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Olga Kurylenko Nipple Pokes Damn Glad to Meet You in Miami

By Bill Swift | December 12, 2012 @ 11:06 am

Olga Kurylenko Shows Off Her Blue Swimsuit in Miami

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This is almost getting out of control, the amount of hot flesh filled sunning bodies along Miami Beach; so much hotness that even former Bond girl and upcoming Oblivion actress Olga Kurylenko was excited just peeking around her own self.

The wicked hot French-Russian thespianic flashed full headlights beneath her blue swimsuit coming out of the warmer waters off the South Florida coast. It was enough to get us to take our eyes off of the dozens of other celebrity hotties planted along the same coastline for December bikini madness in Miami. Hey, if nipples poking on a sweet looking woman can't draw your attention, you need to get your leering skills turned up. Enjoy.

LADY VICTORIA HERVEY WAS YET ANOTHER CELEB FLASHING SKIN IN MIAMI

Lady Victoria Hervey Steps Out in a Yellow Bikini in Miami

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Hates Bras And She’s Poking Out of Her Dress To Prove Just That

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 10:31 am

Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipple Pokes in a Tight Blue Dress in Miami

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Well, the casual tight, clingy, and body part revealing fashion choices of BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee may not be for every woman, but we're quite glad they are for Jennifer, who took a shopping trip in Miami in such a sheer outfit, flashing a solid dose of her bare boobtastic with happy poking shopping loving nipples beneath. Throw in a serious amount of cleave, those legs, and d'at arse, and we have another picture perfect Jennifer Nicole Lee ogle-worthy day out on the town.

We would really like JNL to be our mommy. Enjoy.

WHEN THE ROLLERBLADE GO ON, WE'RE READY TO ROLL WITH JENNIFER

Jennifer Nicole Lee Rollerblades in a Pink String Bikini in Miami

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Poke With Girly Hotness

By Bill Swift | November 6, 2012 @ 8:41 am

Joanna Krupa is a Sun-Drenched Bikini Babe on Miami Beach

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We've just been talking about how Bravo! TV is finally trying to seek an audience of guys who like girls and using younger and hotter and less drunk-retarded housewives to do so, including notably now also sweet hot Joanna Krupa for their Miami Housewives edition.

While we were excited with this announcement, from the view of Joanna's headlights through her wet bikini, it seems as if she was more aroused by her new casting more than anybody. While we need to see much more from Bravo! by way of desirable female forms before we put them into our Favorites rotation on the remote, Joanna Krupa is another mighty fine addition to the roster. Enjoy.

JOANNA HAS ONE VERY MEMORABLE BODY

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Olga Kurylenko Bikini Pictures Produce Nipple Pokes of a Rising Star

By Bill Swift | October 30, 2012 @ 9:34 am

Olga Kurylenko Nipple Pokes in a Purple Bikini in Miami

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Russian-French hottie Olga Kurylenko was once debuted as the Bond girl in Quantum Solace, and our tongues wagged. Next year, when she takes the female lead in the Tom Cruise sci-fi blockbuster, Oblivion, she's going to explode, or we are, watching her rise another notch in the hottieville charts.

And even Olga seems excited with anticipation, her headlights visible beneath her purple bikini as she exited the mild waters off of Miami Beach for another round of bikini-body peek-a-boo with all the men on the beach pretending to be looking elsewhere. We've never blamed any woman for protruding and poking nipples. If I were a chick and I looked like Olga Kurylenko, just one look at myself in the mirror would put me into high-beam mode (not to mention a run to the bathtub with my favorite lufa sponge). Enjoy.

MARIA MENOUNOUS IS ANOTHER CELEB SO HOT SHE POKES THROUGH HER TOPS

Maria Menounos Nipple Poking Hot in Blue Bikini Over New Year's

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Rihanna Nipple Pokes Some Precious Moments While Filming ‘Diamonds’

By Bill Swift | October 22, 2012 @ 8:28 am

Rihanna Nipple Pokes on Set of Music Video 'Diamonds' in LA

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Rihanna Showing Nips

The pop star can often barely or not even contain her headlights. 15 Photos »

Rihanna has some serious excitement going on the set of hew new music video 'Diamonds' which I'm sure is going to be one amazing video for one super-extra-fantastic song that I will neither watch or listen to, but that I'm sure as heck going to peep so long as the Bajan diva pokes her way through production.

We have a monster crush on Rihanna's body, and the minute she starts showing off any parts, including parts that just will not be put in the corner, we're going to ogle.

We do love the sight of nipple pokes in the morning. Enjoy.

Why Are Paris Hilton’s Nipples So Excited? Cause They’re About to Get Paid

By Bill Swift | October 10, 2012 @ 9:21 am

Paris Hilton Nipple Pokes Her Way in Istanbul Turkey

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Little known fact about Billionaire Barbie, well, not little known to her accountant -- have you ever wondered where Paris' play money comes from? I mean, the stuff that pays for what's on her back or up her nose? It's not from the family hotel fortune, it's from personal appearance and promotional fees and the bulk of those fees come from overseas engagements, many in the Far East or Middle East, where Billionaire Barbie remains an iconic star.

In realms such as Turkey, where Paris adorns billboards and magazines and somehow has become a blonde fashion and lifestyle icon to tons and tons of chain smoking men and women, nightclubs and shopping malls pay her big bucks to come and dance and wink her good eye and get wasted. This explains why Paris has such stiff headlights as she exited her plane in Istanbul for a cash run in Turkey. When the headlights are on, Billionaire Barbie is about to get paid. Count on it. Enjoy.

PARIS HILTON'S NIPPLES EXCITED BY A GOOD BIBLE READ

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Charlize Theron Nipple Pokes Are Quite Extraordinary

By Bill Swift | October 4, 2012 @ 9:52 am

Charlize Theron Nipple Pokes Through Her Shirt in Max Magazine

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Charlize Topless

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We've always had a major crush on Charlize Theron, who hasn't? But now it seems that Charlize has a major crush on somebody herself, because whoever she's thinking about in her photos in Max magazine has got her headlights straining something fierce.

As members in good standing of Nipple Lovers Anonymous (NLA), we're already prone to play happy peek-a-boo with the pointy ends of our favorite celebrity funbags, but when they get to be all swollen and strained, well, heck, all the NLA members end up hosting their own private meetings in the bathroom. That's just how we roll. Full beams away. Thank you, Charlize. Enjoy.