You know I happen to have a thing for pregnant ladies showing off their swelling MILFtastic. What can I say, I’m a big fan of womanhood at all stages. Yes, I know, you can mail my feminist awards to my mailbox at the Bowl and Brew. There’s just something about alluring ladies with the added miracle of creation of new life that swelters my internal thermometer. Also, of course, the added enticement of not having to worry about anybody getting knocked up by accident.
Christina Aguilera took it off, kind of all off minus the hand bra, for V magazine to show off her upcoming baby to be and her killer gestational curves. There might be a few tricks of the trade employed herein to improve certain features, but seeing Christina’s milkers to be and her bare all over skin is certainly something that tickles this preggo fetishists fancy. We probably won’t see Christina showing off again for another six months or more, so I’m absorbing this all slowly. You may absorb at your own pace. Enjoy.
Well, this is different. If you can put aside what some might consider a desecration of the Stars and Stripes, this Aleks Kocev H2o shoot of Sophie Simmons, first daughter of Gene and Shannon, is rather unique and alluring and most definitely, big ole nipple inspiring. Sophie definitely has some headlights that love to come out and play slippery when wet.
We don’t see a lot of Sophie outside of her reality TV appearances. Kind of a shame. She seems like she has some talent in the teasy photo subject department. Perhaps her dad will put down the Uzi and let her play in front of the cameras a bit more. There seems like much more to give. I breathlessly await. Now stow that nipple before somebody loses and eye. Enjoy.
Talk about necessity being the mother of invention. I’ve had a need for some time to see the full bare scope of Ana Braga on the beach in Miami, what with her tiny thong bikini prancing and teasy bikini top changes just off-camera. Now, she’s come up with a solution we can both happily live with — the see-through swimsuit. Genius.
Ana Braga has the body of a blonde Brazilian bombshell and the spirited mind of a very naughty kitty. What a combo. This pink sheer swimsuit doesn’t hide very much, but shows off so much of her fine female form. I’m not exactly sure the snowbird seniors will be sporting this swimsuit this summer by the pools in Florida and Arizona, but rest assured, I shall not rest until it’s been readily accepted by the sextastic celebrity set for their beach preening time in the sun. Bless you and your faptastic female form, Ana Braga. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for Sports Illustrated, much like Victoria’s Secret they’ve built out and expanded a list of bathing suit hotties worldwide that we might not otherwise ever come to know. Hannah Davis for instance, who we first met in the SI Swimsuit Edition. Now, modeling up a sextastic storm as in this see-through pictorial for Zink magazine. See-through is the new not see-through and I definitely like where this trend is headed. Yes, you’re wearing clothes, and, yes, we can see your faptastic funbags. It’s the perfect blend of not getting arrested in public while still giving the gentleman ogler a nice libido palate cleanser.
Hannah Davis, I have my eyes on you. I can’t really help it. It’s just one of my natural reflexes. Please, don’t ever wear a bra ever again. This is my wish for world peace. Enjoy.
I’m guessing the ‘F” in CFDA stands for Fashion. That means the ‘C’ probably stands for Rihanna’s funbag size, quite visibly clear beneath her sheer dress at these haute couture awards last night in New York. Let’s be honest, the Emperors New Clothes remain the best fashion choice for super sextastic women. I don’t know much about fashion, but I do know that the entire male world population would’ve voted Rihanna best dressed last night, which tells you something. Or nothing, because when women start letting horny men design clothing, every store will be filled with Hooters girl clothing.
Rihanna continues to be one of the leading edge body revealing pop divas we admire so much for raising the bar on exhibitionism. Since the day she arrived on scene, Rihanna has been showing off her naturally hot female form at every opportunity, without need for a cause or applause, just because she can. I respect the hell out of that. And I thank her. While staring at her nipples. I can’t help it. Enjoy.
I’m not the biggest fan of Pixie Lott the teeny bopper musical talent, or her choice of eyewear for that matter, but if you’re talking revealing wardrobe and her choice of bra tops, I have to give the thumbs up. Yes, that is my thumb.
Pixie has a growing history of being a bit like a junior league Miley Cyrus, not quite as raunchy as England will only put up with so much outright sexual innuendo and flashing, but still, in the mold of a show-me girl who likes giving the fans a solid bodily tease. I like that quality in a woman. There’s a time and place for the quiet, reserved, conservative girls, and a time for the girls who love to flash their booties and hooters. The time for the latter is always and forever. Well done, Pixie Lott. Good show. Enjoy.
Well, there were a bevy of beauties at the Nylon Magazine Young Hollywood party, as we have documented for historical record, but we have to give a special nod to Scout Willis, who just got a new half-sister, I think that’s like her seventeenth, and decided to celebrate by pretty much baring her young 20-something udders at the party for on the rise talent in Hollywood. I suppose nothing was more on the rise that what came about when Scout pulled back her vest to reveal the extent of her transparent top.
Consider the boobtastic show from Scout a gauntlet to the rest of Hollywood youth — meet or beat me, or just get out of my way. Enjoy.