Nipple Pokes

Alyssa Barbara Canadian Hot Nipple Pokes in Sextastic Posing

By popular demand, I couldn’t resist but share the entire sextastic pictorial of Canadian hottie Alyssa Barbara and her righteous nipple poking tight top and panties shoot. I mean, you do like this, eh?

Alyssa Barbara reminds us that supreme allure and happy tingles come from all quadrants of the planet, including to the Great White North. We saw Pamela Anderson earlier today. Alyssa Barbara is like the younger Canuckian blonde bookend. And these poses, they will not soon leave your prurient mind. The nipple pokes and outstanding curves will probably throw you into some kind of catatonic state. I’d recommend two aspirin and the biggest monitor you can find. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Nipple Pokes Bust Through the Tank To See the Sun

Britney Spears nipples are pretty classic Americana. Outside of Aniston nipples, which hold their own level of domination in the nipple poking field, Brit’s high beams are right up there with the best of the rest in Tinsel Town in terms of firing through both tops and bras even to catch a little glimpse of public attention.

Britney has been hitting the gym hard these past few months, perhaps even harder of late since losing her boyfriend to another woman in a way, and she’s wearing the tight tank tops once more to prove it. But darn if those nipples of hers don’t seek out every chance for public recognition of their own. Like ambitious sucklers reaching for the daylight. I can’t imagine what they look like without the top on, but I have to guess many a man has poked his eyes out quite happily. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Nipple Pokes For Your Braless Workout Visual Wonderments

I suppose hottie housewife Joanna Krupa is just happy to be in Los Angeles. I’d like to think it’s because of me, but it’s mostly likely the Beverly Hills shopping, the sunshine, and she’d probably be forced to say her husband on camera, though I’d like to think I make the Top 100 reasons list. Either way, her superior nipples were trying to bust out of her sports bra top like nobody’s business as she made her way to the gym in Hollywood.

Just knowing Joanna is back in town without any bra on is kind of happy news for me. Just like I live in a part of town adjacent to nicer parts of town, I’d like to think I’m Joanna Krupa nipples adjacent, if not in physical proximity, then certainly in virtual thoughts. She really is quite the stunning woman. Her headlights alone are blinding me. That hot worked out body, I’m losing other senses as we speak. Keep up the good braless work, Joanna. We need you now more than ever. Enjoy.

Ashley Judd Braless Nipple Pokes in the Big Apple

I’m no fashion expert, okay, maybe a maven, but I must say there is something about the dress Ashley Judd was strutting around Manhattan in last night that has me racing to right positive comments on the style boards. The 40-something actress is still working her magic in a braless tight dress that left her headlights on strong enough to light up Broadway for six blocks. That might be an exaggeration, I’d surely love to measure

Veteran hotties running around without bras on is truly a wondrous development. Ashley knows she looks amazing which is why her nipples are yearning for a little photo attention. Hey, they work hard too. Give them a little something something. I certainly have one idea in mind as far as rewards, though I doubt Ashley would want me to risk ruining her perfect dress. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Nipples Star in See-Through Dress at Toronto Film Festival

Jennifer Aniston probably wins the award for being the most ta-ta proud veteran actress who has never actually bared her funbags on camera before. A dubious distinction indeed.

Jennifer dazzled with her nipples and well-heeled chest puppies quite visible with the combination of a sheer black top and paparazzi cameras at the premiere of the film Cake at the Toronto International Film Festival. Cake indeed. And icing thanks to some of the pokiest nipples this side of the border. Jennifer really does always look rather amazing and though her personality rubs many people the wrong way, perhaps unjustifiably so, we really have come to the now or never moment for Jennifer to fully flash those sweet peaches of hers before they become over ripe. Horrible metaphor, but you catch my drift, oglers. Enjoy.

Elsa Pataky Nipples Excited to See Egotastic! Back Up and Running

Who knows how long the server gods will favor us with uptime, but Thor’s wife, Elsa Pataky, got a little firm in the nips when she heard technology fails could not forever triumph over funbag exhibitions and we were back up and running.

In return for Elsa’s headlight excitement and the return to 1997 standards of website uptime, I have vowed to triple my efforts to bring the best in celebrity sextastic coverage, provided it won’t send me to prison with labels that will get me split open from an uncomfortable end and that it not take, you know, any more work. The NFL season officially begins tonight. I can only dedicate so much resources in the Fall to non-NFL watching time. I’m only human. Enjoy.

Paula Patton See-Through Dress Reveals Her Newly Single Double Delights

It seems that annoying Robin Thicke has finally moved on from his quest to get his wife back, leaving Paula Patton free and single and see-through as she was up top in her dress at the Emmy Awards after party. Well, one of the parties. But two of her sweet boobtastic quite visible beneath her sheer top. Judging by the allure of her funbags, Paula will not be single for long.

It’s always sad when any relationship ends. Except for my own, naturally. Those have been mostly joyous occasions. But, hey, Robin had a long run with Paula Patton. She’s still very much in her sextastic prime and some lucky bastard is going to go next. This is the Circle of Life of Women I Shall Never Know. Now I am tearing up. Enjoy.