I’m guessing the ‘F” in CFDA stands for Fashion. That means the ‘C’ probably stands for Rihanna’s funbag size, quite visibly clear beneath her sheer dress at these haute couture awards last night in New York. Let’s be honest, the Emperors New Clothes remain the best fashion choice for super sextastic women. I don’t know much about fashion, but I do know that the entire male world population would’ve voted Rihanna best dressed last night, which tells you something. Or nothing, because when women start letting horny men design clothing, every store will be filled with Hooters girl clothing.
Rihanna continues to be one of the leading edge body revealing pop divas we admire so much for raising the bar on exhibitionism. Since the day she arrived on scene, Rihanna has been showing off her naturally hot female form at every opportunity, without need for a cause or applause, just because she can. I respect the hell out of that. And I thank her. While staring at her nipples. I can’t help it. Enjoy.
I’m not the biggest fan of Pixie Lott the teeny bopper musical talent, or her choice of eyewear for that matter, but if you’re talking revealing wardrobe and her choice of bra tops, I have to give the thumbs up. Yes, that is my thumb.
Pixie has a growing history of being a bit like a junior league Miley Cyrus, not quite as raunchy as England will only put up with so much outright sexual innuendo and flashing, but still, in the mold of a show-me girl who likes giving the fans a solid bodily tease. I like that quality in a woman. There’s a time and place for the quiet, reserved, conservative girls, and a time for the girls who love to flash their booties and hooters. The time for the latter is always and forever. Well done, Pixie Lott. Good show. Enjoy.
Well, there were a bevy of beauties at the Nylon Magazine Young Hollywood party, as we have documented for historical record, but we have to give a special nod to Scout Willis, who just got a new half-sister, I think that’s like her seventeenth, and decided to celebrate by pretty much baring her young 20-something udders at the party for on the rise talent in Hollywood. I suppose nothing was more on the rise that what came about when Scout pulled back her vest to reveal the extent of her transparent top.
Consider the boobtastic show from Scout a gauntlet to the rest of Hollywood youth — meet or beat me, or just get out of my way. Enjoy.
I’ve seen Rita Ora in person. She’s an incredibly attractive young lady. I’m saying that in a polite manner such that if I ever get the chance to meet her again, we can talk about what a gentleman I am before I ask her out on a date involving nekkid mud wrestling, not watching, engaging.
Rita got herself before the lucky bastard Terry Richardson’s camera for one of his classic in-studio shoots featuring the blonde styled Britty diva in a see-through bra showing off her precious nipple treats beneath. She really is quite the alluring song bird. Those yum muffins need a little taste testing. Wait, did I write that out loud? Rita, you’re messing with my mind. Enjoy.
Well, you can’t wear much less up top and still get into an NBA game than Rihanna did to barely cover her yearning to be free boobtastic at the Nets playoff game. The Bajan diva traditionally does not favor covering up her body much, but does make allowances for modern social conventions. Like this sheer white tank top and no bra that essentially exhibited her muffins for all the basketball world to see. I saw. And I was happy.
Say what you will about Rihanna, if other sextastic celebrities followed her lead as to showy if at all there wardrobe, we’d have a hundred times more happy sights to see. She’s got the right spirit, and the body to match. Rihanna, you deserve a medal. And I see exactly where I’d like to pin it. Enjoy.
Thanks to a bunch of you sweaty stinky manfolk I like to call my peers for alerting me to the sight of Ireland Baldwin and her see-through top in quite the right light at Coachella. Now that Ireland is eighteen, and maybe kind of sort of leaning Sapphic according to our friends at WWTDD, we can quite lawfully show you her exhibitionist style black top sans bra at the formerly indie hipster music event. Yep, those are Ireland’s barely legal boobs. Indeed. Hi. How are you.
Every time I begin to think there’s no hope for the next generation, that we are doomed to be drowned out by culturally backwards, app downloading and incessantly texting youths of today, I am given a sign of hope. A simple sign. Such as Ireland Baldwin’s fine looking funbags. And I know we are doing just fine. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr seems to be doing fine. We just had to show you her full range of tanned and fine divorcee looks in the current edition of Vogue Spain, wherein the Aussie once-more single lady shows why see-through tops and being super good looking are enough to make any man weak in the knees.
When Miranda married, we were concerned. When she produced a child, I nearly cried. No, not out of joy. But the fact remains that the sextastic is a very powerful and all-abiding force in this universe. It’s far less fragile and fleeting as one might think. Girls like Miranda with the powers of uber lust inducement never really fade away, in most cases, life’s little hiccups only make them look that much better. Case in point, check out these photos of her Miranda’s sweet tempting funbags peeking through her tops. She’s not lost a single step. Enjoy.