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Piper Perabo See-Through Top Thwarted Only By Damn Pasties

Well, I could lament about how pasties are the devil's handicraft and all that nonsense. But, fact is, it's Friday, I'm tired from sort of working almost hard and I really just want to look through the sheer top Piper Perabo wore to the network upfronts in New York and ogle the shape of her bare bosom. Is that too much to ask? Of course not.

And, of course, we've been in lust with Piper since Coyote Ugly, such deep lust that we actually watched that movie. And while she comes and goes from our radars, mostly absent these past few years, all it takes is one good see-through show to get back on our bandwagon. We are easy men afterall. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba See-Through Bra! Hello Jessica Alba Boobs!

Wow, I'm not sure what possessed Jessica Alba, the uber-sextastic mother of two, to choose this particular revealing outfit for Manhattan Spring stroll, but I'm ever so glad she did. Some very nice peeks at Jessica's glorious peaks pretty much bare to the good parts. Oh, happy days.

Jessica Alba has been dressing so conservative of late I wasn't sure we'd ever see anything like this ever again. And, yes, I cried a little thinking those dark thoughts. But I turned recently to positive thoughts only. The power of positive thinking is tremendous. Though not nearly as epic as Jessica's bare mommy potatoes. Mmm. Potatoes. Enjoy.

Oliva Culpo’s See Through Dress Helps The Great Gatsby Get Greater

Wow, here she comes, Miss America, or, rather, Miss USA and Miss Universe, Oliva Culpo, jazzing up The Great Gatsby screening in New York by wearing a see-through dress top without any bra on beneath. And she pulls it off with flapper like aplomb, if I may say so.

We've not seen much of Olivia since her early splash after being named Miss Universe, but now we get to see a whole lot of her. I guess it was worth the wait. I certainly would have voted for her. Or, at least, called her back to my judicial chambers for a private time chance for her to explain precisely why she deserved to be crowned. I'm fair like that. Enjoy.

P.S I had to share Alyssa Miller looking all kinds of sideboob hot as well at the screening. Because, well, you know why.

I Think I Can See Demi Moore’s Nipples (Can You Too?)

I think this could be the next big game craze across this country. Can you see Demi Moore's nipples? I think I can. I'm pretty sure I can. Yep, I think I most definitely can.

The veteran actresses and recovering Whip It bandit wore a dress out to an AFI event last night that some might call a bit too sheer, but I call just about downright perfect. Especially for this new game I invented. Are you playing it yet? I bet you are. And I bet you win. We all do. That's why it's the best game ever! Enjoy.

Rihanna Unapologetic About Wearing See-Through Tops in Promotional Photo Outtakes

It's hard to believe but Unapologetic is Rihanna's seventh studio album. Oh, how I do cherish the first six in my hierarchy of amazing musical incantations. More importantly than being unapologetic about making her heavily produced dance tracks, Rihanna remains forever unapologetic about showing off her hot Bajan body, for which we remain completely grateful.

In promotion pictures for Unapologetic, Rihanna shows why the order she receives from corporate to 'put a top on' for her official photos doesn't mean much to this body-exhibitionist. See-through is the order of the day for these promotional photo outtakes. Say what you will of her music, and her personal relationships, Rihanna is well-versed in the body sextastic. Enjoy.

Brenda Song See-Through Tank Top Grocery Store Goodness

We can't let a little thing like a bra ruin our see-through top peeks of Brenda Song shopping in the aisles at Ralph's grocery store.

The last time we saw Brenda, she was rumored to be in a family way by Miley's older half brother, then Brenda's grandmother made some strange comment about that situation being resolved. And, yeah, looking at Brenda it clearly looks resolved. And, none of our business, which happens to be the business of ogling hot starlets who wear sheer tank tops. So, we'll maintain our focus and just imagine our own selves putting Brenda in a family sort of way, somewhere in a less-trafficked section of the produce aisle. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook See-Through Top and Short Skirt Might Be the Death of Us

We do so lust all things Kelly Brook and curvaceous, to the point that when Kelly left her house in a bra-revealing top and a short little skirt over her world-class dumper, well, let's just say these are one of those times we laugh back at people who make fun of our linoleum floors.

Kelly Brook may or may not be single again, I think she got back together with the British player she broke it off with. It hurts my heart too much to think about. But what soothes my savage soul is the sight of Kelly in a flirtatious little outfit. Gets the old gears a'shifting in the libido section of the brain. Kelly, please call me. I don't see where you might be hiding a cell phone, so borrow one, and ring me. Enjoy.

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