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Paula Patton See-Through Dress Reveals Her Newly Single Double Delights

It seems that annoying Robin Thicke has finally moved on from his quest to get his wife back, leaving Paula Patton free and single and see-through as she was up top in her dress at the Emmy Awards after party. Well, one of the parties. But two of her sweet boobtastic quite visible beneath her sheer top. Judging by the allure of her funbags, Paula will not be single for long.

It's always sad when any relationship ends. Except for my own, naturally. Those have been mostly joyous occasions. But, hey, Robin had a long run with Paula Patton. She's still very much in her sextastic prime and some lucky bastard is going to go next. This is the Circle of Life of Women I Shall Never Know. Now I am tearing up. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce See-Through Boobs in Lingerie

Alyssa Arce happens to be one of my favorite Playmates ever. And not just because her last name rhymes with arse. In my mind, they are even closer than that.

You're going to want to see the see-through lingerie pictures of Alyssa on WWTDD. Her sweltering hot funbags are just about the finest on this planet, and potentially several other planets once she and I rocket into space on a 3 year journey in a tiny capsule built like a motel bedroom. That is the dream. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Preggo See-Through Covered Topless Mama to Be Goodness in V Magazine

You know I happen to have a thing for pregnant ladies showing off their swelling MILFtastic. What can I say, I'm a big fan of womanhood at all stages. Yes, I know, you can mail my feminist awards to my mailbox at the Bowl and Brew. There's just something about alluring ladies with the added miracle of creation of new life that swelters my internal thermometer. Also, of course, the added enticement of not having to worry about anybody getting knocked up by accident.

Christina Aguilera took it off, kind of all off minus the hand bra, for V magazine to show off her upcoming baby to be and her killer gestational curves. There might be a few tricks of the trade employed herein to improve certain features, but seeing Christina's milkers to be and her bare all over skin is certainly something that tickles this preggo fetishists fancy. We probably won't see Christina showing off again for another six months or more, so I'm absorbing this all slowly. You may absorb at your own pace. Enjoy.

Sophie Simmons Big Wet Nipples Steal The Underwater Photo Show

Well, this is different. If you can put aside what some might consider a desecration of the Stars and Stripes, this Aleks Kocev H2o shoot of Sophie Simmons, first daughter of Gene and Shannon, is rather unique and alluring and most definitely, big ole nipple inspiring. Sophie definitely has some headlights that love to come out and play slippery when wet.

We don't see a lot of Sophie outside of her reality TV appearances. Kind of a shame. She seems like she has some talent in the teasy photo subject department. Perhaps her dad will put down the Uzi and let her play in front of the cameras a bit more. There seems like much more to give. I breathlessly await. Now stow that nipple before somebody loses and eye. Enjoy.

Ana Braga See-Through Swimsuit Is Both Genius and Wicked Hot Boobtastic Revealing

Talk about necessity being the mother of invention. I've had a need for some time to see the full bare scope of Ana Braga on the beach in Miami, what with her tiny thong bikini prancing and teasy bikini top changes just off-camera. Now, she's come up with a solution we can both happily live with -- the see-through swimsuit. Genius.

Ana Braga has the body of a blonde Brazilian bombshell and the spirited mind of a very naughty kitty. What a combo. This pink sheer swimsuit doesn't hide very much, but shows off so much of her fine female form. I'm not exactly sure the snowbird seniors will be sporting this swimsuit this summer by the pools in Florida and Arizona, but rest assured, I shall not rest until it's been readily accepted by the sextastic celebrity set for their beach preening time in the sun. Bless you and your faptastic female form, Ana Braga. Enjoy.

Hannah Davis See-Through Goodies Sextastic in Zink

I'll say this for Sports Illustrated, much like Victoria's Secret they've built out and expanded a list of bathing suit hotties worldwide that we might not otherwise ever come to know. Hannah Davis for instance, who we first met in the SI Swimsuit Edition. Now, modeling up a sextastic storm as in this see-through pictorial for Zink magazine. See-through is the new not see-through and I definitely like where this trend is headed. Yes, you're wearing clothes, and, yes, we can see your faptastic funbags. It's the perfect blend of not getting arrested in public while still giving the gentleman ogler a nice libido palate cleanser.

Hannah Davis, I have my eyes on you. I can't really help it. It's just one of my natural reflexes. Please, don't ever wear a bra ever again. This is my wish for world peace. Enjoy.

Rihanna See-Through Nipple Show Headlights the CFDA Fashion Awards

I'm guessing the 'F" in CFDA stands for Fashion. That means the 'C' probably stands for Rihanna's funbag size, quite visibly clear beneath her sheer dress at these haute couture awards last night in New York. Let's be honest, the Emperors New Clothes remain the best fashion choice for super sextastic women. I don't know much about fashion, but I do know that the entire male world population would've voted Rihanna best dressed last night, which tells you something. Or nothing, because when women start letting horny men design clothing, every store will be filled with Hooters girl clothing.

Rihanna continues to be one of the leading edge body revealing pop divas we admire so much for raising the bar on exhibitionism. Since the day she arrived on scene, Rihanna has been showing off her naturally hot female form at every opportunity, without need for a cause or applause, just because she can. I respect the hell out of that. And I thank her. While staring at her nipples. I can't help it. Enjoy.