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Celebrate Cinco De Mayo With Our Amigos at Mr. Skin

 
By Bill Swift | May 5, 2013 @ 12:56 am

Nary a holiday can go by without our friends at Mr. Skin figuring out a way to twist the sacred into the profane in a manner that we can truly respect. Hey, Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for the Mexican people, but the celebration of sextastic Mexican actresses is something the entire world can get behind. At least, the entire Egotastic! world.

Check out the Mr. Skin Cinco de Mayo celebration of nekkid Mexican Mamacitas teaser reel and see if you don't suddenly feel like making sweet sultry romance to a lovely Latina.

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Game of Thrones Nekkid Playlist from Mr. Skin

By Bill Swift | April 17, 2013 @ 12:51 am

I know what you're thinking. Man, I do love that Game of Thrones, but do I really have to sit through hours of bloody killings and impalings just to see all the hot actresses on the show get nekkid? The answer is 'not any more'.

The geniuses of skinema over at Mr. Skin have started building playlists that feature every single nekkid moment in your favorite shows, including Game of Thrones.

Check out the Nekkid Babes of Game of Thrones playlist and sign up for just a few shekels a month for access to the whole hottie-filled Wonka factory.

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Mr. Skin Reveals Whack-It Bracket for March Madness Done The Fun Way (With Prizes)

By Bill Swift | March 27, 2013 @ 12:36 am

Our good and celebrity-revealing friends at Mr. Skin never miss an opportunity for a bad pun or a good contest combining bare actress boobtastic and fun prizes.

Say hello to the Whack-It Bracket, this week down to the Sweet 16 of the best thespianic funbags on the planet, pitted headed to head in a competition where you decide the winner. Jennifer Connelly vs. Rosario Dawson in the first game of this round. Oh, how to decide????

One lucky voter gets a $500 gift card to Fandango. So, it's a win-win generally speaking. But only one girl can win technically, so go VOTE NOW.

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We Saw Your Boobs! Mr. Skin Provides the Visual Reference for the Seth MacFarlane Song

By Bill Swift | February 25, 2013 @ 1:37 pm

You saw the Oscars last night. I know you did. And one of the better pieces of the fairly shoddy evening was the 'We Saw Your Boobs', the song penned and song and beautiful inspired by Seth MacFarlane, who we gave a B grade for the evening, which happens to be the best grade in a very long time for Oscar hosts.

See all the clips mentioned in 'We Saw Your Boobs' on Mr. Skin

But, more to the point. Our good friends at Mr. Skin have put together a point by point, err, skin by skin, celebration of every single actress mentioned in the 'We Saw Your Boobs' and they are making it available free to Egotastic! readers. Yes, free, that's a good price. You really must see it.

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Mr. Skin’s 14th Annual Anatomy Awards — See Nekkid Celebrities, Win an IPad! (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | February 5, 2013 @ 12:09 pm
Click to See Uncensored Video

When our friends at Mr. Skin told us it was time for the 14th annual Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards, we became visibly excited; 2012 truly was one of the finest year in celebrity skin on screen that we can remember. And while both our short term and long term memory have been mildly to dramatically affected by chemicals related to the malting of liquor process, we are just about to prepared to call this the finest year ever.

And, now's your chance to review all the best celebrity skin of the past year and  VOTE  and enter to win a free latest edition iPad, from which to watch all of the coming year's celebrity skin.

It's a win-win of sextastic skin proposition. Do it now, before you're only the second person on your block to enter.

See the Uncensored Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards Teaser »
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Mr. Skin Reveals Their Top 10 Nekkid Scenes of 2012 (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | November 28, 2012 @ 12:05 pm

Leave it to our friends at Mr. Skin to be first up to the podium with the announcement of their Top 10 list for 2012.

Granted, when Mr. Skin makes a list, they also make tons of hot topless video clips to go along with their list, so this is slightly, err, far more entertaining than sitting around waiting for Time and Newsweek to come out with their rankings of annual shizz.

You must, absolutely must, check out the Mr. Skin's Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2012. It really was a quite epic year for skin on film and TV. Enjoy.

Check Out Mr. Skin's Uncensored Teaser »
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Mr. Skin’s Erection 2012! Finally a Reason to Vote and Win Awesome Prizes

 
By Bill Swift | November 2, 2012 @ 9:44 am

We don't know much about politics here at Egotastic!, but we do know that when you pull the lever next Tuesday, you're not going to be winning any 55"-LCD TV. I think you get an 'I Voted' sticker or something slightly less awesome than a giant flat-screen TV.

But, now, thanks to Mr. Skin, you can cast your ballot in an election that truly matters -- the Mr. Skin Erection 2012, where you not only get to win shit, you get to see lots of hot topless celebrities on film and TV from the past year while voting. You're not going to get that when voting in Jim and Nancy's garage next week, I assure you. Jim is such an pretentious a-hole.

Vote now in the Mr. Skin Erection 2012. Win prizes. Become famous. Get laid. It all happens just like that.

See the Uncensored Erection 2012 Video »
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