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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Holy Crap Kinds of Hot and MILFtastic

Alessandra Ambrosio is simply coming into her own, and into our own naughty minds, as one of the single most wicked hot moms in all of Hottieville. It's definitely the blessed combination of her natural good looks, that wicked worked-out body, and her willingness to put it in all kinds of under-the-sun sextastic poses, none more alluring than her twisting, bumping, and bending contortions on the sand over the weekend playing beach volleyball.

Super hot slender mom in a white bikini spraying herself with suntan lotion; I almost passed out from the ogling heat.

Oh, and earlier in the day, ridiculously hot Alessandra took the kids to the Beverly Hills pumpkin patch and ran into Jessica Alba with her own brood. Talk about a casual meeting of the MILFtastic. All we could think about was reaching into a pumpkin and feeling that gooey slippery goodness. Only, we weren't really thinking about a pumpkin. MILF overload! Enjoy.

Hot Celebrity Moms in Bikinis Remind Us to See Stifler’s Mom on April 6th

The good folks from American Pie, celebrating the April 6th release of American Reunion, the last of the funny-sexy-comedy time in the Pie series, asked us to help celebrate super hot moms, so we did so the only way we know how, by honoring ten of our very favorite sextastic celebrity moms in all their bikini glory. I mean, seriously, that's what came to mind right away.

And our friends at Break.com are getting in on the action now too, with their Got MILF contest where you can take or submit pictures of your own hot mom (or other dude's moms), discretion pu-lease, and win some serious prizes, like a new iPad, to secretly photograph hot moms. See how awesomely vicious this cycle is?

And, not to be outdone with voting on pure looks department, there's a Better or Worse Facebook app that encourages directly brutal voting on whether people look better or worse now than they did in high school. I think Facebook was actually invented for that reason or something.

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Pink Panters: January Jones Is One Underrated MILF

Last Spring when sextastic January Jones was rushing about town with her swollen belly, we had tons of talk about who the baby daddy was, with most people keying in on her X-Men, First Class director, the dude who happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer, and through al the scandal and all the burgeoning mama photos, well, we saw much of January Jones. But not much since the baby arrived. And, we might add, the new boobtastic.

January has kept herself and brand new MILFtastic body under pretty tight wraps; we barely ever see her these days, which is unfortunate, because these rarer shots of the blonde hottie in a sheer white top and some pink jeans give us the glimpse of her swollen milkers and hard-worked return-to-form body beneath. We can only surmise epic views lie beneath. We'll keep our powder dry and lenses at the ready. Enjoy.

Ali Larter Throws Her Hotness in the Ring for MILF of the Year Awards

Ali Larter is back, post-natal, and ready to compete for pure hotness awards, with the swollen mama mammaries already adding a heaping handful to her naturally buxom state, her natural good looks, and legs 'coming back nicely, yep, we have ourselves a contender. Not sure about that upskirt-preventing dress she's wearing, but, fashion faux-pas aside, Ali Larter is a sextastic MILF and she's game. Enjoy.

Brooke Burke MILF Island Bikini Madness, I Pray It Never Ends

2011 continues to be the Year of the MILF, in no small part recently due to the extended St. Barth's bikini vacation of one very hot mama, Brooke Burke, and her long time boyfriend and new husband who kindly steps out of the picture frames for our telescopic fantastiques. I'd call Brooke Burke inhumanly hot if it weren't for the very human feelings that swell up inside about seeing her amazingly hot veteran celeb body, the boobtastic, the butt-side funside, the entire package of hot -PTA-mom in a bikini delights. Whatever it is you do to keep looking this way, Brooke, please double it. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum Topless Beach Pictures By the Veteran Hottie Barrel-Full!

 

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Wunderbar. The Heidi Klum topless beach vacation in Sardinia continues, and, blessedly, the telescopic lenses of our paparazzi friends caught the veteran hottie sans bikini top along the beach, flashing her MILFtastic boobtastic for Mother Sun and Gentleman Oglers to leer upon.

I have a little big thing going for Heidi Klum these days. Oh, maybe at 38 and after a brood of kids she's not exactly the same Heidi Klum supermodel of a decade ago, but if you're not spending a solid ten minutes perusing her beautifully bare flesh puppies, you're missing out on some real classics. Enjoy.