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Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2014 (VIDEO)

 
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Oh, yes, December. The time for lists I absolutely abhor and lists I absolutely love. In the latter category, most definitely, the Top 10 Celebrity Nude Scenes of the Year from our good and indecent friends at Mr. Skin.

I invite you to check out the Top 3 Mr. Skin Nude Scenes of the Year (or below):

 

And for those of you who can’t get enough, like me the people I respect, check out the All Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2014 at Mr. Skin. This is an experience that guarantees happy thoughts going into your holiday shopping weekend.

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Hilary Swank Topless, Ruth Wilson Topless, Lizzy Caplan and Anna Paquin, Yep, Also Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for November 14, 2014
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The weather outside is frightful, but inside it’s so delightfully filled with faptastic funbags you really ought to consider doing your holiday shopping from the mobile device entirely as I do, and instead turn your time and attention to catching up with the mega amounts of flesh filled celebrity fantasy available on the big and little screen. Our forecast for such skintastic comes to us from the wintery melon loving folks at Mr. Skin.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Hilary Swank topless now in theaters in The Homesman, Ruth Wilson topless and getting chowed down in The Affair on Showtime, and Lizzy Caplan and Anna Paquin and an assortment of other fanged beauties topless on the complete True Blood series now out on Blu-Ray. It’s a lot of ta-ta’s, but I know you and I know you can handle this. Enjoy.

As the holidays arrive soon, if you’re not purchasing an Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin for yourself or a loved one or friend, ask yourself this, why am I such a huge Grinch? Exactly. Don’t be a grinch. Get on this.

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Anne Hathaway Leads the Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for November 7, 2014
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It’s hard to believe we’re halfway to winter. Especially given that it’s 80 and sunny out here in Los Angeles. My apologies in advance. But for most of the rest of the northern hemisphere facing a cold winter thanks to global warming, it’s definitely hide inside and warm the cockles time via the best way known to mankind. Hot topless celebrities right there on your personal tube. It’s time for the sixty seconds of forecast rapture known as the Mr. Skin Minute.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Anne Hathaway not nekkid in Interstellar but quite topless multiple blessedly times in Love and Other Drugs, Ruth Wilson topless making of the sexy in The Affair now on Showtime, and finally nude on Blu-Ray, the entire series of The Sopranos and all its glorious, dozens and dozens of skintastic topless sex scenes. The show that started it all for HBO, that’s a killer. Enjoy.

Naturally, don’t be a regret-filled sad monkey and deny yourself a fun filled membership to Mr. Skin.com. It’s a lifetime of fun for a few shekels of your entertainment spending.

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Nicole Kidman and Juno Temple Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 31, 2014
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As the winds pick up, the leaves being to fall, and the children high on candy sugar race through the streets like high marauders let us not forsake our weekend duty to catch as much celebrity skin on film as humanly possible. If you consume it, they will make even more. Just a hint. And a strong word of advice from our friends at Mr. Skin who once again have put together short-term forecast for all things beautifully bare and available onscreen right this very minute.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Nicole Kidman not nude in her new flick Before I Go To Sleep, but quite nekkid in Eyes Wide Shut available on Blu-Ray, Juno Temple topless making of the sexy in Horn, now out in theaters, and Kate Hudson and beautiful seat muffins in Good People, now also out on Blu-Ray. It’s cold outside, people, get your butt indoors and check out all the digital media world has to offer in terms of nekkid celebrities. Consider me your doctor, I know what’s best.

While you’re at it, take two, or at least one, Ego discounted memberships to Mr. Skin and don’t call me in the morning. I’d love to share in your thanks and happiness, but that is kind of creepy. Enjoy.

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Penelope Cruz, Paz Vega, Spanish Topless Hotties In El Especial Mr. Skin Playlist (VIDEO)

 

UPDATED: For all of you who complained because I was drinking too much in my pre-World Series ritual and effed up the links, here’s the real links:

Check out the Penelope Cruz and Spanish Topless Hotties Video Playlist and 3-Days Free Trial membership in Mr. Skin.

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If you’ve known me for a week, let alone since the dawn of time, you know I love two things: my family and hot Iberian women. Even between those, there is one I can live without. Sorry, mom. But let’s be realistic. Penelope Cruz and Paz Vega and their sextastic peers, that beats your Thanksgiving turkey.

Our friends at Mr. Skin are celebrating lovely Latin ladies and their fondness for Egotastic! Readers by offering you this must watch Spanish hotties video playlist along with a 3-Day Free Trial Membership to Mr. Skin. I dig the good folks at Mr. Skin. They have a deep understanding of all the things we love. They’ve got celebrity flesh up the wazoo.

Check out the Latinas. Check out Mr. Skin. Find yourself 19% more happy than you were before. That’s an approximation, it could go as high as shit-eating grin status. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Emmanuelle Seigner All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 17, 2014
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It’s that time again. Time to get your movie, DVD, and Blu-Ray forecast for skincasts from our good friends in the Windy City at Mr. Skin. They keep their nose to the grindstone specifically looking out for the single hottest flesh reveals on recorded media so that you might save your valuable time just for watching. They’re like saints, who love boobs.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the delightfully blonde hottie Naomi Watts not nekkid in her current Birdman flick, but quite topless in Mulholland Falls, Maggie Gyllenhaal flashing lingerie ta-ta’s for The Honourable Woman TV series now on DVD, and Emmanuelle Seigner topless in Roman Polanski’s Venus in Fur now out on DVD. So many ta-ta’s, so much time. Take your time to enjoy.

And, why not double down, nay, triple down on your happiness factor with an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. It’s jaunty, lightweight, and will immediately stop your chaffing issues. Strike that, the chaffing might get worse for a while. But it’s hundreds of thousands of photos and videos of good times.

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Eva Green and Ruth Wilson Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 10, 2014
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The good and semi-decent folks at Mr. Skin have sorted through a large number of skin on screen clips this week to thrill, dazzle, and poorly pun you into a happy submission. The Mr. Skin Minute is sort of like a weather forecast where the prognosis is always hot and sticky. That might sound disturbing, but it was actually the general forecast most days I lived in Southern Georgia. I miss the pie. I’m referring to the cobbler now, not the ladies. Though, both now that I think of it.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the rather fetching Eva Green topless in the first season of Penny Dreadful  now out on Blu-Ray, Ruth Wilson getting it on big time in The Affair new on Showtime, and Juliet Rylance flashing her topless debut on The Kinck. It’s a power packed skin-filled minute of celebrity thespianic boobtastic. I wouldn’t miss it. I didn’t. I’ve seen it thrice. I’d recommend you try and beat my record.

Naturally, I will condemn you to the seventh level of Satan’s residence, also known as Gwyneth Paltrow’s house, if you do not get yourself an Ego discounted Mr. Skin Membership. All the cool kids have one. Think of it as a penis. You may not think you want one, but when it comes time to shower in P.E., you’re going to wish you did.

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