Sexy vixen Khloe Kardashian was poking out all over in a sheer see-through dress at French Montana’s 30th birthday bash. Khloe forgot to wear a bra under her completely transparent dress. It must be a family trait. The result was a fairly clear view of her lady nips. Khloe’s funbags have long been eclipsed by those of her sister Kim but I think it’s high time that we celebrate how big and beautiful Khloe’s ta-tas are. They are nice and plump and they stay where they are supposed to, which as a woman gets older becomes more of a challenge.
The dress was also cut way up on the sides allowing us a view of that other Kardashian feature: her legs and hips. Oh, sweet mother of crap do I love a woman with curves. This is why I love Khloe. She’s never been afraid to show off them thighs.
Everybody has their own definition of fine fashion. Well, I suppose there are the masses of followers who rely on other people’s opinions of what is fine fashion But for me, it’s those elegant outfits that show off the faptastic funbags of the hottie likes of Melissa George. The Aussie actress and model wore an especially see-through top to the Vogue Fashion Dinner gala ball thingamabob in New York City last night and turned everybody’s heads. Isn’t that really the point of fashion? Or in the least, paying thousands of dollars for a dress. You darn well better get some attention. And when you have perfect ta-ta’s, I think Melissa made the wise wardrobe decision.
Getting dressed shouldn’t be a chore. I have my morning routine down to about ninety seconds, including sixty seconds of bitching about not being a professional surfer with the winters off. Melissa George knows precisely what the public years for in haute couture. Haute hot bare nipples. Winner winner coq au vin dinner. Enjoy.
And the hits and something that rhymes with hits keeps on coming from the unusually operating peeps at 138 Water. This time, in the wet and alluring beach guise of model Ashley Lee and her very transparent top and little bikini bottom. Oh, Ashley is a naughty girl who pours her overpriced bottled water not sold in any stores all over her shirt by accident. I’m ready to play into this little action adventure setup. I’ll be the evil wizard who takes control of her motor skills by crooked spell and causes her to keep pouring. Not that I’ve put any thought into this.
Ashley Lee, at some point, you’re going to need a strong, but gentle man to pat you dry. Please, allow me. It’s only what I went to the Learning Annex to learn how to do better than anyone else on this planet. Small dabs, circular motions, high thread count pima cotton towels. I’m your man. Skype me under PERVERT6969. I’ll answer. Enjoy.
Even some peeing boy statues probably cranked their necks a bit in Brussels to see Lady Gaga in a completely sheer dress walking by with her yams fresh and visible for the Belgian onlookers. Lady Gaga is a show-woman through and through. If it takes baring her funbags on the streets for a little attention, she’s not going to think twice. You might call that crude and immodest. I call it a really nice social trend among our sextastic celebrities. Say what you will about Lady Gaga, she shows quite a bit more than Katy Perry who we’ve been begging for years.
Lady Gaga seems perfectly fit for Europe. Her style, her philosophies, and her bare tops. Not that we shouldn’t let her back in the U.S., but maybe persuade her to stay overseas where we can’t hear her so much as see her in daring outfits. That is the right manner in which to appreciate this particular artist. Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston probably wins the award for being the most ta-ta proud veteran actress who has never actually bared her funbags on camera before. A dubious distinction indeed.
Jennifer dazzled with her nipples and well-heeled chest puppies quite visible with the combination of a sheer black top and paparazzi cameras at the premiere of the film Cake at the Toronto International Film Festival. Cake indeed. And icing thanks to some of the pokiest nipples this side of the border. Jennifer really does always look rather amazing and though her personality rubs many people the wrong way, perhaps unjustifiably so, we really have come to the now or never moment for Jennifer to fully flash those sweet peaches of hers before they become over ripe. Horrible metaphor, but you catch my drift, oglers. Enjoy.
It seems that annoying Robin Thicke has finally moved on from his quest to get his wife back, leaving Paula Patton free and single and see-through as she was up top in her dress at the Emmy Awards after party. Well, one of the parties. But two of her sweet boobtastic quite visible beneath her sheer top. Judging by the allure of her funbags, Paula will not be single for long.
It’s always sad when any relationship ends. Except for my own, naturally. Those have been mostly joyous occasions. But, hey, Robin had a long run with Paula Patton. She’s still very much in her sextastic prime and some lucky bastard is going to go next. This is the Circle of Life of Women I Shall Never Know. Now I am tearing up. Enjoy.
Alyssa Arce happens to be one of my favorite Playmates ever. And not just because her last name rhymes with arse. In my mind, they are even closer than that.
You’re going to want to see the see-through lingerie pictures of Alyssa on WWTDD. Her sweltering hot funbags are just about the finest on this planet, and potentially several other planets once she and I rocket into space on a 3 year journey in a tiny capsule built like a motel bedroom. That is the dream. Enjoy.