Mr. Skin

Naomi Watts, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Emmanuelle Seigner All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 17, 2014
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It’s that time again. Time to get your movie, DVD, and Blu-Ray forecast for skincasts from our good friends in the Windy City at Mr. Skin. They keep their nose to the grindstone specifically looking out for the single hottest flesh reveals on recorded media so that you might save your valuable time just for watching. They’re like saints, who love boobs.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the delightfully blonde hottie Naomi Watts not nekkid in her current Birdman flick, but quite topless in Mulholland Falls, Maggie Gyllenhaal flashing lingerie ta-ta’s for The Honourable Woman TV series now on DVD, and Emmanuelle Seigner topless in Roman Polanski’s Venus in Fur now out on DVD. So many ta-ta’s, so much time. Take your time to enjoy.

And, why not double down, nay, triple down on your happiness factor with an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. It’s jaunty, lightweight, and will immediately stop your chaffing issues. Strike that, the chaffing might get worse for a while. But it’s hundreds of thousands of photos and videos of good times.

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Eva Green and Ruth Wilson Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 10, 2014
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The good and semi-decent folks at Mr. Skin have sorted through a large number of skin on screen clips this week to thrill, dazzle, and poorly pun you into a happy submission. The Mr. Skin Minute is sort of like a weather forecast where the prognosis is always hot and sticky. That might sound disturbing, but it was actually the general forecast most days I lived in Southern Georgia. I miss the pie. I’m referring to the cobbler now, not the ladies. Though, both now that I think of it.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the rather fetching Eva Green topless in the first season of Penny Dreadful  now out on Blu-Ray, Ruth Wilson getting it on big time in The Affair new on Showtime, and Juliet Rylance flashing her topless debut on The Kinck. It’s a power packed skin-filled minute of celebrity thespianic boobtastic. I wouldn’t miss it. I didn’t. I’ve seen it thrice. I’d recommend you try and beat my record.

Naturally, I will condemn you to the seventh level of Satan’s residence, also known as Gwyneth Paltrow’s house, if you do not get yourself an Ego discounted Mr. Skin Membership. All the cool kids have one. Think of it as a penis. You may not think you want one, but when it comes time to shower in P.E., you’re going to wish you did.

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Lizzy Caplan, Emily Ratajkowski, and Olivia Wilde All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 3, 2014
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The good and flesh on film loving folks at Mr. Skin have really outdone themselves this week with a ribald and richly ta-ta filled sixty seconds of the best skin on small and big screen this weekend. It’s not that you can’t enjoy entertainment bereft of faptastic funbags, it’s just, why would you even try when you have options. Not many people choose the cold shower when the hot works perfectly fine.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Emily Ratajkowski who will be topless in Gone Girl on the big screen but famously was topless already in her Robin Thicke video, Lizzy Caplan and Breaking Bad’s Betsy Brandt both topless on the season finale of Masters of Sex, and Olivia Wilde flashing her sweet’ums full frontal and some nice rear in Third Person now out in theaters and OnDemand. It’s a hoopla of the hooters of some of the finest ladies in the land. You really shouldn’t pass it up.

And, naturally, while delighting in the Skin for sixty seconds, consider a full-time Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin and their content vaults of unending celebrity skin. Sixty seconds is fun, sixty hours is more of a religious experience. Enjoy.

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Rose Leslie and Elizabeth Berkely Topless For the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Normally I’d be talking about cooling temps of the fall approaching in my weekly weather report slash skintastic forecast of what to watch celebrity sextastic wise on the tube or screen, but as the 100′s are approaching L.A., I’m personally thinking about hunkering down next to my semi-functioning AC unit with nothing on but the prescribed ogling opportunities recommended by our friends at Mr. Skin. Always at least three options for catching sweet ta-ta’s on the screen, thereby providing a natural outlet for your potentially dangerous levels of body heat.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the desirably Rose Leslie in the currently in theaters Honeymoon with memories of her mammaries from Game of Thrones, Erin Cummings quite topless and full-bodied on this week’s Masters of Sex, and Elizabeth Berkely topless in Any Given Sunday now out on Blu-Ray. You could shvitz this weekend, or you could shvitz for a purpose. I choose the latter. I choose funbags. Enjoy.

(P.S. If you don’t get your Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin, you will have sweated all summer for nothing!)

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Mr. Skin’s Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time Revealed! Can You Guess Them All?

 

Why am I so excited? Because I have found a kindred spirit in Mr. Skin in terms of love of all things celebrity, hot, and nekkid. Mr. Skin takes a multi-vitamin or something so he has the energy to do far more work, like compiling the 150 Top Nude Scenes of All Time. He made a video. You really must see it. It’s free to watch all 150 clips in countdown if you give them your email at Mr. Skin.com

And for the moment we’ve all been waiting for, the Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time revealed. Can you guess which made the new highly scientific and carefully algorithmically sextastic list? I got ten out of fifteen right. Check out the countdown gallery to see if you can in the least guess who made the new #1. There, I’ve already such too much! Enjoy.

P.S. Did I mention the video containing all 150 top nude celebrity clips? Like you’d want to watch that for any reason.

Mr. Skin’s Brand Spanking New 150 Greatest Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time (And Giving Away 15 Lifetime Memberships!)

 

Mr. Skin is getting old. He’s turning fifteen and celebrating by banging out an entirely new Greatest Ever Celebrity Nude Scenes list. Could Phoebe Cates in Fast Times be toppled from the throne like a super hot King Joffrey with perfect yams? Mr. Skin’s using complex science to determine his tops list, unlike some magazines we know. A winner will be crowned in a countdown over the next couple of weeks.

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To add icing to the birthday cake, Mr. Skin is handing out 15 Lifetime Membership to 15 Lucky visitors who come to check out the 150 Greatest Celebrity Nude Scenes. It’s a win win, and win. A Lifetime of Mr. Skin means less skin on your johnny, but more joy in your eyes.

Here’s a look at the PG-13 preview of the list. You’re going to want to see uncensored video scenes list in its entirety. Because I know you better than you know yourself. The sign up is entirely free to see all 150 scenes. It’s so much better than work, I can’t tell you. Enjoy.







Kate Upton Bikini Jiggles, Zoe Saldana Nipples, and Twin Peaks Peeks Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for August 1, 2014
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The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.

And, don’t you dare let anyone you love or despise go back to school, work, or community halfway house without an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. They will be your friend for life, or two lives when you both come back as newts.

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