Egotastic
The good folks from American Pie, celebrating the April 6th release of American Reunion, the last of the funny-sexy-comedy time in the Pie series, asked us to help celebrate super hot moms, so we did so the only way we know how, by honoring ten of our very favorite sextastic celebrity moms in all their bikini glory. I mean, seriously, that's what came to mind right away.
And our friends at Break.com are getting in on the action now too, with their Got MILF contest where you can take or submit pictures of your own hot mom (or other dude's moms), discretion pu-lease, and win some serious prizes, like a new iPad, to secretly photograph hot moms. See how awesomely vicious this cycle is?
And, not to be outdone with voting on pure looks department, there's a Better or Worse Facebook app that encourages directly brutal voting on whether people look better or worse now than they did in high school. I think Facebook was actually invented for that reason or something.
Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Holy Crap Kinds of Hot and MILFtastic
Alessandra Ambrosio is simply coming into her own, and into our own naughty minds, as one of the single most wicked hot moms in all of Hottieville. It's definitely the blessed combination of her natural good looks, that wicked worked-out body, and her willingness to put it in all kinds of under-the-sun sextastic poses, none more alluring than her twisting, bumping, and bending contortions on the sand over the weekend playing beach volleyball.
Super hot slender mom in a white bikini spraying herself with suntan lotion; I almost passed out from the ogling heat.
Oh, and earlier in the day, ridiculously hot Alessandra took the kids to the Beverly Hills pumpkin patch and ran into Jessica Alba with her own brood. Talk about a casual meeting of the MILFtastic. All we could think about was reaching into a pumpkin and feeling that gooey slippery goodness. Only, we weren't really thinking about a pumpkin. MILF overload! Enjoy.