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Rose Leslie and Elizabeth Berkely Topless For the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Normally I’d be talking about cooling temps of the fall approaching in my weekly weather report slash skintastic forecast of what to watch celebrity sextastic wise on the tube or screen, but as the 100′s are approaching L.A., I’m personally thinking about hunkering down next to my semi-functioning AC unit with nothing on but the prescribed ogling opportunities recommended by our friends at Mr. Skin. Always at least three options for catching sweet ta-ta’s on the screen, thereby providing a natural outlet for your potentially dangerous levels of body heat.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the desirably Rose Leslie in the currently in theaters Honeymoon with memories of her mammaries from Game of Thrones, Erin Cummings quite topless and full-bodied on this week’s Masters of Sex, and Elizabeth Berkely topless in Any Given Sunday now out on Blu-Ray. You could shvitz this weekend, or you could shvitz for a purpose. I choose the latter. I choose funbags. Enjoy.

(P.S. If you don’t get your Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin, you will have sweated all summer for nothing!)

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Mr. Skin’s Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time Revealed! Can You Guess Them All?

 

Why am I so excited? Because I have found a kindred spirit in Mr. Skin in terms of love of all things celebrity, hot, and nekkid. Mr. Skin takes a multi-vitamin or something so he has the energy to do far more work, like compiling the 150 Top Nude Scenes of All Time. He made a video. You really must see it. It’s free to watch all 150 clips in countdown if you give them your email at Mr. Skin.com

And for the moment we’ve all been waiting for, the Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time revealed. Can you guess which made the new highly scientific and carefully algorithmically sextastic list? I got ten out of fifteen right. Check out the countdown gallery to see if you can in the least guess who made the new #1. There, I’ve already such too much! Enjoy.

P.S. Did I mention the video containing all 150 top nude celebrity clips? Like you’d want to watch that for any reason.

Mr. Skin’s Brand Spanking New 150 Greatest Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time (And Giving Away 15 Lifetime Memberships!)

 

Mr. Skin is getting old. He’s turning fifteen and celebrating by banging out an entirely new Greatest Ever Celebrity Nude Scenes list. Could Phoebe Cates in Fast Times be toppled from the throne like a super hot King Joffrey with perfect yams? Mr. Skin’s using complex science to determine his tops list, unlike some magazines we know. A winner will be crowned in a countdown over the next couple of weeks.

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To add icing to the birthday cake, Mr. Skin is handing out 15 Lifetime Membership to 15 Lucky visitors who come to check out the 150 Greatest Celebrity Nude Scenes. It’s a win win, and win. A Lifetime of Mr. Skin means less skin on your johnny, but more joy in your eyes.

Here’s a look at the PG-13 preview of the list. You’re going to want to see uncensored video scenes list in its entirety. Because I know you better than you know yourself. The sign up is entirely free to see all 150 scenes. It’s so much better than work, I can’t tell you. Enjoy.







Kate Upton Bikini Jiggles, Zoe Saldana Nipples, and Twin Peaks Peeks Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for August 1, 2014
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The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.

And, don’t you dare let anyone you love or despise go back to school, work, or community halfway house without an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. They will be your friend for life, or two lives when you both come back as newts.

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Cameron Diaz Booty and Jessica Brown Findlay Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for July 25, 2014
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I don’t know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it’s damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it’s time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what’s nekkid onscreen and they’re not afraid to tell you.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.

Absolutely positively certainly do not neglect yourself, get a Mr. Skin membership discounted for EgoReaders. The Mr. Skin service is pure joy packed into digital format.

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Headlines the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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I was going to write some other stuff in the headline, but you know, after Scarlett Johansson nekkid, the conversation sort of stops as there are more important matters to tend to. Like checking out ScarJo in the best cut yet of her topless and bare goodies moments in Under the Skin, finally out on Blu-Ray. You know our friends at Mr. Skin were just dying to get this in the mail.

Joining Scarlett in the Mr. Skin Minute Video this week are Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez getting quite nekkid and boobtastic in Power on Starz and some hot topless scenes from Hemlock, the sexy horror series on Netflix. There really is a lot of something for everyone. Assuming everyone here loves to leer at hot nekkid women. I live off that assumption. Enjoy.

Be sure to get your discounted membership to Mr. Skin now, for full views of the likes of Scarlett and several thousand of her closest nekkid celebrity friends on film.

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Judy Greer, Keri Russell, Charlotte Gainsbourg Flashing Flesh in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for July 11, 2014
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There’s nothing I love more than cozying up to my AC unit on a hot summer’s weekend and flipping through films that are actually made for grownups. You know, cinema with intelligent plotting, real drama, and adult situations, with an emphasis on the latter, and the latter involving reveals of mouth watering celebrity bare skin. For such moments, I always turn to my friends at Mr. Skin for recommendations.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Keri Russell and Judy Greer not nekkid in Planet of the Apes, but Keri’s bare-arse in The Americans on F/X and Judy Greer topless in What Planet Are You From, Charlotte Gainsbourg and her gal pals nekkid and making the sexy in both volumes of Nymphomaniac now out on Blu-Ray, and Gabriella Wright full frontal nekkid on HBO’s True Blood this week. It’s two eyefuls of skintastic goodness. Soak it all in. Enjoy.

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