Movie Premiere Posts:

A Belated Shoutout to Rebecca Hall Sideboob

The Iron Man 3 premiere in The Old Country toward the end of last week were pretty uneventful, but we'd be remiss if we neglected to show you the side boob wearing top worn by underrated brunette thespianic, Rebecca Hall. We are many things, many horrible things, but never remiss!

Rebecca Hall is certain to finally break through with an American audience after her turn in the big summer blockbuster. Of course, regular Egotastic! visitors are already one step ahead. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Out of the Pokie in Time for ‘Mud’ Premiere

Yeah, Reese Witherspoon got locked up in Atlanta. She wasn't even the one suspected of drunk driving, that was her husband. But for some Hollywood reason, Reese felt obliged to let her husband's arresting officer have an earful of her attitude and a whole lot of disobeying his orders and she got hooked up too. I guess couples that violate the law together stay together, so there's good news for Reese on the marital front.

Kind of too bad to think of our belusted Reese as a mouthy girl who will get your beat by the cops for no good reason, but that won't stop us from ogling her on the red carpet of her film, Mud, where Reese looked like a million dollars. Slightly more than it cost her to bail herself out of jail in time to get to the premiere.

We come from the Chris Rock school of shutting the eff up when cops are at your car window. But we also come from the school of having fun imagining Reese Witherspoon in a holding cell full of horned up dykes. So, our two schools are currently competing against one another. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Pulls Off Another Cleavetastic Red Carpet

I'm still not quite sure how Sarah Hyland gets her perky little pair pressed up to such square footage cleavage wise, but I guess sometimes not knowing the magic trick is key to enjoying the sorcery. And with Sarah Hyland and anything boobtastic, the power of the mystical runs quite strong.

Sarah was out last night at the Call Me Crazy film premiere and the girl really is starting to become the woman of note at many of these events. The whole package really. Like seeing our baby girl all grown up. I'd cry if I wasn't so horny. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Also Looking Mighty Fine for Scary Movie 5

Talk about all grown up, Ashley Tisdale had it all grown up and going on at last night's N.Y. premiere of Scary Movie 5. Sadly, no obvious shows of skin, but in a dress that can only be worn by a woman that works out as often and dedicated as the Tis, giving her one of the very best shorty bodies in all of Hollywood.

We're not really sure what Ashley is up to these days. We don't see her in film or TV or making babies or such. But every time we do see her, she looks like a million minxy dollars. And that's the most important job of all. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Flashing Cleavage for Scary Movie 5

Lindsay Lohan is making the most of her 25th hour, about four more weeks, until she hits mandatory rehab in a facility that most of us would likely call a luxury vacation. But it won't be luxurious for Lindsay who will have to scrap and scrape and bribe her way to get her fix. But that's not for a few more weeks, and in the interim, Lindsay is having herself quite the time, including flashing some ginger cleave at the Scary Movie 5 premiere. This is Lindsay's latest grand cinematic effort and she's going to pimp it with a smile regardless of how fast the world around is collapsing.

While we truly hope Lindsay finds sobriety this time around, and makes her way back into some meaningful, if not more sextastic, commercial ventures in the future., well, we can't hold our breath. So, for one day, we'll just take her sweet cleavage on the red carpet. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Magically Hot on the ‘Wonderstone’ Red Carpet

While I'm trying to pull back on my fashion-magazine like fascination with red carpets and decked out hotties, it's hard when the sweet likes of Olivia Wilde show up in their showy frocks to dazzle the paparazzi at movie premieres.

Especially since Olivia announced last year during her engagement to lucky bastard Jason Sudeikis that she was a big fan of 'marathon sex' (and, no, that does not mean having sex while running a marathon), we've become even bigger fans of Olivia hotness, including tracking her down on the crimson pathway at the Hollywood premiere of The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, a film that has us a little uneasy on realization, but since it contains Olivia Wilde, we will definitely be going to check it out. Mostly just Olivia, and what fun we would have on Mile 21. Enjoy.

The Girls of Spring Breakers Premiere at SXSW

The big celebrity and media confab in Austin, Texas, this week served as host to the last premiere of Spring Breakers, at least before we all here get to see it on Friday, and despite Vanessa Hudgens missing from the quartet, Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, and Ashley Benson held down the hottie fort rather well, with an easy cleavage win for Selena in our estimation.

While we were invited to an early screening of the film, we are holding off until it's open to the general public on Friday; because, after all, we are nothing if not the general public. And we'd like to objectively evaluate this baby we've been waiting nine months to be born. Though, that doesn't mean we won't be lurking in the very back row of the theater, just in case the film lives up to its teasy promise. Enjoy.

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