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Jaime King Cleavage and Nina Dobrev Hotness Highlight the Women in Television Celebration

Why not celebrate women in television? With these fine smoking hot ladies, why not celebrate women coming to my abode because they’re boyfriend broke up with them and their looking for tawdry, meaningless sex with a man that will surely leave their boyfriend scratching his head. I’m that guy. Oh, Jaime King cleavage come and be my play toy.

Jaime was joined by hotties Nina Dobrev, Jenna Dewan Tatum and other hotties at this magical gathering of ladies honoring ladies for being ladies. I think I love that idea. We really don’t need such a thing for guys. I’m certainly not going. I hope they discussed my Boob Tube Roundup and how to get on it. The qualifications are ever so simple. Jaime, just open up your dress top a tad bit more and you’re in. I don’t do complicated. Just simply sextastic. Enjoy.

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Kristen Stewart And Kate Bosworth Dual Hotties for ‘Still Alice’ Premiere

Kristen Stewart and Kate Bosworth hit up the premiere of Still Alice last night and looked pretty damn marvelous doing so. I know it pains Kristen to get dolled up for any occasion because she’s so damn self-serious, but when she does, even when she’s trying to be rebellious of her own good looks, she certainly does look good. Kate Bosworth quite the same. A very pretty thespianic, though ever in need of a sandwich. Might I recommend the French dip?

Oh, sure, we’d love to see our favorite hotties wearing nothing but perhaps a fig leaf on their knees, but there’s something appetite whetting about seeing them all decked out in their fineries. I’m sure it’s a hassle. I’m also sure I could help relieve their burden by undressing them later on. Five thousand dollar dresses don’t lose much value when you rip them off bodies, do they? Just checking. Enjoy.

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Casey Batchelor Cleavetastic in London Town, She’s Got the Goods That Make the Boys Sing

Casey Batchelor isn’t just a British reality TV starlet, she’s a girl who brings a lot to the table. She showed much of that out in London last night in a see-through top that flattered her ample cleavage. I don’t mean so ample that there’s enough for both you and I, I being a selfish funbag whore of the highest order, but ample enough that when I show you motorboating pictures my face will be completely blocked out by her titas grandes.

There’s no reason really for a young lass to have such spectacular racktastic and hide it behind some oversized sweater. We’ve all been granted certain gifts which we’re honor bound to share with the world. To do otherwise would merely anger the gods. Casey Batchelor gets it. Have boobtastic will travel. You can ogle, but you can’t touch, except in the back of your Ferrari, if you happen to have it parked nearby. Enjoy.

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Hot Colombian Models in Mesh? Could That Really Be a Thing?

 
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There are many reasons to be unreasonably fond of our friends at SoHo magazine down Colombiana way. First, crazy hot Latina model photoshoots. That alone would be enough to call them amigos. But then you add in the fact they come up with the prurient pictorial concepts of a randy teenage boy, and, well, they’re pushing into best friend territory.

The good men and women at SoHo thought, why not put together our very los mas sextasticos photos of hot Colombian models they’ve shot wearing see-through mesh. To which I thought, holy moley I can’t believe there are other people on this same planet who think the same as me. You’ve really got to see this. It’s memorable and will put you in the spirit of giving. Just make sure to lay down the plastic sheets before you give. Enjoy.

Keke Palmer Nipple Pokes For Red Carpet Notoriety in the Big Apple

I haven’t heard of the movie The Imitation Game, but I have heard of lovely hottie Keke Palmer and I know well the myth of the alluring lady nipples. That’s more than enough for me to take note of Keke and her see-through bra type top at the movie premiere in New York last night, flashing a healthy dose of her headlights through her designer styled top that I’m sure cost more than my rent. To be fair, a large Evian and a California Roll to go costs more than my rent, but that’s because I live an economical life, you know, by choice.

I don’t know if anybody else has noticed it, but there has definitely been a trend toward see-through tops in 2014. I’d like to think the coven of fashionistas got together at some point and decided it was time to do something for the guys, but I’m guessing this has more to do with reinventing trends and being fashion forward and other nonsense that equals billions of dollars in annual sales. However, a gentleman ogler never looks a gift nipple in the mouth. Wait, actually, I think we do do that. Mmmm. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Behind the Nipples, Err, the Scenes of Her Epic 2015 Calendar Shoot

My ultimate nap would be to lay down in the bosomy embrace of Kelly Brook and sleep for days. Well, perhaps five minutes of exploring each other’s intimate limits until my heart rate goes past the red line limit indicated on the stationary bike at the gym. Then, to sleep for days in her warm welcoming boobtastic. Captured behind the scenes of her 2015 wall calendar shoot, Kelly Brook shows you why in black and white or color or just the heavenly scratch and sniff option, she really is one of the most heavenly bodies currently residing on the earth’s surface.

Kelly Brook in see-through little bits of clothing, bending, posing, preening for the camera. It’s almost impossible to wait for 2015. I’ll set my nap time in betwixt her engorged funbags to 1/1/15 so I can wake up atop her chest to the site of her on my wall. I’m doubling down on this fantasy. There’s no stopping me during the holiday season. Enjoy.

Khloe Kardashian Goes Braless In A Sheer Dress

Sexy vixen Khloe Kardashian was poking out all over in a sheer see-through dress at French Montana’s 30th birthday bash. Khloe forgot to wear a bra under her completely transparent dress. It must be a family trait. The result was a fairly clear view of her lady nips. Khloe’s funbags have long been eclipsed by those of her sister Kim but I think it’s high time that we celebrate how big and beautiful Khloe’s ta-tas are. They are nice and plump and they stay where they are supposed to, which as a woman gets older becomes more of a challenge.

The dress was also cut way up on the sides allowing us a view of that other Kardashian feature: her legs and hips. Oh, sweet mother of crap do I love a woman with curves. This is why I love Khloe. She’s never been afraid to show off them thighs.