brian-mcgee - January 8, 2019
If you squint with the just the right degree of openness, you can look at these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a nude colored swimsuit and it will look like she herself is nude. You've really got to perfect the degree of squintiness—I find that somewhere around 60/40 open/closed is ideal—but once you get it right, you'll never be able to look at these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio the same way ever again.
Granted you can't see nipples, but the right amount of squint will make it so that that doesn't matter anymore. I just sort of chalk it up to the squinting, but you can certainly pretend that you can see her nipples. Or you can pretend that she's got those nipples that are the same color as the rest of her breast. That's a pretty decent mind trick.
So keep working on your squint and before you know it, you'll be thinking Alessandra Ambrosio is nude. Yes, in the technical sense, she is nude because she's wearing a nude swimsuit, but you know what I mean. Keep practicing and before you know it, you'll be seeing the magic as well. Think of it as one of those Magic Eye things from the 90s.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA
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