Occasionally around special annual occasions, my buddy Mr. Skin gets a little lit on Scotch and Yoohoo chocolate soda and offers up some how low can you go crazy kind of offer. This is that time. With the Super Bowl this weekend, the prurient and nekkid lady-loving bastards at Mr. Skin have brought back their $4 a Month Lowest price Ever deal.
Now, I don’t tout many products on this site, outside of human flesh and the grateful love you ought feel for the woman who brought you into this world, but Mr. Skin memberships is simply one of the tools you want in your utility belt of happiness. For just $4 a month, it’ll never ever be a better deal. I feel like Crazy Eddie if Crazy Eddie sold topless Jessica Alba. Had he, he still might be around. Act now.
Naturally, our friends at Mr. Skin are very into the Golden Globes Awards this weekend. For Hollywood it means a few dozen members of the boozing and bon vivant life living Foreign Press Association picking winners and losers. For Mr. Skin, a chance to show you the lady nominees quite without their clothes on. You really shouldn’t miss this topless thespianic VIDEO.
And to celebrate, launching into 2015 Awards Season with a 3-Day Free Trial Offer to Mr. Skin. Because the skin baring parts really are the best parts of all these shows and movies.
I can’t guarantee you won’t be slightly alarmed by the amount of smuggery and backslapping this trophy season in Tinsel Town. But I can assure you that you will be nothing but pleased with a Mr. Skin membership. Give it a spin and see if you don’t come up with a movie smile. Enjoy.
Let’s be honest, shopping for men in particular for the holidays is the single hardest thing you may do in life outside of trying to undo a double clasp bra in the dark. And if that man happens to be you, well, you are the hardest person in the world to shop for period. It’s Christmas. You must make a bold gesture of some benevolent form. Mr. Skin is here to save you bacon with hot nekkid celebrities for just $4/month. I know, he’s cuckoo. Get in now before he recovers.
To make this the best Christmas since 1278, which was a doozy, our friends at Mr. Skin are offering Egotastic! readers a $4/month Mr. Skin Xmas special. You can’t buy a damn stocking for four bucks to put your fifty dollar presents in. This is the best offer ever on a product that every man loves, to the point of exhaustion.
Did I mention the entire Mr. Skin library and fresh daily content for just $4?
If you have ever wanted to get behind the Mr. Skin curtain, today is the day. Now is the time. This is the moment. Ho-ho-ho. Yes, you will see those too, I guarantee. Enjoy.
You can only imagine the conversations had between myself and Mr. Skin. Lots of politics and gardening tip talk naturally. Once in a while, we do get around to sparing a moment to discuss the lovely nekkid ladies of Hollywood and how best to share them with the desirous readers. For his part, Mr. Skin digs a good list, and in his latest rankings, has prepared his three favorite topless lesbian scenes of 2014.
I find it hard to argue over the likes of Taylor Schilling, Laura Prepon, Sara Malakul Lane, and Sapphic sextastic sex scenes in House of Cards. It really was a fine year for scissor kissing hot bodied goodness. Check it out.
(And while you’re at it, you being way behind on Christmas gifts and all, do be sure to get your Mr. Skin Membership for anybody you hope to call friend in 2015, including yourself.)
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If you’re like me, you lost between three and eleven people important to you shopping for cheap LED screens in this early morning hours of Black Friday. A grim day indeed. Especially Aunt Helen. Her marshmallow cookies. To die for. I haven’t shopped at a brick and mortar store since they invented online shopping, not because I don’t adore American traditions, but because I’m agoraphobic, claustrophobic, and whatever that word is that means shopping malls give you horrific hives. I love Cyber Monday, the day to buy all your Christmas and holiday (hi, Jews and Muslims) gifts online, the first of which MUST BE this crazy $4/month offer from Mr. Skin. It’s their best offer ever. And it’s especially designed to make you the best gift giver ever, especially if you’re buying it for yourself.
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Unlimited access to the Mr. Skin deep, happy place library of new and archived photos and videos of all your favorite actresses and thespianics in the buff. Boobs until you can boob no more. As if that place exists. And, for one week starting today, JUST $4 a month on an annual subscription. It will never be cheaper. Or better. Or more Yuletide awesome.
Oh, yes, December. The time for lists I absolutely abhor and lists I absolutely love. In the latter category, most definitely, the Top 10 Celebrity Nude Scenes of the Year from our good and indecent friends at Mr. Skin.
I invite you to check out the Top 3 Mr. Skin Nude Scenes of the Year (or below):
And for those of you who can’t get enough, like me the people I respect, check out the All Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2014 at Mr. Skin. This is an experience that guarantees happy thoughts going into your holiday shopping weekend.
Photo Credit: Mr. Skin
The weather outside is frightful, but inside it’s so delightfully filled with faptastic funbags you really ought to consider doing your holiday shopping from the mobile device entirely as I do, and instead turn your time and attention to catching up with the mega amounts of flesh filled celebrity fantasy available on the big and little screen. Our forecast for such skintastic comes to us from the wintery melon loving folks at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Hilary Swank topless now in theaters in The Homesman, Ruth Wilson topless and getting chowed down in The Affair on Showtime, and Lizzy Caplan and Anna Paquin and an assortment of other fanged beauties topless on the complete True Blood series now out on Blu-Ray. It’s a lot of ta-ta’s, but I know you and I know you can handle this. Enjoy.
As the holidays arrive soon, if you’re not purchasing an Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin for yourself or a loved one or friend, ask yourself this, why am I such a huge Grinch? Exactly. Don’t be a grinch. Get on this.
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