Nipple Pokes Posts:

Britney Spears Nipples Could Never Really Be Contained

This is one of those rare times when Britney Spears was out and about with an appropriate sort of undergarment and that did little to stop her ever-yearning nipples from making their break-through toward the warm Southern California sun. Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, Britney's nips rarely need a reason to poke out of her tops and dresses and say howdy to the general public. She is a natural performer.

Britney, on behalf of the gentleman oglers who have been peering at your pert headlights for oh so many years, I'd like to thank you for making the lack of effort to keep those pointed nubs covered. That and your music have been a real treat, though mostly the nipples really. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Braless Nipple Pokes and Pushed Up Boobtastic Galore!

I've never quite been in lust with minxy little Selena Gomez more than today perhaps. Not only has she broken up with The Devil's Midget for the seventeenth time, and who knows, this one could stick, but she proudly asserted her independence by pushing up her funbags to a fare-thee-well and going braless in New York, showing off her racktastic and nipples like she was a young woman on a mission. And really the most noble mission of all, sweet exhibition.

Selena's social media once again indicates she's going through a rough patch. It always amazes me that accomplished, successful, beautiful young women would ever have such down times. Emotions and romance are a bitch for sure. Selena, if you ever need someone to talk to, well, your mom seems super nice. I have to admit I'm a horrible listener. But I do think you are wicked hot and I will fight anybody who says otherwise. I hope that helps in some way. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Nipple Pokes Because She’s Damn Glad to Meet You

Now that Jessica Alba has fully immersed herself in motherhood and the business she launched related therein, you simply won't find her showing off much in public anymore. Not that she was exactly an exhibitionist before, but now she's got a couple million moms trusting her mommy opinion on products and services and she has to be a little more stately in her appearance. I know, I cried too when I first realized this new status quo for Jessica.

Nevertheless, you can run, but you can't hide the headlights just dying to be noticed for the paparazzi cameras on a big trip to New York. It's not the least bit cold in the Big Apple so I'm going to assume Jessica's nipples were just excited to be out on the town, in the big city, reaching toward the Empire State building and other altitude attractions with zeal and fervor. Jessica may never let them out to play in public, but out they will come nonetheless. Free the nipple -- or they shall free themselves! Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Awesome Nipple Pokes in Hollywood Stretch Pants Outing

Oh, Emmy Awesome, how I count the moments in between our meetings with such sweet sorry. I'm at infinity and still counting, but I never give up hope that someday you'll see the light and realize that my insane levels of passion for your sextastic are the highest form of flattery. If only I could actually get paid for that.

I'd like to think that Emmy's poking headlights in Hollywood over the weekend are a sign that she's been reading my letters. I actually form them to work on multiple levels, she could just smell them and imbue my intentions. Yes, Emmy, lime green tank top nipple pokes. I am receiving your message loud and clear. Well, I might need to adjust the knobs just a tad. I promise, this won't hurt. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes Mean Twelve More Weeks of Summer

And summer hasn't even officially started yet. Albeit whenever the girls start wearing the sheer tops and their nipples get excited to see the sun for the first time in a while, I'm going to call the solstice officially upon us. Especially when that girl happens to be belusted hottie Ashley Greene, flashing her headlights in Studio City.

There's no struggle greater than that of a blessedly hot set of nipples yearning to be free. I think that's written somewhere on the Statue of Liberty. At least, it should be. It's perhaps not the only body part on Ashley Greene begging to be unleashed, but the only one you can see in public. Welcome, summer, bring us the best of your nips! Enjoy.

Lisa Rinna Nipple Pokes Are Basically Unstoppable

Maybe someday science will invent a clothing material strong enough to counter the power punching capabilities of Lisa Rinna nipples. Maybe someday, but not today. I'm not sure what part is nature and what part is science, but through the years, Lisa has had some of the most powerful, yearning to be free headlights in all of Tinsel Town.

Lisa was on a hike with her husband who we omitted from the photos because he's a dude so we don't care a hoot about him. Her nips were poking so hard through at least two layers of Spandex that you could almost feel the burn. You can't stop Lisa's power pokes, you can only hope to barely hardly not really contain them. She could probably cut through glass with her protruding points. In the least, I'd sure like to see her try. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff Nipples Are Happy to Be Exercising

Hilary Duff is getting herself back into fine ole shape after a near divorce and a youngin' and some very odd romantic overtures from Aaron Carter, and her nipples at least seem happy to be back in the gym

The former TV starlet has remained ever cute, even as her shape has changed through the years, now headed in the hot mommy direction, completely with yoga pants and some headlights poking through her sports bra outside the gym. This is the standard m.o. for young celebrity moms that we've come to almost take for granted here in Los Angeles. Almost. But not quite when Hilary's high beams are shining on. I shall never forsake a good nipple poke. Enjoy.