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Mr. Skin Declares His Hottest Three Lesbionic Scenes of 2014!

 
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You can only imagine the conversations had between myself and Mr. Skin. Lots of politics and gardening tip talk naturally. Once in a while, we do get around to sparing a moment to discuss the lovely nekkid ladies of Hollywood and how best to share them with the desirous readers. For his part, Mr. Skin digs a good list, and in his latest rankings, has prepared his three favorite topless lesbian scenes of 2014.

I find it hard to argue over the likes of Taylor Schilling, Laura Prepon, Sara Malakul Lane, and Sapphic sextastic sex scenes in House of Cards. It really was a fine year for scissor kissing hot bodied goodness. Check it out.

(And while you’re at it, you being way behind on Christmas gifts and all, do be sure to get your Mr. Skin Membership for anybody you hope to call friend in 2015, including yourself.)

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Mr. Skin Done Gone Crazy with $4 Cyber Monday Special!

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If you’re like me, you lost between three and eleven people important to you shopping for cheap LED screens in this early morning hours of Black Friday. A grim day indeed. Especially Aunt Helen. Her marshmallow cookies. To die for. I haven’t shopped at a brick and mortar store since they invented online shopping, not because I don’t adore American traditions, but because I’m agoraphobic, claustrophobic, and whatever that word is that means shopping malls give you horrific hives. I love Cyber Monday, the day to buy all your Christmas and holiday (hi, Jews and Muslims) gifts online, the first of which MUST BE this crazy $4/month offer from Mr. Skin. It’s their best offer ever. And it’s especially designed to make you the best gift giver ever, especially if you’re buying it for yourself.

Get Mr. Skin Now for Just $4/Month!

See Topless Samples and then Get Mr. Skin for Just $4/Month!

Unlimited access to the Mr. Skin deep, happy place library of new and archived photos and videos of all your favorite actresses and thespianics in the buff. Boobs until you can boob no more. As if that place exists. And, for one week starting today, JUST $4 a month on an annual subscription. It will never be cheaper. Or better. Or more Yuletide awesome.

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2014 (VIDEO)

 
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Oh, yes, December. The time for lists I absolutely abhor and lists I absolutely love. In the latter category, most definitely, the Top 10 Celebrity Nude Scenes of the Year from our good and indecent friends at Mr. Skin.

I invite you to check out the Top 3 Mr. Skin Nude Scenes of the Year (or below):

 

And for those of you who can’t get enough, like me the people I respect, check out the All Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2014 at Mr. Skin. This is an experience that guarantees happy thoughts going into your holiday shopping weekend.

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Hilary Swank Topless, Ruth Wilson Topless, Lizzy Caplan and Anna Paquin, Yep, Also Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for November 14, 2014
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The weather outside is frightful, but inside it’s so delightfully filled with faptastic funbags you really ought to consider doing your holiday shopping from the mobile device entirely as I do, and instead turn your time and attention to catching up with the mega amounts of flesh filled celebrity fantasy available on the big and little screen. Our forecast for such skintastic comes to us from the wintery melon loving folks at Mr. Skin.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Hilary Swank topless now in theaters in The Homesman, Ruth Wilson topless and getting chowed down in The Affair on Showtime, and Lizzy Caplan and Anna Paquin and an assortment of other fanged beauties topless on the complete True Blood series now out on Blu-Ray. It’s a lot of ta-ta’s, but I know you and I know you can handle this. Enjoy.

As the holidays arrive soon, if you’re not purchasing an Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin for yourself or a loved one or friend, ask yourself this, why am I such a huge Grinch? Exactly. Don’t be a grinch. Get on this.

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Anne Hathaway Leads the Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for November 7, 2014
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It’s hard to believe we’re halfway to winter. Especially given that it’s 80 and sunny out here in Los Angeles. My apologies in advance. But for most of the rest of the northern hemisphere facing a cold winter thanks to global warming, it’s definitely hide inside and warm the cockles time via the best way known to mankind. Hot topless celebrities right there on your personal tube. It’s time for the sixty seconds of forecast rapture known as the Mr. Skin Minute.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Anne Hathaway not nekkid in Interstellar but quite topless multiple blessedly times in Love and Other Drugs, Ruth Wilson topless making of the sexy in The Affair now on Showtime, and finally nude on Blu-Ray, the entire series of The Sopranos and all its glorious, dozens and dozens of skintastic topless sex scenes. The show that started it all for HBO, that’s a killer. Enjoy.

Naturally, don’t be a regret-filled sad monkey and deny yourself a fun filled membership to Mr. Skin.com. It’s a lifetime of fun for a few shekels of your entertainment spending.

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Nicole Kidman and Juno Temple Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 31, 2014
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As the winds pick up, the leaves being to fall, and the children high on candy sugar race through the streets like high marauders let us not forsake our weekend duty to catch as much celebrity skin on film as humanly possible. If you consume it, they will make even more. Just a hint. And a strong word of advice from our friends at Mr. Skin who once again have put together short-term forecast for all things beautifully bare and available onscreen right this very minute.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Nicole Kidman not nude in her new flick Before I Go To Sleep, but quite nekkid in Eyes Wide Shut available on Blu-Ray, Juno Temple topless making of the sexy in Horn, now out in theaters, and Kate Hudson and beautiful seat muffins in Good People, now also out on Blu-Ray. It’s cold outside, people, get your butt indoors and check out all the digital media world has to offer in terms of nekkid celebrities. Consider me your doctor, I know what’s best.

While you’re at it, take two, or at least one, Ego discounted memberships to Mr. Skin and don’t call me in the morning. I’d love to share in your thanks and happiness, but that is kind of creepy. Enjoy.

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Penelope Cruz, Paz Vega, Spanish Topless Hotties In El Especial Mr. Skin Playlist (VIDEO)

 

UPDATED: For all of you who complained because I was drinking too much in my pre-World Series ritual and effed up the links, here’s the real links:

Check out the Penelope Cruz and Spanish Topless Hotties Video Playlist and 3-Days Free Trial membership in Mr. Skin.

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If you’ve known me for a week, let alone since the dawn of time, you know I love two things: my family and hot Iberian women. Even between those, there is one I can live without. Sorry, mom. But let’s be realistic. Penelope Cruz and Paz Vega and their sextastic peers, that beats your Thanksgiving turkey.

Our friends at Mr. Skin are celebrating lovely Latin ladies and their fondness for Egotastic! Readers by offering you this must watch Spanish hotties video playlist along with a 3-Day Free Trial Membership to Mr. Skin. I dig the good folks at Mr. Skin. They have a deep understanding of all the things we love. They’ve got celebrity flesh up the wazoo.

Check out the Latinas. Check out Mr. Skin. Find yourself 19% more happy than you were before. That’s an approximation, it could go as high as shit-eating grin status. Enjoy.