Jhene Aiko Hits The Beach Solo In Animal Print Thong

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aldo-vallon - December 2, 2018

It must be tough for celebrities to go incognito when they are covered in visible tattoos. Wearing a hat and sunglasses might be enough to cast some doubt in any spotter’s mind, but when you have ink, you have clear identifiers.

Even though I am not famous, I have found my tattoos holding me back in similar ways. If I ever follow through on robbing a bank I am going to have to make sure I wear long sleeves, otherwise the cops will pick me up in a day. That’s a big deal.

What’s the point of robbing anyone if I can’t look cool wearing a sleeveless shirt that shows off my massive arms? I’d have been like, “That’s right, ladies. This revolver isn’t the only gun I brought to this rodeo.” It would have been awesome, but my stupid tattooist ruined that career path for me.

I hope Jhene Aiko did not have similar criminal aspirations of being a bikini bandit, because that would just make this whole situation even more depressing. Maybe she can have the consolation of wearing a skinsuit with a bikini over it.



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