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Who Wants an Xbox One? Check Out the Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards And Be Entered to Win (VIDEO)

Updated to Add: if you enter your email address on the landing page after leaving this site, you are entered in the prize contest even if you don't see the Xbox specifically mentioned. Trust me, it's there. I mean, trust me like I'm Egotastic!, not like when the government says to trust them and you're skrewed.

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This isn't like one Xbox for the entire world. This is one Xbox One for one lucky Egotastic! Reader only. One of my lucky semi-employed bastard viewers is going to take home the Xbox One, courtesy of Mr. Skin and their annual Anatomy Awards, featuring delicate categories such as Best Nip Slip, Best Albino Nudity, and Best Backburger. It's so much better than the Oscars.

It's completely FREE, as in gratis, no purchase necessary, to see all the sextastic photos and clips of every nominated scene live now at Mr. Skin. When you're there, enter to win that Xbox, become the envy of your neighborhood, finally get laid by a girl you don't have to pretend to your friends doesn't have a Facebook account, and be somebody. It all happens now.

Enter to win now. Seriously, NOW. Yes, you might have to look at a bunch of really hot girls with no clothes on, but suffer you must. Enjoy.

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Vote in the 15th Annual Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards, Win an Xbox One, Become Popular!

 

It's that time of the year again. Awards season. No, not the massive black-tie circle you know what that is the Academy Awards and the seventy-nine other slap on the back for being awesome film and TV industry events. The important stuff. The Anatomy Awards, the 15th annual from Mr. Skin which allows you, the celebrity funbag and skin loving not so average joe to vote on the winners. And vote you must, it is your civic sextastic duty.

Watch the video clips, vote, be entered to win an Xbox One, and become absolutely the most lucky kid in your whole block. Also, that part about deciding the outcome of the free nekkid world isn't so bad either.

VOTE NOW. Vote early. And, naturally, vote with your pants on, please. Enjoy.

Is Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos In Blue Is The Warmest Color the Greatest Lesbionic Scene Ever in Cinema?

 

So says our friend Mr. Skin, who is claiming the Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos screen stopping scissor kiss-fest from the French indie film Blue is the Warmest Color is the best lesbionics onscreen ever. You know my feelings about superlatives. At the same time, I can't think of a non-adult film that has ever done it better. I'm told there were some unnatural natural barriers placed between these two French actresses to keep everybody from getting arrested. Or, the French version of getting arrested which is receiving a medal. Still, the ambitious Sapphic desire between these two ladies on camera is, well, touching.

In honor of his bold claim, Mr. Skin wants you to check out the full scissor kissing video clip from the movie and check out a special membership offer just for Egotastic! readers. It's a win-win. You could also just check out the clip. Don't tell him I told you that. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin Has a Special Offer in Honor of Alexandra Daddario’s Beautiful Bare Knockers

 

I guess everybody needs to honor something in their lives. The good and naughty folks at Mr. Skin are honoring the epic reveal this past week of Alexandra Daddario and her glorious topless parts in HBO's True Detective. It really was one of the more epic introductions of a wonderful chest that I can recall in all my 137 years of doing this kind of work.

Out of respect to Alexandra's amazing hooters, Mr. Skin is inviting EgoReaders to come check out the Percy Jackson starlets bare udders on their site as well as the entire rest of their immense TV and movie hottie archive. You could think of worse ways to waste your time at the office or school. Just saying. And, now, just watching Alexandra. She really has made quite a splash. Enjoy.

The Mr. Skin Top 10 Nekkid Onscreen Scenes of the Year Are In (VIDEO)

 

You know I'm not a big fan of end of the year lists. The mere fact that Miley Cyrus is currently leading the Time Person of the Year online voting says enough about why making lists unless your name is Kris Kringle is something of a fool's errand. Nevertheless, when those lists come along with wicked hot nekkid scenes of our favorite sextastic celebrities, well, then, list away I say.

Our friends at Mr. Skin have come out with their annual Top 10 Nekkid Scenes of the Year, and I must say, it's rather impressive. Hollywood will always be alive so long as there are beautiful actresses baring their wares on screen You can quote me on that.

And, by the way, if you haven't yet picked up your Ego Reader discounted membership to Mr. Skin as a Christmas present for a loved one, asked yourself this, why do you hate Christmas so much? It's the gift guaranteed to be received excitedly, not to mention by used excitedly. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin Announces Top Nudecomers of the Year for 2013 Playlist

 

I'll say this for the good and decent flesh loving folks at Mr. Skin, they all went to pun school something fierce. Hence, the Nudecomers of the Year they've assembled, highlighting footage of the hottest girls on the big and small screen to break big in 2013. A few of these are names you already know from visiting here daily, others names of girls you will know doubt want to know or say, hell yeah, that girl has a bright future.

Check out the Mr. Skin Top Nudecomers Playlist designed especially for Egotastic! Readers and see how many of the new faces, err, topless bodies you recognize. Enjoy.

The 2013 Emmy Nominees Get Nekkid on Mr. Skin, You Really Should See

I know what you're thinking. Sure, those newly nominated Emmy Award actresses all gave stellar performances this past year, but I wonder what they look like without their clothes on. Okay, this is what I'm thinking and I know I'm not alone.

Thanks to our skin-loving friends at Mr. Skin, purveyors of all things revealing on TV and film, we have a compilation of all the baring goodness for 24 Emmy nominees wrapped into one fine little playlist. And, don't you know, it's free for Egotastic! Readers. Just like a vending machine if you hit it hard enough in exactly the right place.

Check out the 2013 Emmy Nominated Actresses Nekkid on Mr.Skin and see who really deserves to be taking home a statue.