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Kate Beckinsale Goes for a Workout, We Delve Into Her Yoga Pants

Tragically, Kate Beckinsale did not outfit herself in those recalled Lululemon too-sheer yoga pants that show off all the goods, but with Kate Beckinsale, just the chance to see her in tight stretchy things, well, we will never not say thank you to that.

Like all celebrities, Kate’s trip to the gym involves an expensive workout get up along with a designer handbag and oversized sunglasses. Not quite your ratty gym shorts and greasy hair look. But this is Kate Beckinsale, one of the world’s hottest moms, she needs to look good anywhere and everywhere and in every fantasy we have of her. With us being her overly touchy feely personal trainer being at the top of the list. Stretch pants need not be super sheer when they’re on the ground, if you know what I’m saying.

Oh, Kate, you make me think such dirty thoughts. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Muy Caliente in Latina Magazine

Oddly enough, it wasn’t but a few years ago Jessica Alba was distancing herself from her grandfather’s Mexican heritage. I don’t remember all the specifics, but it got tons of people up in arms over her comments about not feeling at all connected or wanting to be labeled to Latinas. Well, how the worm turns. Maybe it was having kids and reconnect with her roots or maybe it was just wanting the chance to look super hot in a Hispanic focused magazine, either way, Jessica Alba turns up the heat in the April edition of Latina magazine. Classy, but super sextastic, as she is ought to be.

I can sort of relate to Jessica’s ancestry plight. There was a time I did not want to share with people that my grandfather was a horny polar bear who made his way into Juneau, Alaska one breeding evening and made babies with my grandma who happened to be a bit of an ursophile. But there comes a time that we all must take pride in where we come from. And if we can do that while looking all kinds of supremely hot on the cover of a magazine, all the better. Good on you, Jessica. Enjoy.

Shakira Brings Out the Mom Boobs in Barcelona

Holy mother of pearls. Shakira looks to be getting back into the swing of the sextastic post-motherhood, bringing out hew engorged sucklers for a little show-off time at an exhibition in Barcelona last night that saw the Colombian singer/dance and world’s hottest midget announce to the ogling world that she’s not going anywhere.

We have so lusted for Shakira over the past several years. Inch for inch and pound for pound, perhaps more for Shakira than any other woman. And we have shed a tear or happiness this morning to see her back in the camera’s eye. She’s needed. She’s wanted. And she’s even more boobtastic than ever. Enjoy.

Shakira Is a New Mommy; Will She Go MILF or Mom Jeans? Consider Us Concerned

Oh, how the world’s hottest midget has entranced us the last several years with her miniature, but excitedly hot body shaking to and fro, back and forth, and wiggled up and down on stage, that Shakira booty shaking like Jell-O, because jam don’t shake like that, it was always working in those tight black pleather pants. But now Shakira is a new mommy and we’re worried about losing all that Latina goodness. Will we? I truly do not know.

Take a little walk down memories of hot pre-mommy lane with us, a little tour d’ Shakira sextastic, and see why we worry so. Enjoy.

Did You Thank Your Mom For Christmas? We Thank a Bunch of Hot Celebrity Moms Just in Case

Let’s be real. Moms make the holidays. The food, the presents, the decorations, paddleboarding Uncle Stu who goes off his low-carb diet at the Yuletide. Moms got it going on at Christmas.

And you know our fondness for all things hot mama, MILFtastic, and otherwise passion-inducing ladies who have experienced the miracle of childbirth, and whose gynecological exams we’d like to undertake without aid of medical instrument, or lights for that matter. Well, we figured Christmas time made perfect sense to celebrate sextastic mommies like Heidi Klum, Brooke Burke, Miranda Kerr, and so many other child-bearing hotties who give us the maternal chills all year long.

Check out our list and see if your Ay, Mami! favorite made the mommy cut.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Holy Crap Kinds of Hot and MILFtastic

Alessandra Ambrosio is simply coming into her own, and into our own naughty minds, as one of the single most wicked hot moms in all of Hottieville. It’s definitely the blessed combination of her natural good looks, that wicked worked-out body, and her willingness to put it in all kinds of under-the-sun sextastic poses, none more alluring than her twisting, bumping, and bending contortions on the sand over the weekend playing beach volleyball.

Super hot slender mom in a white bikini spraying herself with suntan lotion; I almost passed out from the ogling heat.

Oh, and earlier in the day, ridiculously hot Alessandra took the kids to the Beverly Hills pumpkin patch and ran into Jessica Alba with her own brood. Talk about a casual meeting of the MILFtastic. All we could think about was reaching into a pumpkin and feeling that gooey slippery goodness. Only, we weren’t really thinking about a pumpkin. MILF overload! Enjoy.

Hot Celebrity Moms in Bikinis Remind Us to See Stifler’s Mom on April 6th

The good folks from American Pie, celebrating the April 6th release of American Reunion, the last of the funny-sexy-comedy time in the Pie series, asked us to help celebrate super hot moms, so we did so the only way we know how, by honoring ten of our very favorite sextastic celebrity moms in all their bikini glory. I mean, seriously, that’s what came to mind right away.

And our friends at Break.com are getting in on the action now too, with their Got MILF contest where you can take or submit pictures of your own hot mom (or other dude’s moms), discretion pu-lease, and win some serious prizes, like a new iPad, to secretly photograph hot moms. See how awesomely vicious this cycle is?

And, not to be outdone with voting on pure looks department, there’s a Better or Worse Facebook app that encourages directly brutal voting on whether people look better or worse now than they did in high school. I think Facebook was actually invented for that reason or something.

Check out the American Reunion Trailers »