop a chaise lounge chair, the two young lusters nearly inseparable as they put on a bump and grind show for the rest of the vacationing set in their vicinity.

That tawdriness aside, and, trust, it's not nearly as tawdry as we know Vanessa can get, the sextastic little brunette who we usually only get to see these days in hoodies leaving yoga, did manage some skin and flesh show in her sideboob revealing bathing suit as she did the seductive dance for her young mate.

While Vanessa Hudgens seems to have left her drinking and clicking reveals behind her, we can only hope that 2012 brings at least one apple-tini and young lust fueled accidental publishing of some more personal pics, because we know Vanessa has a deep-seeded penchant for the puerile photos. Let us hope. Enjoy.

VANESSA HUDGENS HOT TO OGLE IN DETAILS MAGAZINE
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Edita Vilkeviciute Displays the Proper Care and Feeding of Awesome Swimsuit Bodies

By Bill Swift | December 15, 2011 @ 9:27 am
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
Edita Vilkeviciute with Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot
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(And, yes, that is a surprise guest appearance from Alessandra Ambrosio.)

As you may recall, Lithuanian sextastic model Edita Vilkeviciute has agreed to be my wife in one of the happiest days of my life. She hasn't accepted so much formally, or in writing, or face to face verbal communications, or by way of telephone or text, but rather with the looks in her eyes, her casual glances through the photographic lenses, and the obviously coquettish manner in which she keeps referring my endearing letters to Interpol. It's pretty much a solid 'yes' from all indications. She'll be wearing white, I'll be wearing protection. That's just how I roll on wedding day. 

The future former Mrs. Egotastic! continued her uber-hotness display in her latest swimsuit shoot for Victoria's Secret, where the long, lean, lanky blonde puts every inch of her ridiculously sextastic form to work in pimping out some swimsuits she'll obviously be taking along on our honeymoon, as if we'll be leaving the room.

It's not just that women as hot as Edita inspire men to greatness, it's that they thrust great fleshy hotness upon you. Enjoy.

EDITA VILKEVICIUTE LOOKS HOT IN ANYTHING, OR NOTHING AT ALL
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AnnaLynne McCord Provides Body Heat in Boobtastic Blue Swimsuit on Set of 90210

By Bill Swift | December 14, 2011 @ 10:24 am
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
AnnaLynne McCord Blue Swimsuit on the Set of 90210
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What these girls are doing on the sets of TV shows filming this December is downright deserving of a medal of some kind. One I'd like to pin on their bottoms for meritorious flashing of the skin during inclement weather.

AnnaLynne McCord threw her own sexy swimsuit body into the mix filming an absolutely plot-necessary jacuzzi scene for the craptastic 90210 TV show and we couldn't be more pleased. Sure, she might get a cold, perhaps a touch of the pneumonia, but a small price to pay for our ability to leer at the lean, hot body of our very favorite 90210 thespianic. 

ANNALYNNE MCCORD (AND ANGEL) YELLOW BIKINI MADNESS
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Adriana de Moura Sexy Swimwear Photoshoot Provides a Glimpse of Housewife Hotness

By Jon | November 9, 2011 @ 8:38 am
Adriana de Moura Swimwear Photoshoot
Adriana de Moura Swimwear Photoshoot
Adriana de Moura Swimwear Photoshoot
Adriana de Moura Swimwear Photoshoot
Adriana de Moura Swimwear Photoshoot
Adriana de Moura Swimwear Photoshoot
Adriana de Moura Swimwear Photoshoot
Adriana de Moura Swimwear Photoshoot
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Could it be there's actually a reason for dudes to watch one of the Real Housewives shows? Well, outside of the bitch slapping and quick-cut editing of cat-fights between drunken middle aged women warped by botulism injection, there's been little 'hot woman' reason why to watch the staged escapades of any of these housewives who don't really seem to be wives or moms or ever really at home. No reason until now that is. Adriana de Moura, the Brazilian born (and what a day for Sudamericana hotties by the way) 'housewife' featured on the Miami edition of the Bravo! fop-fest is downright hard not to leer, both in her on-show appearances, and more notably in her modeling work, including this swimwear photoshoot where the sextastic bodied art-dealer flashes her wifely pedigree.

Okay, so you get one free pass for watching this show, temporarily, and I still wouldn't tell the co-workers if I was you. Just keep it hidden in your shame closet next to your Boyz II Men CDs. Enjoy.

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