brian-mcgee - January 16, 2019
Buh-buh-buh-booty! Holy Hannah, this is some backside on Anastasiya Kvitko! This 24-year old Russian glamour model definitely puts the ass in astounding, showing off her phenomenal booty in a sexy white one piece. It's almost unfair to every other woman on the beach attempting to get any attention, for as Ron Burgundy once espoused, "If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it."
I'm willing to bet that it's hard to relax when an ass that amazing is on display. I think a lot of dudes were heading out into the waist-high part of the ocean to conceal their bathing suit boners. And if these pics were taken overseas, it's got to be even harder to hide a boner in a banana hammock—pun fully intended.
Still, when I'm at the beach, I wanna relax and do some moderate ogling, but nothing that's gonna give me the dreaded bathing suit boner. As nice as it would be to share the beach with Anastasiya Kvitko, I think it's probably best if I don't see her in person. Lord knows what sort of feelings she'd conjure up, whether or not I was wearing a bathing suit.
Photo Credit: MEGA