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Ashley Lee Wet and See-Through Bikini Shoots for Bottled Water Pimping Time

And the hits and something that rhymes with hits keeps on coming from the unusually operating peeps at 138 Water. This time, in the wet and alluring beach guise of model Ashley Lee and her very transparent top and little bikini bottom. Oh, Ashley is a naughty girl who pours her overpriced bottled water not sold in any stores all over her shirt by accident. I'm ready to play into this little action adventure setup. I'll be the evil wizard who takes control of her motor skills by crooked spell and causes her to keep pouring. Not that I've put any thought into this.

Ashley Lee, at some point, you're going to need a strong, but gentle man to pat you dry. Please, allow me. It's only what I went to the Learning Annex to learn how to do better than anyone else on this planet. Small dabs, circular motions, high thread count pima cotton towels. I'm your man. Skype me under PERVERT6969. I'll answer. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga See-Through to The Gagas in Belgium

Even some peeing boy statues probably cranked their necks a bit in Brussels to see Lady Gaga in a completely sheer dress walking by with her yams fresh and visible for the Belgian onlookers. Lady Gaga is a show-woman through and through. If it takes baring her funbags on the streets for a little attention, she's not going to think twice. You might call that crude and immodest. I call it a really nice social trend among our sextastic celebrities. Say what you will about Lady Gaga, she shows quite a bit more than Katy Perry who we've been begging for years.

Lady Gaga seems perfectly fit for Europe. Her style, her philosophies, and her bare tops. Not that we shouldn't let her back in the U.S., but maybe persuade her to stay overseas where we can't hear her so much as see her in daring outfits. That is the right manner in which to appreciate this particular artist. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Nipples Star in See-Through Dress at Toronto Film Festival

Jennifer Aniston probably wins the award for being the most ta-ta proud veteran actress who has never actually bared her funbags on camera before. A dubious distinction indeed.

Jennifer dazzled with her nipples and well-heeled chest puppies quite visible with the combination of a sheer black top and paparazzi cameras at the premiere of the film Cake at the Toronto International Film Festival. Cake indeed. And icing thanks to some of the pokiest nipples this side of the border. Jennifer really does always look rather amazing and though her personality rubs many people the wrong way, perhaps unjustifiably so, we really have come to the now or never moment for Jennifer to fully flash those sweet peaches of hers before they become over ripe. Horrible metaphor, but you catch my drift, oglers. Enjoy.

Paula Patton See-Through Dress Reveals Her Newly Single Double Delights

It seems that annoying Robin Thicke has finally moved on from his quest to get his wife back, leaving Paula Patton free and single and see-through as she was up top in her dress at the Emmy Awards after party. Well, one of the parties. But two of her sweet boobtastic quite visible beneath her sheer top. Judging by the allure of her funbags, Paula will not be single for long.

It's always sad when any relationship ends. Except for my own, naturally. Those have been mostly joyous occasions. But, hey, Robin had a long run with Paula Patton. She's still very much in her sextastic prime and some lucky bastard is going to go next. This is the Circle of Life of Women I Shall Never Know. Now I am tearing up. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce See-Through Boobs in Lingerie

Alyssa Arce happens to be one of my favorite Playmates ever. And not just because her last name rhymes with arse. In my mind, they are even closer than that.

You're going to want to see the see-through lingerie pictures of Alyssa on WWTDD. Her sweltering hot funbags are just about the finest on this planet, and potentially several other planets once she and I rocket into space on a 3 year journey in a tiny capsule built like a motel bedroom. That is the dream. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Preggo See-Through Covered Topless Mama to Be Goodness in V Magazine

You know I happen to have a thing for pregnant ladies showing off their swelling MILFtastic. What can I say, I'm a big fan of womanhood at all stages. Yes, I know, you can mail my feminist awards to my mailbox at the Bowl and Brew. There's just something about alluring ladies with the added miracle of creation of new life that swelters my internal thermometer. Also, of course, the added enticement of not having to worry about anybody getting knocked up by accident.

Christina Aguilera took it off, kind of all off minus the hand bra, for V magazine to show off her upcoming baby to be and her killer gestational curves. There might be a few tricks of the trade employed herein to improve certain features, but seeing Christina's milkers to be and her bare all over skin is certainly something that tickles this preggo fetishists fancy. We probably won't see Christina showing off again for another six months or more, so I'm absorbing this all slowly. You may absorb at your own pace. Enjoy.

Sophie Simmons Big Wet Nipples Steal The Underwater Photo Show

Well, this is different. If you can put aside what some might consider a desecration of the Stars and Stripes, this Aleks Kocev H2o shoot of Sophie Simmons, first daughter of Gene and Shannon, is rather unique and alluring and most definitely, big ole nipple inspiring. Sophie definitely has some headlights that love to come out and play slippery when wet.

We don't see a lot of Sophie outside of her reality TV appearances. Kind of a shame. She seems like she has some talent in the teasy photo subject department. Perhaps her dad will put down the Uzi and let her play in front of the cameras a bit more. There seems like much more to give. I breathlessly await. Now stow that nipple before somebody loses and eye. Enjoy.