Nipple Pokes Posts:

Zoe Saldana Pokies Hate Bras, We Concur

The bra is such an overrated and old fashioned imprisoner of female fine parts, it really is time we just got rid of them. In fact, I thought we burned them all back in the 60's. Not that we don't dig seeing our favorite Angels modeling them, but at the end of the day, if we had to have them or not, who's voting for? Even those new science studies are showing bras actually promote sagging in women as they age, not reduce. Blech. Kill the bras!

It seems as if Zoe Saldana agrees. On her way to the Jimmy Kimmel show her headlights were poking through all proud and proper. And that's really the way it ought to be. Because while we love to get to know a girl as a whole person, there's nothing wrong with starting with her nipples. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokes Mean I’m Damn Glad to Meet Her

Say what you will about girls with proud nipples that demand to be seen, I choose to say, 'Oh, sweet mother of all that is blessed suckling', and I say it far louder than is appropriate when those headlights belong to a super hottie like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, whose pokies simply can't be denied.

Now, it probably aids in our cause that Rosie has decided to skip the bra on her jaunt about town, a commando type practice we whole-heartedly endorse, and would even pay for if given the chance. But we've seen Rosie flashing the high beams before even with more chestal coverage, so we surmise that her little nubs just keep stretching toward the sun like nature intended. Our nature at least. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokes Make My Day

Yeah, you're back to work or school or prison work detail this Monday, but you always need to keep an eye on the silver linings. Or, the poking protrusions that can turn a frown quickly upside down when attached to the body of a very hot woman.

Enter Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and her nipple pokes in Malibu over the weekend. So simple. So pokey. So perfectly pleasing. I'm a happy man. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord Nipple Pokes Because AnnaLynne Still Hates Bras

Don't be sad, but 90210 just wrapped up another season of production. I'm not really sure what that show is about to be honest, beyond the premise and the reason to get hot girls like AnnaLynne McCord into showy outfits so that some teen boys will watch the show too. I suppose that's enough; I mean, that is more than most any MTV show is willing to offer. And AnnaLynne McCord and her desire to never be restricted by underwear certainly is blessing.

The skinny tall thespianic was on the final day's shooting for 90210 when her oft-apparent nipples made a poking entrance on the set, a sight not easily missed by our lust-filled and ever-wandering eyes. Not the fullest headlights we've seen from AnnaLynne, but even her low beams light us up with happiness. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokes and Asstastic Flashing Makes Our Day A Little Brighter

Oh, wow, talk about a gift from above without notice. Our belusted lithesome hottie model and occasional thespianic, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley took to the streets of Beverly Hills in a headlight revealing top and an asstastic grabbing pair of pants (I'm sure the fashion savvy among you have a more expert way of stating my clothing descriptions) and made me and every ogle-friendly eyeball in peeping distance quite happy with distraction.

Nipple pokes from Rosie on a Friday afternoon? Are you kidding me. We are truly a blessed group of horndogs and Sapphic leaning females here at Egotastic!

Minka Kelly Nipple Pokes Make Us Fall in Love All Over Again With Minka Kelly

While Minka Kelly remains on our Top 10 list of Hollywood's most boring celebrities, let's be real. Dudes don't really ever call hot women boring, it's sort of a distinction without importance to the male brain when they're on a mission, and it's not something we're thinking about at the moment as we peruse, leer, and otherwise charcoal sketch the site of her full headlights busting through her dress at the Vanities Calendar event in Los Angeles.

So powerful were Minka's nipples that we barely noticed Olivia Munn at the same event, and that's saying something. It's all fun and games, Minka, until somebody loses an eye. Enjoy.

Maggie Grace Bare Arse and Nipple Pokes Highlight Her Season-to-Date Contributions on Californication

Well, we do have high standards for our Boob Tube shares, and while it most often involves some baring of the more private area flesh, we felt we must give a shoutout to former Lost star and all-around thespianic hottie, Maggie Grace, who is gracing the episodes on the current season of Californication with some very teasy aplomb.

While we've yet to see any perfectly pinkish particulars, Maggie has lent a nice sight of her bare bottom and some pokies beneath her nightgown to an ever building repertoire of wonderments on the sixth season of the show that we can only hope leads to some type of epic fulfillment before season's end. Maggie, show us your honey drippers, please. Enjoy.

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