Movie Premiere

Alicia von Rittberg Braless Cleavetastic Steals the Camera Thunder at Fury Premiere

Look, if you’re young German actress who gets the break to be in a Brad Pitt international blockbuster, why not pull out the dress that’s going to steal the big London premiere red carpet. Hell yes that’s a great idea. For your career and for us gentleman oglers who live for such moments at otherwise occasionally dull events.

Alicia von Rittberg is all of twenty years of age and hoping to bust out as a European film star. She certainly seems to have the chops. I can’t speak to the thespianic skills as I’ve yet to see the movie, but I can speak to her wearing a low cut dress without a bra on the carpet for the premiere of Fury. Wunderbar! If this doesn’t shoot your rocket straight to the sky, well, hell, I’m happy to push from behind. Well done, Fräulein. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Steals the Show with Ginger on Orange at Disney Premiere

It seems like they’re having a premiere for this Alexander and the Horrible Something Or Other movie in every city across the country where children might live. There’ve been a number of them for sure. But none so big perhaps as the final L.A. premiere where the film’s teen starlet, Bella Thorne, arrived in an orange gown that caught the attention of camera snappers up and down the red carpet.

The ginger haired teen beauty has seen her star rocket shoot straight into the stratosphere of late, feeding off Hollywood’s insatiable need for a cute teen girl who can act half-decent and not threaten parents. You know, like Miley, when she was still in contain mode. Bella Thorne definitely knows how to work the publicity section of the paparazzi department. Everybody is taking her photo. She seems to be delighting in her spotlight. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Leggy Hot Show for the Berlin Premiere of TMNT

Sadly, but not entirely unexpectedly, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kind of sucked really badly. Even the presence of the sultry Megan Fox running around in tight outfits couldn’t save that unsavory turtle soup. But, Megan Fox can still rescue a movie premiere in Berlin, where I guess the movie is just coming out so tons of Germans can still have hope the film will be good while staring at Megan Fox looking all kind of leggy hot at the premiere. That’s how I got hooked in the first place.

Megan Fox may not be one-hundred percent what she was in latter years, but that’s like saying Peyton Manning isn’t what he used to be. He’s still really really good. Megan Fox is still really really hot. And as for short dresses showing off her toned alluring legs, wunderbar! Enjoy.

Dakota Fanning In A Red Hot Dress At The World Premiere Of “Effie Gray” In London

The lovely Dakota Fanning was looking seriously hot in a slinky red dress at the London premiere of “Effie Gray”. The dress was short, red, and had some sexy flapper fringe on the bottom. I was all like, “23 skiddoo” but in my pants, if you get my meaning. The dress showed off her awesome legs. They are creamy white and oh so smooth. Your girlfriend/wife doesn’t have legs like that. That only happens in Hollywood. The dress also had a plunging neckline and presented her lovely perky love sacks for all the photogs at the event. I remember thinking when she was a little kid that one day she would grow up to be ridiculously hot. It can go either way, you know. Not all pretty kids grow up to be hot adults. But she certainly did.

I think maybe I’m a hottness prophet.

Casey Batchelor Continues Her Run of Cleavetastic Paparazzi Wins

Casey Batchelor is not going to let a couple things like her big front things stop her from wearing low cut outfits and tiny bikinis. Not when the award for most photographed celebrity is up for grabs each and every night somewhere in this world.

Casey flashed her impressive mams which she claims are downsized from just a few months ago on the red carpet of a movie premiere in London. Naturally, every single camera lens was directed by gravity if nothing else to her impressive chestal assets. If you build them, they will come. Something like that. I just admire a girl who knows her best side and isn’t afraid to use it. Casey Batchelor would made for a fun movie premiere date, if you didn’t mind being known as ‘hey, who’s the shlump with the girl with the giant hoo-haws?’. I certainly don’t. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Red Hot Cleavage At “Gone Girl” NYC Premiere

Super sexy model and topless girl in music videos Emily Ratajkowski was looking particularly cleavtastic at the Gone Girl premiere at the New York Film Festival. She was wearing a red dress that has some seriously amazing cleav. Who can forget the first time they saw Emily’s now legendary funbags in the uncensored version of Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines video? I certainly recall being mesmerized by her bouncing bosoms. I consider myself a bit of an expert in the boobtastic sciences and I can honestly say that Emily’s chichis are in the top 3 best boobs around right now. I know some may disagree with me, but I do not come to this decision lightly and am arriving at this conclusion through years of painstaking work talking and writing about funbags every day.

Either way, I always enjoy when Emily comes up on our radar because it usually means some incredible boobage action.

Jessica Chastain Cleavy At ‘The Disapperance of Eleanor Rigby’ Premiere

My ginger dream girl Jessica Chastain was looking boobtastically cleavtacular at the premiere of “The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby” in San Sebastian. Jess, (I can call her that because we are that close…in my head), has an amazing rack. It’s seriously one of my favorites and I have a masters degree in funbag studies. What makes it even more wonderful is the fact that Jessica a) likes to show off her yum yums at every opportunity and b) she hates bras. She must go through rolls of that tape they use to keep these kinds of dresses from revealing their busty contents every week. The cleavage in these pics is something spectacular, my friends. Her white, freckled mounds of joy are busting out of her dress.

I pray to the boob gods that one day the tape will become loose and we get a nip slip. Wouldn’t that be amazing? A boy can dream.